Fan Fiction ❯ Johnno ❯ The Beginning (#1) ( Chapter 1 )
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By: anarchist 
Johnno gets his orders from the ancient bird gods ...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Drama / Angst / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.15.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
Johnno gets his orders from the ancient bird gods ...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Drama / Angst / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.15.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
He was a secret agent for the government. His missions were secret, his life was secret and his name was secret. In fact, it is all so secret they don't even give him orders or in other words, he's crazy. The hidden messages he sees, they don't exist. His life is false and he is well, quite insane. This, is his story.
"Go to hell, you pretzel stealing bastard!" The scream revertebrated through the small bar. Heads turned toward the sound, bang! The man's head explodes in a shower of blood and brains onto the wall behind him. The gun smoked in the other mans hand. "I am Johnno! Bringer of order,"
"You just shot that guy in the head 'cause he stole your pretzel," says a man at the bar in disbelief.
"You're damn right I did! And let that be a lesson to all of you, never steal pretzels or your head will explode!" Johnno stormed from the bar, leaving the dead man lying on the table.
Johnno storms down the street, waving his gun and ranting like the mad man he was, "What the hell are you doing? Don't walk on the sidewalk you damned fools!" he shouts pointing his gun.
"You're nuts, absolutely nuts!" shouts an innocent woman running by. Seconds later, her head explodes showering the streets in gore. Johnno stares up at the sky and watches as three birds fly overhead, "My new orders!" he shouts, "I must kill three mafia men just as the ancient birds have ordered!"
Over the course of the next several weeks, Johnno planned for his three assassinations. He would kill each of the mafia men as the birds had told him, and it would be bloody. Johnno's insane mind races as he looks through pages of profiles, searching for three men to kill. Finally, he finds three that live in his city. Johnno leaves his home, a cardboard box on the corner of someone's lawn and heads for 4332 Centre St, Sonny Lampino's house.
Johnno rushes up to the house, his path blocked by guards and gates. Johnno pulls out his revolver and starts shooting at anything that moves. Blam! Blam! Blam! He fires three shots, killing one guard, one dog and one old lady. Johnno rushes through the pool of blood and hurls a grenade at the gate. The grenade explodes, shattering the gate and killing the remaining guards. Johnno rushes in angrily. "Die you ass donkeys!" he shouts shooting his gun again. Dogs are released and they charge at him. Johnno screams and begins firing at the dogs. "Oh ancient gods forgive me as I have killed one of your own!" he yells as he kills a dog.
The other dogs jump at him, ripping at his clothes. He ignores them and charges toward the house. The dogs continue ripping at his arms and legs, tearing out chunks of his skin. Johnno's blood flows over him, making him look like some sort of monster. Johnno charges the front door. He slams all his weight into it and collapses onto the marble patio. He curses violently and shoots the other dogs in the head. More blood shoots out splattering against the door. Johnno stands up and knocks politely at the door. A buttler answers the door and Johnno fires two shots. One in the mans chest and one in his crotch. Johnno rushes into the house, "Lampino!" he calls loudly, "Special delivery!" Johnno throws a grenade into the foyer of the mansion. Shrapnel explodes destroying the room and it's valuable artifacts. Johnno runs into the room, laughing maniacally. He tucks his handgun into the front of his pants and takes the sub machine-gun off of his back. "Sonny!" He shouts, "You have company, asshole!"
