Fan Fiction ❯ Insaneness With the Cast ❯ Umm, Nothingness, and the Mention of a Quest ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
Randomness, and finally a quest.. sort of. Well, at least the next chapter will be about the quest, if I get enough reviews to continue.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.23.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 242 | Status: Completed
Randomness, and finally a quest.. sort of. Well, at least the next chapter will be about the quest, if I get enough reviews to continue.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.23.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 242 | Status: Completed
A/N: Hmm, I wonder what I was writing about now? I have no idea, so I'll just listen to the reviewers. Kay, read and review, but to warn you I don't have much insanity left in me... or something like that.
Disclaimer: Own nuthun'
Insaneness With the Cast
Soo, its been about like, a couple weeks since the last, umm, episode. And the cast was still waiting for, uhh, Viggo and Orlando to get into costume.
Frodo: Holy shit, what kind of idiot takes weeks to get a simple costume on?
Pippin: Well what kind of idiot waits for weeks for them to come back? Frodo, you are so stupid.
Sam: Yeah, but you were waiting here the entire time too.
Pippin: Yeah, well, uhh, umm, just shut up.
Sam: Hehehe...
Merry: What are you laughing at?!
Sam: *sighs* I don't know, I'm just really bored. When the hell are they going to get back?
Frodo: Sean, you dunbass, stay in character! Sam wouldn't swear.
Sam: Yeah, that would really help if you didn't just swear, you idiot.
Legolas: *the REAL one* Okay, why am I here again?
Pippin: Well, we need a Legolas until Orlando gets back.
Merry: Come to think of it, we need an Aragorn, a Gandalf, a Gollum, and a Boromir...
Suddenly all those real characters appear.
Aragorn: What? I was enjoying life as the king, why am I here, in the Shire, next to two, uh, people who should be dead.
Legolas: Yeah, why are they here? And where is the dwarf?
Gandalf: You know, he does have a name. At this moment I can't remember it, but just to let you know, he has a name.
Frodo: You mean John Ryse-Davies? (or something like that)
Sam: Noo, he means Gimli, geez. If you don't play your part right we'll get the real Frodo.
Pippin: Eww, no, don't do that, he only has nine fingers.
Boromir: Yeah, that is pretty nasty.
Gollum: Actually, it was tasty.
Merry: Oh yeah, you bite his finger off..., and then fell into the volcano...so how the hell are you alive?!
Gollum: I never died, it was all a big hoax. You see, actually me and Frodo are good friends, and he wanted to make it look like he had "destroyed" the ring.
Frodo: *the real one* Shut up! No one needs to know that! *you see him strangling Gollum who them dies. Satitfied, Frodo disappears*
Pippin: That's better. Now, we have to get rid of Boromir.
Legolas: Why? Isn't he a good guy?
Sam: Yeah but he died, remember?
Boromir: Obviously I didn't as I'm speaking to you right now.
Pippin: Oh, okay, I'll fix that. *pulls out a gun and shoots a bullet at Boromir*
Merry: What is your problem?
Pippin: Huh? what do you mean?
Merry: I mean that he's still alive. Everyone knows that you have to hit him three times before he dies.
Pippin: Oh yeah, thanks. *shoots Boromir two more times who then dies*
Frodo: Yeeaah, this is getting crazy...when is Orlando going to get here?
Gimli: Well while we wait, lets think of a quest. Yeah but I don't have any.
Sam: Hmm, I don't have any.
Frodo: Me either.
Pippin: Well how about we kill all the peo...
Merry: Umm, how about not.
Pippin: Well, no one has an idea, so we might as well use mine.
Legolas: Well, you never asked me, Merry, Aragorn, or Gandalf.
Pippin: Okay, do any of you have an idea?
Legolas: No.
Merry: No.
Aragorn: No.
Gandalf: No
Aragorn: Yes.
Frodo: Wait, you just went, and you answered no.
Aragorn: Oh yeah. Well then I guess my answer is no.
Sam: I hate you.
Suddenly Viggo and Orlando come, finally in costume.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* You hate me you say?
Sam: No I hate Aragorn.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Yeah, I'm Aragorn right now.
Sam: No I mean I hate the real Aragorn, not you, your just acting as him.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Well I'm technically Aragorn since I have my costume on so you are technically saying you hate me.
Sam: No, I'm saying that...ah hell, yeah, okay I do hate you.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Do you hate me, as a person, or my Aragorn character, cause you were complaining this entire time about how you hate Aragorn.
Sam: Oh I hate you as a person, definitely.
Aragorn: *real one* So you don't hate me?
Sam: Ahhhh!! Okay here is how it is. I hate the real Aragorn, and I hate Viggo as Aragorn and as a human!
