Fan Fiction ❯ Fatal Frame 2 Meets Iron Chef! ❯ The Kusabi is Bored or If Memory Serves Me Right ( Chapter 1 )

Fatal Frame 2 Meets Iron Chef
By Houou Kazoku-Kaga

Disclaimer: Don't own Fatal Frame 2 or Iron Chef

The Kusabi is Bored or If Memory Serves Me Right

[The cast of Fatal Frame 2, minus Mio, Akane, and Azami Doll are sitting in the green room, doing whatever, when…]
Kusabi: I'M BOOOOOOOOOORED!
Chitose: You're always bored, Kusabi.
Seijiro: [giving Kusabi the Evil Eye] How I end up like you, I'll never know.
Kusabi: Well, that doesn't solve the problem that I'M BOOOOOOOOORED! I wanna do something new, something interesting…
[Mayu, Falling Woman, and Sae are watching Iron Chef with starry eyes.]
Sae: Kobe-san!
Falling Woman: Fukui-san!
Mayu: Kurimoto-san!
Kusabi: [points to TV] Like that!
Seijiro: But you can't cook.
Kusabi: How would you know?
Seijiro: I'm you, remember?
Kusabi: Have you thought that maybe I got training in the Abyss?
Seijiro: Uhhhh….
Chitose: How would you get on Iron Chef?
Ryokan: [reading newspaper] There's an ad here from an author looking for a challenger for Iron Chef.
Kusabi: That's how!
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[Houou is sitting at a fancy pants desk when there's a knock at the door]
Houou: Come in!
[The cast of FF2 comes in.]
Houou: AAAH!!! [grabs camera and snaps a picture. The ghosts scream] Sorry! Reflex! Now how can I help you?
Kusabi: I want to challenge the Iron Chefs!
Houou: Great!
[Chairman Takeshi Kaga enters the room.]
Houou: Kaga-san, may I introduce our next challenger, the Kusabi?
[Kaga and Kusabi shake hands. Kaga falls over dead.]
Houou: Oops! I'll have to turn off the Instant Kill function!!