Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Homocidal 2 ❯ Back to Hogwarts kids! ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: KML 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Horror / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.19.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 637 | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Horror / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.19.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 637 | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
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Disclaimer: don't own.
Chapter 2
Harry flew as fast as a really pointy arrow, and made it to Hogwarts in ten minutes flat. He stopped quickly in the shed to get a new shovel, and made his way to the castle. As he wandered into the great hall, he killed some kid's owl as it flew to the tables, and scooped up the bloodstained note.
Have fun at Hogwarts, Denny! Mommy loves you! He read.
Of course. Dennis Creevey. Just the kind of person he wanted to see. The perfect victim.
So Harry waited until Dennis walked out of the hall, he didn't notice Harry following him. Harry actually decided to speak to him before he wanted to murder him.
“Hey Creevey.” Harry grinned evilly.
Dennis turned
“Oh! Hey Harry” Dennis Murmured, seeing Harry reminded him of Colin.
Harry stepped closer until their faces were almost touching, then stabbed him in between the eyes! Dennis gaped at the knife sticking out of his forehead.
“Harry! You were the o-” he tried to say, before crumpling to the ground, dead.
Harry used the knife to scooped up one of his eyeballs and saved it for his next victim, Professor Trelawney.
Trelawney had a secret. She always wanted to be an American “gangsta”. So when no one’s looking, she wears her special bling and baggy jeans. She was rapping to the song, (In da club 50 cent). She had pimps as friends (NOT from Hogwarts) and she was secretly a whore.
That day, Trelawney was expecting something. It was a vague feeling in the back of her neck, that usually told her that she need to buy more milk, or that she'd get mail from her dear old mother, telling her to give more money to the nursing home. She had wondered all day what her inner eye was telling her. Just as she slipped her bling around her neck, the feeling intensified 'I must be getting a cold soon' she decided, but it was her last thought, as Harry had snuck up behind her, and choked her on her own bling. Harry put Dennis's eyeball in Trelawney's lap.
“There's her inner eye!!!” he cackled, and he quickly threw her, and an unsuspecting first year down the stairs
What Harry didn't know was that someone was watching him as he threw them down those long, dark stairs. He was cackling when he saw movement. “A spy??!!” he shrieked and chased after the shadowy figure. When he tackled it and knocked them down he saw that it was Cho, his crush!!!
“You bitch!!!” He screamed and plunged the knife into her stomach. He sat there laughing and watched her slowly die in pain, the blood staining the floor.
Soon enough, he went back to his dormitory (since Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean died, he now has the room to himself). He wanted to kill more! MORE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So he went out of his room and saw Terry Boot humping Cho’s remains.
Harry quickly dispatched of Terry with a set of wizard chess and a pack of cards. Many bystanders were injured in the mayhem. From the shadows, yet another dark figure watched the carnage. But this figure was prepared.
“HARRY! Look!! a random first-year!!”
Harry looked up for the student through his blood-stained glasses. The shadowy figure leapt forward and placed Harry in a large cage. As it ran forward, the figure removed the cape, revealing himself to be....DOBBY.
“Harry Potter needs help. Harry Potter must go to therapy!” said Dobby forcefully.
Disclaimer: don't own.
Chapter 2
Harry flew as fast as a really pointy arrow, and made it to Hogwarts in ten minutes flat. He stopped quickly in the shed to get a new shovel, and made his way to the castle. As he wandered into the great hall, he killed some kid's owl as it flew to the tables, and scooped up the bloodstained note.
Have fun at Hogwarts, Denny! Mommy loves you! He read.
Of course. Dennis Creevey. Just the kind of person he wanted to see. The perfect victim.
So Harry waited until Dennis walked out of the hall, he didn't notice Harry following him. Harry actually decided to speak to him before he wanted to murder him.
“Hey Creevey.” Harry grinned evilly.
Dennis turned
“Oh! Hey Harry” Dennis Murmured, seeing Harry reminded him of Colin.
Harry stepped closer until their faces were almost touching, then stabbed him in between the eyes! Dennis gaped at the knife sticking out of his forehead.
“Harry! You were the o-” he tried to say, before crumpling to the ground, dead.
Harry used the knife to scooped up one of his eyeballs and saved it for his next victim, Professor Trelawney.
Trelawney had a secret. She always wanted to be an American “gangsta”. So when no one’s looking, she wears her special bling and baggy jeans. She was rapping to the song, (In da club 50 cent). She had pimps as friends (NOT from Hogwarts) and she was secretly a whore.
That day, Trelawney was expecting something. It was a vague feeling in the back of her neck, that usually told her that she need to buy more milk, or that she'd get mail from her dear old mother, telling her to give more money to the nursing home. She had wondered all day what her inner eye was telling her. Just as she slipped her bling around her neck, the feeling intensified 'I must be getting a cold soon' she decided, but it was her last thought, as Harry had snuck up behind her, and choked her on her own bling. Harry put Dennis's eyeball in Trelawney's lap.
“There's her inner eye!!!” he cackled, and he quickly threw her, and an unsuspecting first year down the stairs
What Harry didn't know was that someone was watching him as he threw them down those long, dark stairs. He was cackling when he saw movement. “A spy??!!” he shrieked and chased after the shadowy figure. When he tackled it and knocked them down he saw that it was Cho, his crush!!!
“You bitch!!!” He screamed and plunged the knife into her stomach. He sat there laughing and watched her slowly die in pain, the blood staining the floor.
Soon enough, he went back to his dormitory (since Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean died, he now has the room to himself). He wanted to kill more! MORE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So he went out of his room and saw Terry Boot humping Cho’s remains.
Harry quickly dispatched of Terry with a set of wizard chess and a pack of cards. Many bystanders were injured in the mayhem. From the shadows, yet another dark figure watched the carnage. But this figure was prepared.
“HARRY! Look!! a random first-year!!”
Harry looked up for the student through his blood-stained glasses. The shadowy figure leapt forward and placed Harry in a large cage. As it ran forward, the figure removed the cape, revealing himself to be....DOBBY.
“Harry Potter needs help. Harry Potter must go to therapy!” said Dobby forcefully.