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* So if I somehow turned into a hobbit would you stop hating me?
Sam: That's it, I'm killing you!
Legolas: *played by Orlando* Hey you can't do that/
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Thank you, I don't feel like dying today.
Legolas: Yeah he can't do that, only the real Frodo and Pippin is aloud to kill people.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Yeah, thanks a lot. Next time Pippin feels like killing someone, you should go and visit him.
Pippin: Yay! But in the mean time, what are we going to do with the real Legolas and Aragorn?
Merry: I don't know, have any ideas?
Frodo: Yeah, let's kill them!
Legolas: No, only Pippin and the real Frodo can kill people, weren't you listening?
Pippin: Oh well, then I can kill them.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* How about we send them back to, uhh, where ever we got them from?
Aragorn: *the real one* Yeah, I would prefer that to being killed by you psychos.
So Aragorn and Legolas are sent back to the place that they had been strangely zapped from.
Gimli: *the real one* Well what about me andGandalf?
Merry: Hmm, we don't need you in this story, so you guys can go get killed by the real Frodo or something.
Gandalf: *shrugs shoulders* Whatever *leaves*
Legolas: Well back to the quest.
Aragorn: Oh I have one.
Sam: Really?
Aragorn: well, not really.
Sam: Ahh! Will somebody kill him already?!
Aragorn: Wait, what I was going to say was that it's an idea from a reviewer.
Frodo: Cool, so what is it?
Aragorn: Well this was sent in by Vega Obscura The King.
Legolas: Thank you. ^__^
Aragorn: Right, anyway, his idea was that we go on a quest to save Arwen from the evil clutches of Elrond who has...
Pippin: Wait, don't tell them the rest, we need to draw them in with an ending that makes them want to find out what's wrong with him.
Merry: First of all, no one is being drawn in by this story, and second, you can read it in the reviews.
Pippin: Damn you, now no one will read the next chapter.
Frodo: Well that means you can stop writing this story.
Pippin: Who's 'you'? Are you talking about me, cause I'm not righting this story, the writer is.
Legolas: Well obviously. Anyway, please review to find out what happens in the next chapter, or if you want this story to continue.
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Uhh, sorry I didn't really put in the idea yet, but if I get some reviews I'll right abot Elrond and his Mo...
Pippin: Hey, shut up, the won't read it if you tell them about Elrond.
Me: Well actually, it might make them more interested.
Pippin: No, too bad, you better not tell them.
Me: Okay, if you want to find out about Elrond, read the reviews. And while your reading them, why don't you submit one of your own? Please? Wellz, Bye!
Disclaimer: Own nuthun'
Insaneness With the Cast
Soo, its been about like, a couple weeks since the last, umm, episode. And the cast was still waiting for, uhh, Viggo and Orlando to get into costume.
Frodo: Holy shit, what kind of idiot takes weeks to get a simple costume on?
Pippin: Well what kind of idiot waits for weeks for them to come back? Frodo, you are so stupid.
Sam: Yeah, but you were waiting here the entire time too.
Pippin: Yeah, well, uhh, umm, just shut up.
Sam: Hehehe...
Merry: What are you laughing at?!
Sam: *sighs* I don't know, I'm just really bored. When the hell are they going to get back?
Frodo: Sean, you dunbass, stay in character! Sam wouldn't swear.
Sam: Yeah, that would really help if you didn't just swear, you idiot.
Legolas: *the REAL one* Okay, why am I here again?
Pippin: Well, we need a Legolas until Orlando gets back.
Merry: Come to think of it, we need an Aragorn, a Gandalf, a Gollum, and a Boromir...
Suddenly all those real characters appear.
Aragorn: What? I was enjoying life as the king, why am I here, in the Shire, next to two, uh, people who should be dead.
Legolas: Yeah, why are they here? And where is the dwarf?
Gandalf: You know, he does have a name. At this moment I can't remember it, but just to let you know, he has a name.
Frodo: You mean John Ryse-Davies? (or something like that)
Sam: Noo, he means Gimli, geez. If you don't play your part right we'll get the real Frodo.
Pippin: Eww, no, don't do that, he only has nine fingers.
Boromir: Yeah, that is pretty nasty.
Gollum: Actually, it was tasty.
Merry: Oh yeah, you bite his finger off..., and then fell into the volcano...so how the hell are you alive?!
Gollum: I never died, it was all a big hoax. You see, actually me and Frodo are good friends, and he wanted to make it look like he had "destroyed" the ring.
Frodo: *the real one* Shut up! No one needs to know that! *you see him strangling Gollum who them dies. Satitfied, Frodo disappears*
Pippin: That's better. Now, we have to get rid of Boromir.
