Fan Fiction ❯ Insaneness With the Cast ❯ Arrival at Rivendell ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
The cast finally make it to Rivendell, however, there is so much random insaneness before they get there that the story never really progressed... Oh well, R&R please.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.31.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 211 | Status: Completed
The cast finally make it to Rivendell, however, there is so much random insaneness before they get there that the story never really progressed... Oh well, R&R please.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.31.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 211 | Status: Completed
A/N: I have this problem of not writing for a long time and so people forget about my fic and I forget the plot so that the new chapters aren't related to the older ones and its not as funny and so people don't review. Also, I have this tendency to write long nonesense, if you noticed by reading this author's note not even related to the story... But anyway, as I was saying this chapter might be different from the one I wrote months ago...
Disclaimer: I own... nothing...
Insaneness With the Cast
Since the last episode, seven months ago, the LOTR cast had been traveling to Rivendell for their quest. Oh, and everyone is the actor from the LOTR movie, but they'll be called by their character name.
Frodo: Wow, we've been walking to Rivendell for more then half a year and we're still not there. How is that even possible?!
Sam: Well, it could be that we kept going of the yellow brick road leading to Rivendell...
Legolas: What?
Pippin: Haven't you noticed that we've been following the yellow road? I mean it is like 10,000 miles long.
Legolas: No, it can't be that long, Rivendell's not that far away from the Shire.
Merry: No, it is. How else could you explain why we aren't in Rivendell yet?
Aragorn: Because, you hobbits are all fools, and you've been walking in the damn opposite direction!
Legolas: Hmm, interesting. Now, Aragorn, if you knew this, why did we follow them?
Aragorn: Well, you see, *ponders this simple question* hmm, I know there's some logic to it...
Pippin: Yeah, here's the logic; you're just as dumb as us.
Legolas: Great, I'm with a group of idiots.
Frodo: Hey, I was wondering Legolas, how come you didn't know that we were heading away from Rivendell? Isn't that like a elf haven, so you should know where it is.
Legolas: *opens his mouth to speak but doesn't know what to say.* Okay, here's how that works, *suddenly punches Frodo in the face*
Frodo: x_x
Sam: Yeah that really explained it. *is also punched out cold by Legolas so he wouldn't question him*
Pippin: Well I'm convinced. So let's go on to Rivendell.
Merry: What about Frodo and Sam?
Aragorn: Don't worry, we'll meet them in Rivendell.
Legolas: Do you think they can find it, you know, being such stupid hobbits?
Aragorn: Well I would hope so; it's like only a few feet away.
And insanely, (hence the title) Rivendell is right in front of them.
Merry: Are you saying we traveled for seven months away from Rivendell and we still got there? I guess the world is round.
Pippin: What the hell is he talking about?! Everyone knows the earth is the shape of a rectangle.
Legolas: o.O' Riigghtt, anyway, I don't think we went around the world. See, over to the left that big area with all those hobbit hoes?
Pippin: *is looking to the right at emptyness, literally. I mean it was just completly blank, kind of like the space in stupid Pippin's head* Yeah.
Legolas: *sighs* Okay, Merry do YOU see the are to the LEFT?
Merry: Oh yeah, you mean the Shire?
Legolas: Exactly, which means Rivendell is located only a short distance from the Shire.
Frodo: *wakes up for know apparent reason*Strange, then how come we took seven months to get there?
Sam: *same as Frodo* Yeah and I thought Aragorn said we were going in the opposite direction.
Aragorn: Yes we were, then the authoress person changed the location.
Frodo: Why did she do that?
Legolas: To make us go insane.
Frodo: Why?
Legolas: Because "insane" is in the title.
Frodo: Why?
Legolas: Because that's what she made it.
Frodo: Why?
Legolas: O.O Because if you don't shut up I'll kill you!
Frodo: Wh- *is about to be killed by Legolas*
Gandalf: Wait Legolas, don't do that. *Legolas listens for some random reason*
Pippin: What are you doing here, Ian?
Gandalf(played by Ian Mckellen): Shh, I'm Gandalf, and I had to sneak away from the evil Ian so I could be with you guys.
