Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Daxter and the Goldfish of DOOM ❯ Two Jaks and Daxters in one! ( Chapter 2 )

I'm BAAA-AAACK! BWAHAHAHAHA-! *cough hack*

Sorry for not updating for nearly a year. I had many other stories to write. And I still do!

Disclaimer: I don't own Jak and Daxter. Nor do I own references to the South Park episode Spooky Fish. I only own my copies of the J&D games (Jak 3 coming soon! YAY!) and that is all.

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Evil Daxter and the Goldfish of DOOM

By Bilbo-sama

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Everyone couldn't believe it! There was two Daxters right in front of them. THE HORROR!

Keira: So…which of you is the real Daxter?

Both Daxters: I AM THE REAL DAXTER!

Muse: Its true! They both smell the same!

Jak: *twitch* Where did you *twitch* come from?

Muse: Somewhere in the dark depths of the Sculptor's mind! BWAHAHAHA!

Sculptor: Curse you, muse mating season!

????: DAXTER! GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE!

Daxter 1: Who was that?

Daxter 2: Meep! *hides behind D1*

The random mysterious figure reveals to be…

An evil version of Jak?!

Dark Jak: DAXTER! HOW MANY TIMES DOES TORN HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO MESS WITH HIS NEW TIME MACHINE?!

Daxter 1: *looking very freaked out* Gah, gah, gah…

Keira: MONSTER! RUN AWAY! *runs off screaming into Sentinel Beach*

Jak: It doesn't look *twitch* that scary…

Dark Jak: ROAR!

Daxter 1: *to D2* Its you he wants! *kicks D2 to Dark Jak*

Daxter 2: Ow…

Dark Jak: DAXTER! YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE SPACE AND TIME CONTINUUM! YOU'RE-uh, I'm running out of power! *morphs into a older, more macho Jak*

All: oOoOo…

Older Jak: Yes, it is I. Jak! I have come from the future!

Daxter 1: How far in the future?

Jak: *twitch* 5 years?

Daxter 2: 3000 BC?

Sculptor: That's the past, Daxter. Is it 20 BILLION years?

Older Jak: Nope! Its 1002 years into the future!

All: Ooooh…

Samos: What is this madness about the Apocalypse Keira was talking about? *sees Older Jak* Have I seen you somewhere?

Older Jak: Uh-Oh…

Keira: *somewhere* KILLER GOLDFISH THE SIZE OF SEAGULLS! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Daxter 1: My beloved is in trouble! Quick! To the OTTSEL MOBILE!

Jak: We *twitch* don't have an Ottsel Mobile…

Daxter 1: Then lets make one!

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Whee! Mission accomplished!

Part 3 will come soon, so be on alert! *gets her report card* Actually, part 3 might come sometime next week. YAY!

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Ja ne!