A couple of men rush to the top of the stairs. Johnno unleashes his machine gun on the men, tearing them to shreds. Their blood flows from the top of the staircase, creating a grotesque waterfall. Johnno rushes up the stairs, and peers down the hallway. Doors line both sides. Johnno runs up to the first door and kicks it open, ventilating the room with machine gun fire. Johnno watches as his bullets destroy books and paper flies into the air. "Evil air mites!" shouts Johnno rushing from the room and kicking the next door open. He fires his gun again, this time, destroying a beautiful bathroom and slaughtering the man on the toilet. Johnno rushes to the next room and kicks it open. A bedroom, empty as it may seem Johnno knows what lurks under the rug. His machine gun bullets tear the floor to shreds, smashing through the carpet and into the plywood beneath. "Die, ass plywood!" he shouts fleeing from the room. Johnno kicks open the last door revealing a small room. Lampino is sitting behind a desk and there are eight bodyguards in the room. Johnno pulls the trigger but the gun won't fire, "The sonuvabitch jammed!" he yells angrily throwing his gun at one of the guards. Johnno pulls a knife from a pouch at his side and charges into the room. Bullets fly past him and into him. Blood flies from Johnno as a bullet lands in his arm. Johnno jumps into the air, landing on one of the bodyguards, Johnno slashes the mans body twenty-eight times. Johnno jumps up and slashes at the next bodyguard, Johnno slides his blade sideways across the man's stomach. The man's innards become his outards as his guts spill onto the floor. "Take that damned rug!" shouts Johnno angrily, at the carpeting. Johnno throws his knife into another guard and lunges forward. He grabs onto another guard and shoves his fingers deep into the mans eyes. The man screams in pain as Johnno's nails dig into what once was the man's pupil. Johnno shoves his other hand down the man's throat and rips his tongue out. Johnno snaps the mutilated mans neck and bare-handedly disposes of the remaining guards. Johnno walks slowly toward Lampino, bleeding excessively Johnno stops in front of the mafia mans desk. "Lampino, the ancient bird people have sent me here to dispose of your existence,"
"That's great," says Lampino pulling a handgun from his desk and aiming it at Johnno's head. "Your pathetic weaponry shall deal me no harm, I am protected with ancient spells of dung!" laughs Johnno. He grabs Lampino's arm and twists the gun from it. Johnno picks his knife up from the dead man's body. "You shall be familiar with this," says Johnno, grinning wickedly, "I will kill you Sicilian style," Lampino's eyes widen at the thought. Johnno grabs the mafia man and slams him onto the desk. With a swift slash of the knife Johnno removes Sonny's crotch area and shoves it down Lampino's throat. Then Johnno slashes down Sonny's middle and rips the skin back, allowing the mans insides to pulse and spill out. Johnno cleans the knife off and then walks from the Lampino mansion, his work completed.
The bloodied form that is Johnno walks down the street back towards his, "house". Johnno begins to plan his next assassination, Nick Laganno. Johnno walks down the street thinking of how to infiltrate the man's penthouse on the top floor of an upscale condo. Johnno arrives back home and slides into his box. Time for sleep, he thinks curling up. Just then a man from the house comes down to his box, "Get that fuckin' box the hell off a my lawn!" he shouts. Johnno gets out of his box and points his gun at the man's head. "No, you get the hell off a my lawn!" he shouts. The man screams at the site of the bloodied man and runs back to his house, "Asshole," mutters Johnno climbing back into the box.
Three days later, Johnno walks into the condominium complex, wearing a long black trench coat and carrying a rifle on his back. Johnno pulls out his gun and shoots the security guard five times in the face, The guards blood flows onto Johnno's boots. Johnno walks into the elevator and goes to the top floor, the floor under the penthouse. He knocks on the door of the condo just below the pent house. A woman answers, "May I help you?" she asks politely. Johnno smiles and then cuts her face off with his knife, "No, I'm fine thanks," he says grinning. He walks into the room and then he takes some C-4 from from his pocket and he throws it onto the room. Johnno watches as the ceiling above him explodes in a shower of plaster and flooring. Johnno takes his machine gun and fires into the gaping hole. He smiles as he hears agonized screams. Johnno throws a rope onto the ledge and pulls himself up and into the pent house. Johnno smiles and fires round after round into the pent house, "Honey! I'm home!" he shouts running into the first room and tearing it apart with his knife. He storms into the second room and finds his target. "Hello, friend" says Johnno smiling.
"What do you want? I'll give you anything!" pleads the mafia kingpin.
"Even your life?" asks Johnny.
"Anything but that!" begs Nick.
"Goodbye then," says Johnno slashing a deep gouge into the mans right leg. Then he slashes into the mans left leg. Then he slices the mans arms off. Then he picks the man's arms up and begins to beat him with his own removed appendages. He beats Nick brutally with his own arms and continues to beat him well after he's dead. Satisfied that his work is complete Johnno walks from the penthouse and onto the roof. Johnno walks to the edge of the roof and jumps off. As Johnno plummets to the ground he grabs onto the ledge of a window and smashes it in. He jumps into the apartment. "You're a cut wittle doggie-woggie aren't you," he says playfully to a small dog in the condo. A lady comes out from her room and stares at Johnno, "Is this your dog?" he asks politely.
"Why yes it is," says the woman.
"Mine now," says Johnno blasting the woman to bits with his machine gun. He picks up the little dog and carries it out of the condominium with him.