Legolas: Why? Isn't he a good guy?
Sam: Yeah but he died, remember?
Boromir: Obviously I didn't as I'm speaking to you right now.
Pippin: Oh, okay, I'll fix that. *pulls out a gun and shoots a bullet at Boromir*
Merry: What is your problem?
Pippin: Huh? what do you mean?
Merry: I mean that he's still alive. Everyone knows that you have to hit him three times before he dies.
Pippin: Oh yeah, thanks. *shoots Boromir two more times who then dies*
Frodo: Yeeaah, this is getting crazy...when is Orlando going to get here?
Gimli: Well while we wait, lets think of a quest. Yeah but I don't have any.
Sam: Hmm, I don't have any.
Frodo: Me either.
Pippin: Well how about we kill all the peo...
Merry: Umm, how about not.
Pippin: Well, no one has an idea, so we might as well use mine.
Legolas: Well, you never asked me, Merry, Aragorn, or Gandalf.
Pippin: Okay, do any of you have an idea?
Legolas: No.
Merry: No.
Aragorn: No.
Gandalf: No
Aragorn: Yes.
Frodo: Wait, you just went, and you answered no.
Aragorn: Oh yeah. Well then I guess my answer is no.
Sam: I hate you.
Suddenly Viggo and Orlando come, finally in costume.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* You hate me you say?
Sam: No I hate Aragorn.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Yeah, I'm Aragorn right now.
Sam: No I mean I hate the real Aragorn, not you, your just acting as him.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Well I'm technically Aragorn since I have my costume on so you are technically saying you hate me.
Sam: No, I'm saying that...ah hell, yeah, okay I do hate you.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Do you hate me, as a person, or my Aragorn character, cause you were complaining this entire time about how you hate Aragorn.
Sam: Oh I hate you as a person, definitely.
Aragorn: *real one* So you don't hate me?
Sam: Ahhhh!! Okay here is how it is. I hate the real Aragorn, and I hate Viggo as Aragorn and as a human!
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* So if I somehow turned into a hobbit would you stop hating me?
Sam: That's it, I'm killing you!
Legolas: *played by Orlando* Hey you can't do that/
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Thank you, I don't feel like dying today.
Legolas: Yeah he can't do that, only the real Frodo and Pippin is aloud to kill people.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* Yeah, thanks a lot. Next time Pippin feels like killing someone, you should go and visit him.
Pippin: Yay! But in the mean time, what are we going to do with the real Legolas and Aragorn?
Merry: I don't know, have any ideas?
Frodo: Yeah, let's kill them!
Legolas: No, only Pippin and the real Frodo can kill people, weren't you listening?
Pippin: Oh well, then I can kill them.
Aragorn: *played by Viggo* How about we send them back to, uhh, where ever we got them from?
Aragorn: *the real one* Yeah, I would prefer that to being killed by you psychos.
So Aragorn and Legolas are sent back to the place that they had been strangely zapped from.
Gimli: *the real one* Well what about me andGandalf?
Merry: Hmm, we don't need you in this story, so you guys can go get killed by the real Frodo or something.
Gandalf: *shrugs shoulders* Whatever *leaves*
Legolas: Well back to the quest.
Aragorn: Oh I have one.
Sam: Really?
Aragorn: well, not really.
Sam: Ahh! Will somebody kill him already?!
Aragorn: Wait, what I was going to say was that it's an idea from a reviewer.
Frodo: Cool, so what is it?
Aragorn: Well this was sent in by Vega Obscura The King.
Legolas: Thank you. ^__^
Aragorn: Right, anyway, his idea was that we go on a quest to save Arwen from the evil clutches of Elrond who has...
Pippin: Wait, don't tell them the rest, we need to draw them in with an ending that makes them want to find out what's wrong with him.
Merry: First of all, no one is being drawn in by this story, and second, you can read it in the reviews.
Pippin: Damn you, now no one will read the next chapter.
Frodo: Well that means you can stop writing this story.
Pippin: Who's 'you'? Are you talking about me, cause I'm not righting this story, the writer is.
Legolas: Well obviously. Anyway, please review to find out what happens in the next chapter, or if you want this story to continue.
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Uhh, sorry I didn't really put in the idea yet, but if I get some reviews I'll right abot Elrond and his Mo...
Pippin: Hey, shut up, the won't read it if you tell them about Elrond.
Me: Well actually, it might make them more interested.
Pippin: No, too bad, you better not tell them.
Me: Okay, if you want to find out about Elrond, read the reviews. And while your reading them, why don't you submit one of your own? Please? Wellz, Bye!