Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Daxter and the Goldfish of DOOM ❯ The amazing twitchy elf ( Chapter 1 )

This idea came to me while watching South Park one night and it was the episode where Kyle (or Stan) got an evil goldfish that killed everyone. And Cartman's evil twin is running around. *pauses* Oh wait, the name of that episode was Spooky Fish.

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or Jak and Daxter. I only have a copy of the game (which I'm STILL stuck trying to rescue the blue sage) and own Jak's aunt the name of his uncle.

Note: Jak speaks in this. Why, I don't know.

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Evil Daxter and the Goldfish of DOOM

By Bilbo-sama

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It was a sunny day in Sandover Village and Jak, Keira, the Sculptor's Muse, and the Sculptor are starring at the Fisherman's new speedboat.

Sculptor: Man, I wish I can drive a boat..

Muse: *under its breath* And if you did, it will be the death of us all!

Sculptor: You said something?

Muse: *sighs* No..now shut up!

Sculptor: Dude, what is with you?

Muse: NOTHING, YOU FISH OF A SCULPTOR! Screw you guys, I'm going home! *leaves*

Keira: Your Muse is being nasty again.

Sculptor: Don't worry, I read the Muse manual..apparently, its mating season again.

Jak: *twitches* That's *twitch* interesting.

Keira: Something wrong, Jak?

Jak: Yeah. *twitch* My aunt Pansy *twitch* came home last *twitch* night.

Everyone else: And?

Jak: She *twitch* gave me *twitch* a fish.

Keira: And whats wrong with the fish?

Jak: It likes to *twitch* kill people..

Everyone: *blinks* What the?

*flashback time*

Jak is at home with his Uncle and are celebrating Aunt Pansy's return.

Jak's Uncle: Well, sweetheart, how was that tour of the universe?

Aunt Pansy: It was great and I was finally away from you jerks! *whips out two presents out of nowhere* Here is one for you, Ted. *hands him one* And one for Jak!

Ted: *opens his to reveal a stereo system* YAY!

Jak: *opens his gift only to find* A goldfish? Why a fish?

Ted: Don't question you aunt's methods, Jak.

*later that night*

Jak can't sleep because his Goldfish keeps starring at him.

Jak: Stupid fish! Stop starring me so I can get some sleep!

*The next morning*

Jak wakes up and is going to feed the fish but first finds something horrible.

Jak: AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH! THERE'S A BODY IN MY ROOM!

Sure enough, it's a body of a random villager that never made it to be seen in the game.

Ted: *rushes in after hearing Jak's screams* What is it, Jak, did you *sees body* GOOD LORD! DID YOU DO THIS JAK?

Jak: No! *twitch*

Ted: Don't worry, my boy, I'll take care of it. *throws body out the window which the body conveniently lands in the deep area of the ocean* Those Lurker Sharks won't be hungry tonight! *walks out*

*end flashback*

Keira: That was odd.

Sculptor: Yeah, man.

Daxter: Interesting.

*everyone jumps*

Jak: When *twitch* did you get *twitch* here?

Daxter: I was here the whole time!

Sculptor: Dude, that's so not like you!

Daxter: *shrugs* Whatever.

???: Hey, who are you and why do you look like me?

Everyone turns to see Daxter.

Jak: Daxter, you *twitch* can't be here! *twitch* You are already *twitch* here!

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Next Chapter:

Jak: Woah, *twitch* two Daxters..

Daxter One: I'm the real Daxter!

Daxter two: No, I AM!

Keira: And Jak's fish kills more people. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *runs away screaming*

Jak: *sweatdrops* Er, see ya next time on Evil Daxter and the Goldfish of DOOM!

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Hehe, I'm back! Some of you can remember me as the person who did 'Daxter's Quotes'! Well, I decided to delete before ff.net does since it sounded more like a list.

Don't worry, I'll be back! *laughs evilly*

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