Johnno emerges from the complex, with the little dog. He smiles and then flags down a cab. "Hey bitch!" he yells and pulls out his gun, shooting the cabbie's head off. Johnno jumps into the cab and movies the driver out of the way, "Damn bloody steering wheel!" curses Johnno pulling away from the complex. Johnno pulls up to his box and jumps out of the car, still carrying the dog, "Little doggie-woggie's gonna go live in a big house," says Johnno as he runs up the lawn towards the house on "his" property. Johnno quickly rips up a bush and wraps the dog in it, satisfied that the dog is proofed he hurls it through the front window of the house, "Good life to you doggie!" he yells. Johnno rushes back to his box to plan his final assassination and please the ancient bird GOD's.
Two weeks later Johnno gets out of the cab in front of Don Slozinni's house. Johnno walks calmly up to the front gates, "Can I help you?" asks the guard.
"Fuck off!" yells Johnno opening his black trenchcoat and pulling his gun from it. He blasts the guards face in. Johnno opens the gate using the button labelled, "open gate," Johnno walks into the grounds of the don's house. He walks calmly toward the mansion. This seems to easy he thinks. Oh well he concludes. Johnno rushes up the pathway toward the mansion. Five men stand outside the door. Johnno pulls two sub-machine guns from his coat and blasts savagely at the men. Within seconds all that is left of them is a bloodied pile of body parts and clothing. Johnno smiles and bends over. He sniffs the blood, "Just as I suspected, humans," he mutters. Johnno throws a grappling hook onto the roof and starts to climb up. He stops at the first window and smashes it. He fills the room with machine gun bullets before proceeding. He climbs onto the roof of the the three floor mansion. He walks for several minutes on top of the roof yelling and screaming to ancient gods, "Oh mighty birds, I shall carry out your orders as you have asked. Don't eat my intestines!" concludes Johnno. Johnno tosses a grenade onto the roof and watches the shrapnel fly through the air. Johnno walks forward to inspect the hole in the roof. It was larger than Johnno expected and he falls through and tumbles to the ground, landing on his face. Johnno stands up and looks around, only a maid saw him fall. Johnno release 73 bullets into the poor woman's body. Her bloodied, barely existing corpse falls to the floor. Johnno smiles, not bad. Johnno rushes down the third floor hall, kicking every door open, "What's behind door number one?" he shouts kicking open the first door. He stares at a storage room, "You have fooled me once hell monkeys but never again!" mutters Johnno savagely, closing the door. Johnno kicks open the next door, another empty room, "Damned hell monkeys! Your trickery is nothing for me!" shouts Johnno running down the hall and onto the stairs. Johnno jumps over the banister and dangles over a ten foot drop, "Fucking hell monkeys," he mutters letting himself fall painfully onto the floor. Johnno stands up and curses. He begins to walk down the hall. He kicks open a door. There's no one there, "FUCKING HELL MONKEYS!" yells Johnno extremely loudly.
Johnno rushes through the house, kicking all of the doors open and screaming as he enters each room. Johnno rushes down onto the ground floor and is thrown back up the flight of stairs by a massive explosion. "The damned hell monkeys rigged the hole!" yells Johnno standing up and looking down at the burning foyer of the house. Johnno throws a grenade into the flames for no apparent reason. Johnno rushes down the steps into the growing flames. Johnno continues to rush forward as the flames lash out at his clothing and skin. Johnno closes his eyes and presses forward. Finally, after what seems like hours to Johnno he emerges from the flames and falls onto the front porch. Johnno stands up and rushes from the scene.
The next day Johnno rises from his box and starts to walk down the street, carrying a machine gun, grenades and two revolvers under his jacket. If Johnno can't kill the mafia men when they're at home, he'll do it in public. Johnno walks calmly all the way to the main street. He walks down the street to the busiest area, the sunday market. Johnno walks into the street and shouts, "All mafia monkeys step forth!" After a few moments, no one steps forward. Johnno pulls a revolver from his pants and blasts the head off of a little girl. "All mafia monkeys step forth!" yells Johnno again, louder this time. Again, no one steps forth. Johnno takes his revolver and walks slowly up the street. He stops in front of an old man and puts the gun to his head. Johnno calmly pulls the trigger and the man falls to the ground, blood flowing from a gruesome wound on his head. Johnno turns to an old lady who looks quite disgusted with the whole scene and blasts a bullet into her gut, spilling her breakfast onto the street. Again Johnno shouts, "All mafia monkeys step forth!"
