Fan Fiction ❯ Johnno ❯ Anarchy (#2) ( Chapter 2 )

Johnno rises from his box, a bright new day. Johnno walks down the street towards the town centre and the market. Johnno must find his new orders, it's just the way he is. There are always so many orders. Never will they give Johnno any rest. Why do they keep giving him fucking orders?

Johnno walks into a bar, although he's been there before no one dares question his entrance. Johnno sits down at the edge of the bar and stares at the television. Johnno watches silently, unmoving for many minutes. A news bulletin interrupts the sports game. A news reporter drones on about the government and it's recent decisions. Johnno stands from his table and flips a Loonie onto the bar even though he didn't buy anything. Johnno walks silently from the store. Just outside he stops; he walks back into the bar and blasts the head of a man eating some peanuts. Johnno leaves the bar.

Johnno walks into the middle of the road causing cars to screech to a halt. Johnno takes a machine gun from his oversized trench coat and begins to fire. The bullets rip through the windshield pelting the driver with small shards of glass. Johnno turns his aim onto the man driving the car. The man's brains explode from his head, leaving a bloodied trail behind. Johnno walks past the rows of stopped cars, shooting each of the drivers, their blood showering him. Johnno stops at the last parked car, "Please get out of the car," says Johnno politely. The female driver hurriedly obeys. Johnno tucks his machine gun into his jacket. "Thank you," he says getting into her car. Johnno pulls a knife calmly from his pocket, "Come here, please?" he asks kindly. The woman nervously walks forward. Johnno slashes her chest off and then digs his blade through her eye socket. Johnno speeds away in "his" car. Johnno speeds down the crowded streets towards the capital and the government. Johnno swerves the car, running over an old lady. "Old woman! Five points!" yells Johnno excitedly. Johnno pulls his revolver from his pants and runs over another person. Johnno blasts the head from a small child's shoulders, "Small kid! Ten points!" shrieks Johnno. By now, Johnno's windshield is covered in blood and gore. Johnno turns on the windshield wipers, cleaning most but not all of the brains from his window. Johnno swerves again and kills some small animal running across the street.

Johnno jumps out of the moving car, bored with his game. Johnno begins to walk down the street. He walks around for several hours, until he's emptied the last of his bullets into some old hag on the street. Johnno gets onto the bus, he doesn't pay his fare, he just points his gun at the driver's head. Johnno takes a seat at the back. He rides on the bus all the way to his house. Johnno gets off and smiles. The bus begins to drive away and then explodes. Johnno smiles madly as fire and blood shoot everywhere. Johnno saved a little "present" for the bus driver. Johnno walks to his box, there's a letter addressed to, "Johnno". Johnno picks up the letter, his first instinct is to rip it up but then he decides to open it and kill whoever sent it to him. Johnno opens the letter; it is to arrange a meeting. The letter reads:

JOHNNO

meet us for your new orders

you will be paid for your results

Your Friends, ANARCHY

Johnno looks at the address, an alley, the Mafia supposedly has meetings there. And after his last mission, he hasn't been too popular with the mafia. Although Johnno is insane he is still very smart. Johnno goes into his box; he'll need to get some sleep before he makes a decision.

The next morning Johnno rises bright and early. He washes his clothes and while they're drying he begins to walk down the street, toward his gun supplier. As he walks people gawk at his nude form. Johnno turns to one particularly gawky woman and punches her in the face. She falls to the ground and then he beats her repeatedly. He continues to beat the woman until she stops moving. Everyone stops looking at Johnno. Johnno walks into his gun store. "Hello," says Johnno calmly.

"You can't keep doing this … you can't keep taking my guns!" shouts the owner. Johnno walks up to the man, "You don't own any of these guns, they're all stolen," mutters Johnno. The man behind the desk whips out a shotgun and aims it at Johnno, "I'm gonna blow yer brains out, bitch!" shouts the clerk. Johnno looks at the owner, bemused. Johnno walks calmly toward the black man. Johnno smacks the shotgun from the man's hand. Johnno rips the man's bandana from his head and throws it to the ground. Johnno jumps onto the counter and punches the man in the face. The man falls over. Johnno grabs the shotgun and presses the barrel to the man's head. Johnno pulls the trigger casually, exploding the man's head and upper body. Johnno walks through the store collecting a wide array of guns.

