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Chapter 3 (not really): Randomness

 

Kellie- this chapter is a little conversation between me and friends since I can't think of anything else.

Rinny-Yeah she's Brain Dead!

Kellie- SHUT UP!

Zem- *laughs like a mental patient*

Tasha- Are we there yet?

Kellie- No.

Tasha- Now?

Kellie- NO!

Tasha- *waits quietly*… NOW?

Kellie- I'm GOING TO GET YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!

Zem- I like eggs! *Dynamite test* ~BOOM~ it works!

*Anime Sweat Drop! CRASH!*

Tasha- HEHHEHHEHHEHHE

Kellie- WHAT DID YOU… I don't even wanna know. God. My keyboard. NOT ur's Rinny. All right. Anyway. This is an intermission cuz I have writers block. And cuz I think this is funny.

Santera- OMG I'M REAL!!!

Kellie- no. ur not. Oh and thank you Zem for replying. 3 times.

Zem- My name is not Kara. It thinks my name is Kara, but im really a SECRET AGENT and my false name is Kara!

Kellie- NO! Kara is my name and you are so NOT a secret agent!

Zem- Right… Im a COP!!! And you have been importing illegal… bananas… from… uh.. Australia.

Kellie- Nuh-UH!

Zem- EXACTLY! IM A DANCER!! Look at me go! *DANCES LIKE A MORON FOR 6 SECONDS*

Kellie- You brain dead freak.
Tasha- That's great. Really, its really… great.

Zem- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@@@

Iris- Hi! I'm Iris. I'm in this story. WHERE IS MY SODA? I ASKED FOR SODA! IN MY CONTRACT THEY SAID I COULD HAVE SODA! I quit!

Zem- *Hands her a soda*

Iris- I love this job!

Kellie- omg. U have no contract! It's my story! But not my character.

Iris- My point exactly.

Santera- wow! I have lots of friends. Tasha, Iris, Katara, Aang, Sokka, Momo, and lots of other people that we haven't met yet!!!

Iris- Im not your friend, you blockhead. Im not even in the story yet.

Santera- but you will be.

Kellie- NOT IF I SAY YOU CANT!

Iris- WHAT?!?

Kellie- I have AUTHORING POWERS!!!

Iris- What's that?

Kellie- I CAN ERASE YOU!

Iris- No you cant, I'm real now. In this part of the story I'm real.

Kellie- *tries to erase* NOT WORKING!

Iris- YOU SMUDGED MY SHIRT!

Kellie- GOOD!..........where did Rinny go?

Rinny- I'm right next to you moron! I mean I sit next to you everyday! I'm just being quiet unlike everyone here. Where are we anyway?

Kellie- in my mind.

Zem- Greeeeeat.

Tasha, Santera, and Iris- (huddled around Kellie's cell phone) CAN YOU HERE US NOW? WE NEED A CAB TO GET OF HERE! WE COULD DIE IN HERE OF TOXIC GASSES!

Kellie- What? Hey, GIVE ME BACK MY CELL PHONE!

Tasha- I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS! GET US OUUUUUT!

Kellie- you can't get away from me!

Zem- watch me. I can get out of here! *runs into a wall* ow!!! What is this stuff??? It hurts!!!!

Kellie- THAT'S MY HEAD! AND IT KIND OF HURTS WHEN YOU RUN RIGHT INTO IT!

Zem- Wait… how are you right there… when we are in your head?

Kellie- DO NOT ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS!!

Zem- Why?

Kellie- Because I said so. So stop asking stupid questions.

Rue- HI!!! I'm in this story too!!!

Kellie- Umm…yeah. I put you in…here?

Rue- Ok. Um…what do I say?

Kellie- Anything you want. This is an intermission.

Rue- COOL!!!! Still what do I say?

Kellie- *smacks forehead and gives up* You're hopeless.

Zem- HI!!!!

Kellie- You're helpless too.

Zem- HI!!!!

Zem- HI!!!!

Zem- HI!!!!!

Kellie- SHUT UP! You are an Idiot. With a capital I.

Idiot- NO, IM the Idiot! That's my NAME!

Zem- HI!!!

Tasha- *shakes head sadly* PLEASE IGNORE THE IDIOTS!

Idiot- that's my name don't wear it out.

Kellie- I'm NOT an idiot! Zem is!

Zem- Heeeeeeeeeeey!

Kellie- Hey yourself.

Zem- HAY is for horses.

Kellie- YOU STOLE MY LINE!

Zem- It's not your line.

Kellie- Yes. It is. I say it all the time to my little brother.

Zem- That's nice.

Tasha- Is the intermission thingy over yet?

Kellie- after *thinks* 4 more lines.

Santera- 1!!

Tasha- 2!!

Zem- Um…3?

Rue- 4!

Kellie- now it's over.

Zem- that was 5 lines. And thanks to me it's now 6.

Kellie & Rinny- SHUT UP!

Zem- 7!!! Now 8!! YAY