And again, no one does. Johnno takes his gun and blasts a bullet through the middle of a teenage boy. Then Johnno turns to what looks like the boys parents and blasts bullets into both of their foreheads. Again Johnno shouts his call, "All mafia monkeys step forth!" and as usual, no one does. Johnno reloads his revolver and blasts four random people to oblivion. Johnno hears the sound of approaching police sirens, "All mafia monkeys step forth or I shall begin to kill, regardless of numbers!" shouts Johnno at a deafening level and just to accent his point he turns a dog into a bloody mass with a bullet. Johnno turns as police cars begin to barricade him into the sector of town that he's in. Johnno lazily throws a grenade onto the closest police car, totally destroying it and sending bits of blood and guts onto nearby people and stores. Johnno throws another grenade onto a different police car. The police begin to fire bullets at Johnno. Johnno leaps out of the street into a crowd of people. The police know that he's continuing his rampage when the group of people explode into a mass hearts, lungs, blood and loins. Johnno shouts his call again. No one steps forth. Johnno unloads the last of his revolver bullets into vegetables. Johnno pulls his machine-gun from his jacket and begins to decimate the street. Johnno holds the trigger down and explodes the head of a police officer, sending his eyeball into another police car. In the panic that ensues Johnno murders fifty people and is finally left in the street with only cops. Johnno reloads his gun, seeking cover behind a box of tomatoes. Johnno stands up from his hiding spot and annhilates two cops with his machine guns. A fresh layer of blood is added to the street. Johnno stands up and tosses another grenade into the fleet of police officers. The cars explode leaving Johnno alone in the street. Alone with over seventy corpses.
At last, a black limo pulls onto the street. It stops and a man in a dark grey suit gets out. Johnno smiles, "Are you mafia?" he asks giddily. The man nods solemnly and four more cars pull around the corner. Men jump from he each car and begin to tear up Johnno's position with machine guns. In the shower of tomatoes and assorted fruit that ensues Johnno leaps from the wreckage and pulls his second revolver from it's sheath. Johnno fills the streets with bullets as mafia men and kingpins fall to the ground. Still more blood is added to the street. Johnno smiles and beats the man in the grey suit to death with a revolver. Johnno throws twelve grenades into the street and dissappears in the panic. His mission is completed, now he can sleep peacefully.
"Go to hell, you pretzel stealing bastard!" The scream revertebrated through the small bar. Heads turned toward the sound, bang! The man's head explodes in a shower of blood and brains onto the wall behind him. The gun smoked in the other mans hand. "I am Johnno! Bringer of order,"
"You just shot that guy in the head 'cause he stole your pretzel," says a man at the bar in disbelief.
"You're damn right I did! And let that be a lesson to all of you, never steal pretzels or your head will explode!" Johnno stormed from the bar, leaving the dead man lying on the table.
Johnno storms down the street, waving his gun and ranting like the mad man he was, "What the hell are you doing? Don't walk on the sidewalk you damned fools!" he shouts pointing his gun.
"You're nuts, absolutely nuts!" shouts an innocent woman running by. Seconds later, her head explodes showering the streets in gore. Johnno stares up at the sky and watches as three birds fly overhead, "My new orders!" he shouts, "I must kill three mafia men just as the ancient birds have ordered!"
Over the course of the next several weeks, Johnno planned for his three assassinations. He would kill each of the mafia men as the birds had told him, and it would be bloody. Johnno's insane mind races as he looks through pages of profiles, searching for three men to kill. Finally, he finds three that live in his city. Johnno leaves his home, a cardboard box on the corner of someone's lawn and heads for 4332 Centre St, Sonny Lampino's house.
Johnno rushes up to the house, his path blocked by guards and gates. Johnno pulls out his revolver and starts shooting at anything that moves. Blam! Blam! Blam! He fires three shots, killing one guard, one dog and one old lady. Johnno rushes through the pool of blood and hurls a grenade at the gate. The grenade explodes, shattering the gate and killing the remaining guards. Johnno rushes in angrily. "Die you ass donkeys!" he shouts shooting his gun again. Dogs are released and they charge at him. Johnno screams and begins firing at the dogs. "Oh ancient gods forgive me as I have killed one of your own!" he yells as he kills a dog.