Aragorn: Good for you... *everyone is slowly moving away from him*
Gandalf: Wait, don't leave! I want you guys to meet my pet kitten!
Sam: Oh you have a kitten? Let's see it. *the others glare at him, but stop moving away*
Gandalf: Okay. *pulls out Gollum from his pocket, the pocket that he doesn't have, you know, because he's wearing a robe*
Gandalf: *reading what I put in the *'s the line before* What does that mean?
Me: I don't know, but it's insane right?
Gandalf: Oh, okay. Anyway everyone, meet my kitten, (aka Gollum.)
Pippin: That was smart Sam, to encourage him. Now how are we going to leave?
Legolas: *sarcastcally* Hmm, I don't know, how about walk away?
Merry: But it would be rude not to pet his kitten.
Aragorn: Well you go ahead then and pet Gollum. As for me, I'm leaving. *is running to Rivendell*
Legolas: Seems faster than walking. *follows Aragorn*
Merry: Oh yeah, Gandalf's kitten is Gollum, I forgot. *follows the others*
So everyone is suddenly in front of Rivendell, (except for Gandalf, who decided just to leave) which, for the purpose of this story, has been turned in to a big house.
Frodo: Wow, we're finally here.
Legolas: Yeah, know we can begin our quest.
Aragorn: No we can't.
Sam: Why not?
Pippin: Because the authoress wrote too much about us getting here that she has to end it.
Merry: Well that was stupid of her. *is struck by lightening*
Legolas: O.o Weird. Anyway, at least we have enough time to enter Rivendell.
So everyone enters Rivendell and comes face to face with Elrond.
Legolas: Ahhhh!
Aragorn: Ohhh!
Merry: Eeee!
Pippin: What? What is everyone so shocked about? *Merry grabs him and turns him in the right the direction* Ohh.
Sam: Catch Frodo. *throws a frisbee at Frodo*
Frodo: Mhmhmm *catches the Frisbee in his mouth*
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So, what did you think? Sort of kinda putting in the quest... Ans what do you think is the cause of everyone's shock?
Legolas: Well if they just look in the reviews they would know.
Me: Quiet you.
Legolas: It's not like anyone is reading this.
Me: You're mean.
Legolas: But it's true. *sticks out his tongue*
Me: Sigh, you're probably right. Please, someone, review so I can get another chapter up. Only one review, and I'll update, eventually...
Disclaimer: I own... nothing...
Insaneness With the Cast
Since the last episode, seven months ago, the LOTR cast had been traveling to Rivendell for their quest. Oh, and everyone is the actor from the LOTR movie, but they'll be called by their character name.
Frodo: Wow, we've been walking to Rivendell for more then half a year and we're still not there. How is that even possible?!
Sam: Well, it could be that we kept going of the yellow brick road leading to Rivendell...
Legolas: What?
Pippin: Haven't you noticed that we've been following the yellow road? I mean it is like 10,000 miles long.
Legolas: No, it can't be that long, Rivendell's not that far away from the Shire.
Merry: No, it is. How else could you explain why we aren't in Rivendell yet?
Aragorn: Because, you hobbits are all fools, and you've been walking in the damn opposite direction!
Legolas: Hmm, interesting. Now, Aragorn, if you knew this, why did we follow them?
Aragorn: Well, you see, *ponders this simple question* hmm, I know there's some logic to it...
Pippin: Yeah, here's the logic; you're just as dumb as us.
Legolas: Great, I'm with a group of idiots.
Frodo: Hey, I was wondering Legolas, how come you didn't know that we were heading away from Rivendell? Isn't that like a elf haven, so you should know where it is.
Legolas: *opens his mouth to speak but doesn't know what to say.* Okay, here's how that works, *suddenly punches Frodo in the face*
Frodo: x_x
Sam: Yeah that really explained it. *is also punched out cold by Legolas so he wouldn't question him*
Pippin: Well I'm convinced. So let's go on to Rivendell.
Merry: What about Frodo and Sam?
Aragorn: Don't worry, we'll meet them in Rivendell.
