Fan Fiction ❯ Dragon Keeper ❯ Chapter 3: Elora's Forest Maze ( Chapter 3 )

Yep! Chapter 3 is finally here (applause) Hey! Turn that machine off! (applause machine stops)

Ok, I know this chapter took way to long to get here, but I've had a ton of stuff to do >_< And it doesn't help that I have summer school *sob* But here's chapter 3, hope chapter 4 doesn't take as long to write and post ^_^;;

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(Elora is going through the forest trying to find her way back to the others with Koroko in her arms)

Elora: Have... have I passed this tree before? Which way was it back to the others?

(Elora sits down against a tree exhausted)

Elora: I don't know what to do... and my underwear is chafing... where am I?

Unknown voice: I know the way, if you want me to help you, I know these entire woods.

Elora: (looks around) Huh? Who's there?

Voice: Hehe, look down.

Elora: (looks down) Huh? The only one here is Koroko...

Voice: I am Koroko.

Elora: Y-y-you can... t-t-t-talk?!?!

Koroko: Oops... guess Hano forgot to mention that...

(Koroko moves to the side to see which direction to move in, Elora is staring in the exact same spot Koroko was just standing)

Koroko: The open field is... this way... (Koroko turns around to find Elora still in shock) Um... are you okay?

Elora: Kor...o...ko... can... talk... I"M GOING MAD!!! AAAAAAGH!!! …wait… too late…

Koroko: (sweatdrop) Uh... just follow me...

(Elora faces Koroko then jumps up happily)

Elora: Ok!

Koroko: ...you're sure carefree...

Elora: I know...

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(Back in the clearing)

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Johnathan: What's taking her so long?

Renee: I'm hungry…

Shawn: You and everyone else…

Johnathan: Let's go to Burger King!

Karen: Um… hello, we're on another planet! There is no fast food restraunt around here!

*Pizza guy goes past on a bike*

Karen: GET HIM!!!

*Everyone attacks the pizza guy and steals all of the pizzas*

Shawn: I specifically said NO anchovies!

Jessica: Uh, Shawn? We didn't order this… we stole it… remember?

Shawn: Oh yeah… wait… this isn't pizza…

*Everyone spits out the pizza they have in their mouth*

Shawn: Just kidding!

Karen: You dummy! *Hits Shawn over the head*

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Back with Elora and Koroko

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(Elora is following Koroko and has a big red mark on her face)

Koroko: I still don't see why you tried to fly…

Elora: Well you said come this way, and then you started to fly…

Koroko: Someone watches too much TV…

Elora: You have TV here?

Koroko: No, I just heard about it from people who have gone to Earth and come back to tell about it.

Elora: Oooh… I see… *runs into a wall*

Koroko: Uhhh…

Elora: Crap! I lost my contact!

Koroko: Then you don't `see' hehe!

Elora: Ok, what brought on the bad pun? Is it from hearing from people from here who have gone to Earth again?

Koroko: Oh, no. It's from the computer I have. I read web comics!

Elora: Well that explains a lot- ACK! *Gets pushed to the ground by Koroko* What was that all abou- *an arrow goes flying over her and hits a tree which as if on timer crumples and dies* WHAT THE HECK?!?!

Koroko: It's a Dark Archer!

Elora: What's that?

Koroko: It's an Archer who's arrows are made of a special poison which instantly kills any living thing it touches!

Elora: Yikes! *Another arrow comes flying at the ground where Elora lies, she barely dodges* Why is he attacking me?!

Koroko: He was probably sent to kill you and your friends.

Elora: Wha- WHY?!

Koroko: Less talking! More running!

*Elora and Koroko run and fly past the place where the archer is positioned, to get a clear shot, he steps out in the open, Elora gets her first glimpse of her attacker. His skin is a disgusting greenish gray with a strange yellow goo, Almost completely bald with long hair and battle wounds all over, his eyes are glowing red and one looks as if it's about to fall out. One arm is just bone, and the hand is covered with a glove over it which it holds the arrow with*

Elora: GHAAAH!!! THAT'S A PERSON?!?!

Koroko: Perhaps I failed to mention the fact that they're zombies under someone's control?

Elora: PERHAPS YES!!!

(The zombie archer continues to chase them shooting arrows every few seconds)

Elora: Doesn't he ever run out?!

Koroko: No, the arrows always return after being shot and hitting something or someone.

(The zombie chases them into a dead end in the forest)

Koroko: We're trapped!

Elora: You're a dragon! Breathe fire! Claw him! DO SOMETHING!!!

Koroko: I'm a BABY dragon! Only adults can breathe fire!

Elora: WAAAH!!! I'm too young to die!

(The archer smiles a hideous smile and shoots the arrow)

Elora: AAAAAAAAA!!!

(The arrow suddenly stops short of Elora and turns around towards the archer and hits him in the chest, the zombie falls to the ground and instantly turns to a pile of dust)

Elora: Wha- What happened?

Koroko: I d-don't know… l-lets get to the clearing…

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Back in the clearing… again…

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Karen: Elora! What took you so long?

Elora: We got lost and then chased by a zombie with poison arrows!

Johnathan: Ha ha (Gets slapped across the face by Elora)

Jessica: And you were so much calmer in the first two chapters...

Elora: I was low on my crack supply, okay?!

Jessica: Riiight...

Elora: Hey! Is that pizza?! YOU ATE PIZZA WHILE I WAS GETTING CHASED BY A MONSTER?!?!?!

Shawn: Well, we were hungry!

Elora: There'd better be some left!

Shawn: (sweatdrop) Don't worry! There's some left! There were 100 boxes! Like we could eat all that!

Johnathan: I could, Karen just wouldn't let me!

Karen: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ROLL YOU UP AND DOWN HILLS WHEN YOU HAVE 50,000 POUNDS OF BLUBBER!!!

Elora: Yay! (sits down to eat and throws all of the anchovies at Shawn while Karen makes them into shapes on his shirt)

Koroko: Since all necessary are here, might we be going to Earth?

(Everyone but Elora and Hano stare at Koroko, jaws down to the ground)

Koroko: Yes, Yes... I can talk! Let it be known to the whole world! Can we just be going now?!

Elora: Hano, next time tell the WHOLE story about things before starting us on missions and stuff… We'll die if we only have half of the information!

Hano: You ran off before I could tell you about the dangers!

Johnathan: I feel stupid…

Jessica: You're always stupid…

Johnathan: Oh, yeah!

(Hano takes Shawn and Karen's hands and puts them together)

Karen: Eh? What are you doing?!

Shawn: I don't want to hold her hand!

(Hano then takes Shawn's other hand and links it with Elora's)

Hano: You have to hold hands for the transportation to work, either that or you will be left here in the forest with the Dark Archers and many of the other dangers you haven't even seen yet.

Elora: I never want to see one of those things again!

Hano: Then don't let go, no matter what… ok?

Karen: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................um................o.........k...... .....

(Hano sets the coordinates on the transporter to the town in Ohio where Karen's grandmother lives. The force of the transportation is so great they all have to tighten their grips just so they can keep from being pulled apart and left there. During the middle of the magical journey, Jessica tries to call out to Hano so she can ask how long the transportation takes, her voice is silenced. Soon she begins to feel lightheaded and passes out, only staying with the others because of their grips on her hands.)