The other dogs jump at him, ripping at his clothes. He ignores them and charges toward the house. The dogs continue ripping at his arms and legs, tearing out chunks of his skin. Johnno's blood flows over him, making him look like some sort of monster. Johnno charges the front door. He slams all his weight into it and collapses onto the marble patio. He curses violently and shoots the other dogs in the head. More blood shoots out splattering against the door. Johnno stands up and knocks politely at the door. A buttler answers the door and Johnno fires two shots. One in the mans chest and one in his crotch. Johnno rushes into the house, "Lampino!" he calls loudly, "Special delivery!" Johnno throws a grenade into the foyer of the mansion. Shrapnel explodes destroying the room and it's valuable artifacts. Johnno runs into the room, laughing maniacally. He tucks his handgun into the front of his pants and takes the sub machine-gun off of his back. "Sonny!" He shouts, "You have company, asshole!"
A couple of men rush to the top of the stairs. Johnno unleashes his machine gun on the men, tearing them to shreds. Their blood flows from the top of the staircase, creating a grotesque waterfall. Johnno rushes up the stairs, and peers down the hallway. Doors line both sides. Johnno runs up to the first door and kicks it open, ventilating the room with machine gun fire. Johnno watches as his bullets destroy books and paper flies into the air. "Evil air mites!" shouts Johnno rushing from the room and kicking the next door open. He fires his gun again, this time, destroying a beautiful bathroom and slaughtering the man on the toilet. Johnno rushes to the next room and kicks it open. A bedroom, empty as it may seem Johnno knows what lurks under the rug. His machine gun bullets tear the floor to shreds, smashing through the carpet and into the plywood beneath. "Die, ass plywood!" he shouts fleeing from the room. Johnno kicks open the last door revealing a small room. Lampino is sitting behind a desk and there are eight bodyguards in the room. Johnno pulls the trigger but the gun won't fire, "The sonuvabitch jammed!" he yells angrily throwing his gun at one of the guards. Johnno pulls a knife from a pouch at his side and charges into the room. Bullets fly past him and into him. Blood flies from Johnno as a bullet lands in his arm. Johnno jumps into the air, landing on one of the bodyguards, Johnno slashes the mans body twenty-eight times. Johnno jumps up and slashes at the next bodyguard, Johnno slides his blade sideways across the man's stomach. The man's innards become his outards as his guts spill onto the floor. "Take that damned rug!" shouts Johnno angrily, at the carpeting. Johnno throws his knife into another guard and lunges forward. He grabs onto another guard and shoves his fingers deep into the mans eyes. The man screams in pain as Johnno's nails dig into what once was the man's pupil. Johnno shoves his other hand down the man's throat and rips his tongue out. Johnno snaps the mutilated mans neck and bare-handedly disposes of the remaining guards. Johnno walks slowly toward Lampino, bleeding excessively Johnno stops in front of the mafia mans desk. "Lampino, the ancient bird people have sent me here to dispose of your existence,"
"That's great," says Lampino pulling a handgun from his desk and aiming it at Johnno's head. "Your pathetic weaponry shall deal me no harm, I am protected with ancient spells of dung!" laughs Johnno. He grabs Lampino's arm and twists the gun from it. Johnno picks his knife up from the dead man's body. "You shall be familiar with this," says Johnno, grinning wickedly, "I will kill you Sicilian style," Lampino's eyes widen at the thought. Johnno grabs the mafia man and slams him onto the desk. With a swift slash of the knife Johnno removes Sonny's crotch area and shoves it down Lampino's throat. Then Johnno slashes down Sonny's middle and rips the skin back, allowing the mans insides to pulse and spill out. Johnno cleans the knife off and then walks from the Lampino mansion, his work completed.
The bloodied form that is Johnno walks down the street back towards his, "house". Johnno begins to plan his next assassination, Nick Laganno. Johnno walks down the street thinking of how to infiltrate the man's penthouse on the top floor of an upscale condo. Johnno arrives back home and slides into his box. Time for sleep, he thinks curling up. Just then a man from the house comes down to his box, "Get that fuckin' box the hell off a my lawn!" he shouts. Johnno gets out of his box and points his gun at the man's head. "No, you get the hell off a my lawn!" he shouts. The man screams at the site of the bloodied man and runs back to his house, "Asshole," mutters Johnno climbing back into the box.