Legolas: Do you think they can find it, you know, being such stupid hobbits?
Aragorn: Well I would hope so; it's like only a few feet away.
And insanely, (hence the title) Rivendell is right in front of them.
Merry: Are you saying we traveled for seven months away from Rivendell and we still got there? I guess the world is round.
Pippin: What the hell is he talking about?! Everyone knows the earth is the shape of a rectangle.
Legolas: o.O' Riigghtt, anyway, I don't think we went around the world. See, over to the left that big area with all those hobbit hoes?
Pippin: *is looking to the right at emptyness, literally. I mean it was just completly blank, kind of like the space in stupid Pippin's head* Yeah.
Legolas: *sighs* Okay, Merry do YOU see the are to the LEFT?
Merry: Oh yeah, you mean the Shire?
Legolas: Exactly, which means Rivendell is located only a short distance from the Shire.
Frodo: *wakes up for know apparent reason*Strange, then how come we took seven months to get there?
Sam: *same as Frodo* Yeah and I thought Aragorn said we were going in the opposite direction.
Aragorn: Yes we were, then the authoress person changed the location.
Frodo: Why did she do that?
Legolas: To make us go insane.
Frodo: Why?
Legolas: Because "insane" is in the title.
Frodo: Why?
Legolas: Because that's what she made it.
Frodo: Why?
Legolas: O.O Because if you don't shut up I'll kill you!
Frodo: Wh- *is about to be killed by Legolas*
Gandalf: Wait Legolas, don't do that. *Legolas listens for some random reason*
Pippin: What are you doing here, Ian?
Gandalf(played by Ian Mckellen): Shh, I'm Gandalf, and I had to sneak away from the evil Ian so I could be with you guys.
Aragorn: Good for you... *everyone is slowly moving away from him*
Gandalf: Wait, don't leave! I want you guys to meet my pet kitten!
Sam: Oh you have a kitten? Let's see it. *the others glare at him, but stop moving away*
Gandalf: Okay. *pulls out Gollum from his pocket, the pocket that he doesn't have, you know, because he's wearing a robe*
Gandalf: *reading what I put in the *'s the line before* What does that mean?
Me: I don't know, but it's insane right?
Gandalf: Oh, okay. Anyway everyone, meet my kitten, (aka Gollum.)
Pippin: That was smart Sam, to encourage him. Now how are we going to leave?
Legolas: *sarcastcally* Hmm, I don't know, how about walk away?
Merry: But it would be rude not to pet his kitten.
Aragorn: Well you go ahead then and pet Gollum. As for me, I'm leaving. *is running to Rivendell*
Legolas: Seems faster than walking. *follows Aragorn*
Merry: Oh yeah, Gandalf's kitten is Gollum, I forgot. *follows the others*
So everyone is suddenly in front of Rivendell, (except for Gandalf, who decided just to leave) which, for the purpose of this story, has been turned in to a big house.
Frodo: Wow, we're finally here.
Legolas: Yeah, know we can begin our quest.
Aragorn: No we can't.
Sam: Why not?
Pippin: Because the authoress wrote too much about us getting here that she has to end it.
Merry: Well that was stupid of her. *is struck by lightening*
Legolas: O.o Weird. Anyway, at least we have enough time to enter Rivendell.
So everyone enters Rivendell and comes face to face with Elrond.
Legolas: Ahhhh!
Aragorn: Ohhh!
Merry: Eeee!
Pippin: What? What is everyone so shocked about? *Merry grabs him and turns him in the right the direction* Ohh.
Sam: Catch Frodo. *throws a frisbee at Frodo*
Frodo: Mhmhmm *catches the Frisbee in his mouth*
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So, what did you think? Sort of kinda putting in the quest... Ans what do you think is the cause of everyone's shock?
Legolas: Well if they just look in the reviews they would know.
Me: Quiet you.
Legolas: It's not like anyone is reading this.
Me: You're mean.
Legolas: But it's true. *sticks out his tongue*
Me: Sigh, you're probably right. Please, someone, review so I can get another chapter up. Only one review, and I'll update, eventually...