Three days later, Johnno walks into the condominium complex, wearing a long black trench coat and carrying a rifle on his back. Johnno pulls out his gun and shoots the security guard five times in the face, The guards blood flows onto Johnno's boots. Johnno walks into the elevator and goes to the top floor, the floor under the penthouse. He knocks on the door of the condo just below the pent house. A woman answers, "May I help you?" she asks politely. Johnno smiles and then cuts her face off with his knife, "No, I'm fine thanks," he says grinning. He walks into the room and then he takes some C-4 from from his pocket and he throws it onto the room. Johnno watches as the ceiling above him explodes in a shower of plaster and flooring. Johnno takes his machine gun and fires into the gaping hole. He smiles as he hears agonized screams. Johnno throws a rope onto the ledge and pulls himself up and into the pent house. Johnno smiles and fires round after round into the pent house, "Honey! I'm home!" he shouts running into the first room and tearing it apart with his knife. He storms into the second room and finds his target. "Hello, friend" says Johnno smiling.
"What do you want? I'll give you anything!" pleads the mafia kingpin.
"Even your life?" asks Johnny.
"Anything but that!" begs Nick.
"Goodbye then," says Johnno slashing a deep gouge into the mans right leg. Then he slashes into the mans left leg. Then he slices the mans arms off. Then he picks the man's arms up and begins to beat him with his own removed appendages. He beats Nick brutally with his own arms and continues to beat him well after he's dead. Satisfied that his work is complete Johnno walks from the penthouse and onto the roof. Johnno walks to the edge of the roof and jumps off. As Johnno plummets to the ground he grabs onto the ledge of a window and smashes it in. He jumps into the apartment. "You're a cut wittle doggie-woggie aren't you," he says playfully to a small dog in the condo. A lady comes out from her room and stares at Johnno, "Is this your dog?" he asks politely.
"Why yes it is," says the woman.
"Mine now," says Johnno blasting the woman to bits with his machine gun. He picks up the little dog and carries it out of the condominium with him.
Johnno emerges from the complex, with the little dog. He smiles and then flags down a cab. "Hey bitch!" he yells and pulls out his gun, shooting the cabbie's head off. Johnno jumps into the cab and movies the driver out of the way, "Damn bloody steering wheel!" curses Johnno pulling away from the complex. Johnno pulls up to his box and jumps out of the car, still carrying the dog, "Little doggie-woggie's gonna go live in a big house," says Johnno as he runs up the lawn towards the house on "his" property. Johnno quickly rips up a bush and wraps the dog in it, satisfied that the dog is proofed he hurls it through the front window of the house, "Good life to you doggie!" he yells. Johnno rushes back to his box to plan his final assassination and please the ancient bird GOD's.
Two weeks later Johnno gets out of the cab in front of Don Slozinni's house. Johnno walks calmly up to the front gates, "Can I help you?" asks the guard.
"Fuck off!" yells Johnno opening his black trenchcoat and pulling his gun from it. He blasts the guards face in. Johnno opens the gate using the button labelled, "open gate," Johnno walks into the grounds of the don's house. He walks calmly toward the mansion. This seems to easy he thinks. Oh well he concludes. Johnno rushes up the pathway toward the mansion. Five men stand outside the door. Johnno pulls two sub-machine guns from his coat and blasts savagely at the men. Within seconds all that is left of them is a bloodied pile of body parts and clothing. Johnno smiles and bends over. He sniffs the blood, "Just as I suspected, humans," he mutters. Johnno throws a grappling hook onto the roof and starts to climb up. He stops at the first window and smashes it. He fills the room with machine gun bullets before proceeding. He climbs onto the roof of the the three floor mansion. He walks for several minutes on top of the roof yelling and screaming to ancient gods, "Oh mighty birds, I shall carry out your orders as you have asked. Don't eat my intestines!" concludes Johnno. Johnno tosses a grenade onto the roof and watches the shrapnel fly through the air. Johnno walks forward to inspect the hole in the roof. It was larger than Johnno expected and he falls through and tumbles to the ground, landing on his face. Johnno stands up and looks around, only a maid saw him fall. Johnno release 73 bullets into the poor woman's body. Her bloodied, barely existing corpse falls to the floor. Johnno smiles, not bad. Johnno rushes down the third floor hall, kicking every door open, "What's behind door number one?" he shouts kicking open the first door. He stares at a storage room, "You have fooled me once hell monkeys but never again!" mutters Johnno savagely, closing the door. Johnno kicks open the next door, another empty room, "Damned hell monkeys! Your trickery is nothing for me!" shouts Johnno running down the hall and onto the stairs. Johnno jumps over the banister and dangles over a ten foot drop, "Fucking hell monkeys," he mutters letting himself fall painfully onto the floor. Johnno stands up and curses. He begins to walk down the hall. He kicks open a door. There's no one there, "FUCKING HELL MONKEYS!" yells Johnno extremely loudly.
Johnno rushes through the house, kicking all of the doors open and screaming as he enters each room. Johnno rushes down onto the ground floor and is thrown back up the flight of stairs by a massive explosion. "The damned hell monkeys rigged the hole!" yells Johnno standing up and looking down at the burning foyer of the house. Johnno throws a grenade into the flames for no apparent reason. Johnno rushes down the steps into the growing flames. Johnno continues to rush forward as the flames lash out at his clothing and skin. Johnno closes his eyes and presses forward. Finally, after what seems like hours to Johnno he emerges from the flames and falls onto the front porch. Johnno stands up and rushes from the scene.
The next day Johnno rises from his box and starts to walk down the street, carrying a machine gun, grenades and two revolvers under his jacket. If Johnno can't kill the mafia men when they're at home, he'll do it in public. Johnno walks calmly all the way to the main street. He walks down the street to the busiest area, the sunday market. Johnno walks into the street and shouts, "All mafia monkeys step forth!" After a few moments, no one steps forward. Johnno pulls a revolver from his pants and blasts the head off of a little girl. "All mafia monkeys step forth!" yells Johnno again, louder this time. Again, no one steps forth. Johnno takes his revolver and walks slowly up the street. He stops in front of an old man and puts the gun to his head. Johnno calmly pulls the trigger and the man falls to the ground, blood flowing from a gruesome wound on his head. Johnno turns to an old lady who looks quite disgusted with the whole scene and blasts a bullet into her gut, spilling her breakfast onto the street. Again Johnno shouts, "All mafia monkeys step forth!"
And again, no one does. Johnno takes his gun and blasts a bullet through the middle of a teenage boy. Then Johnno turns to what looks like the boys parents and blasts bullets into both of their foreheads. Again Johnno shouts his call, "All mafia monkeys step forth!" and as usual, no one does. Johnno reloads his revolver and blasts four random people to oblivion. Johnno hears the sound of approaching police sirens, "All mafia monkeys step forth or I shall begin to kill, regardless of numbers!" shouts Johnno at a deafening level and just to accent his point he turns a dog into a bloody mass with a bullet. Johnno turns as police cars begin to barricade him into the sector of town that he's in. Johnno lazily throws a grenade onto the closest police car, totally destroying it and sending bits of blood and guts onto nearby people and stores. Johnno throws another grenade onto a different police car. The police begin to fire bullets at Johnno. Johnno leaps out of the street into a crowd of people. The police know that he's continuing his rampage when the group of people explode into a mass hearts, lungs, blood and loins. Johnno shouts his call again. No one steps forth. Johnno unloads the last of his revolver bullets into vegetables. Johnno pulls his machine-gun from his jacket and begins to decimate the street. Johnno holds the trigger down and explodes the head of a police officer, sending his eyeball into another police car. In the panic that ensues Johnno murders fifty people and is finally left in the street with only cops. Johnno reloads his gun, seeking cover behind a box of tomatoes. Johnno stands up from his hiding spot and annhilates two cops with his machine guns. A fresh layer of blood is added to the street. Johnno stands up and tosses another grenade into the fleet of police officers. The cars explode leaving Johnno alone in the street. Alone with over seventy corpses.
At last, a black limo pulls onto the street. It stops and a man in a dark grey suit gets out. Johnno smiles, "Are you mafia?" he asks giddily. The man nods solemnly and four more cars pull around the corner. Men jump from he each car and begin to tear up Johnno's position with machine guns. In the shower of tomatoes and assorted fruit that ensues Johnno leaps from the wreckage and pulls his second revolver from it's sheath. Johnno fills the streets with bullets as mafia men and kingpins fall to the ground. Still more blood is added to the street. Johnno smiles and beats the man in the grey suit to death with a revolver. Johnno throws twelve grenades into the street and dissappears in the panic. His mission is completed, now he can sleep peacefully.