Johnno walks from the store wearing the dead man's pants and carrying a large pack full of weapons. Johnno walks down the street towards his home. He stops in front of a homeless man and gives him his stolen pants. Johnno walks the rest of the way home nude. Johnno stops in front of his box and puts on his usual clothing, baggy black pants, a black shirt and a black trench coat. Johnno gets into his box and reads his letter again the meeting is set for that night. Johnno debates whether or not he should go. Finally, his curiosity gets the best of him. He decides to go meet the mysterious "Anarchy". Jonno packs his bag full of weaponry and then sets out for his day's work. First he makes his stop at the grocery store and breaks all of the cantaloupe, "Damn armpit fruit!" he shouts smashing the last cantaloupe on a man's head. Johnno rushes from the grocery store and down the street. He hurries to his next "appointment". He walks in to a large office building and heads toward the elevator. The security guard steps in front of him, "Who are you?" he demands. Johnno takes a step forward, "Johnno," he says calmly. The guard puts his hand up to stop Johnno, "No one can pass without authorization," says the guard sternly.

"I don't need any authorization," says Johnno kicking the security guard to the ground. Johnno takes the security guards knife and pins him to the ground through his mouth using it. Johnno walks onto the elevator and heads to the top floor, he always hated businessmen. Ever since he was a kid. Johnno gets out of the elevator and walks onto the top floor. Johnno walks up the receptionist. "May I see who ever is the highest paid in this building?" asks Johnno politely.

"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting," says the receptionist.

"Fucking useless bitch!" explodes Johnno. He jumps over the desk and onto the receptionist. He beats her from her chair to the ground. Johnno stands up and wipes his hands clean. He curses the receptionist and then walks through a large set of double doors. A group of men sit at a large table, they are all wearing expensive suits. Johnno stares at the row of overpaid men, "Good fucking morning!" he says loudly.

"How'd you get in here?" demands a man at the head of the table.

"I let myself in," says Johnno. He takes a gun from his jacket and begins to put a silencer on it. The men at the table jump up and lunge at Johnno. Johnno drops his gun and kicks the first man in the face. Johnno grabs the second man and pulls a knife from his jacket. Johnno slashes off the man's arm and then throws him to the ground. Johnno begins to swing the arm around, using it as a weapon. He beats three men to the ground with the arm. Johnno throws the arm and then snaps another man's neck. Johnno picks up his gun and blasts the legs of the remaining men. Johnno kicks them all in the face. The beautiful table is covered in blood. Johnno looks at the scene. Ten men lying on the ground covered in their own blood. Johnno notices the man at the head of the table hasn't moved. Johnno walks calmly up to the man, "That was quite impressive, those were my security," says the man as Johnno approaches.

"You won't be needing security where you're going," replies Johnno harshly. Johnno grabs the man and throws him threw the window of the office building. The man plummets to the ground, screaming the entire way. Johnno turns from the window when the screams end and he is rewarded with a loud splat. Johnno wipes the blood from his hands and then walks from the room. Johnno gets back onto the elevator and heads out of the building.

That night Johnno walks into the alley. He slowly walks down the dark, narrow path. He sees a man at the other end. Johnno draws his revolver and dives forward. Johnno peeks over the cover of his dumpster and blasts a bullet at the man at the other end of the alley. When the bullet collides with the man, he explodes. "What the fuck?" yells Johnno angrily standing up. He storms down the alley and more men rush out from cover. Johnno gives each of them another hole to breath from, not that they'll be doing much breathing though. Johnno rushes to the end of the alley cursing all the way, "Goat eating goat fuckers!" he yells madly. Johnno reaches the end of the alley and turns back to see a car pull in. Johnno watches the black car approach. Johnno holds his revolver level with the driver as the car approaches. "These fuckers are gonna be sorry tomorrow," mutters Johnno angrily. Johnno blasts six bullets into the windshield, "Fuck!," he yells, "It's bulletproof!"

"Good try, Mr. Johnno," says a voice from behind. Johnno spins around quickly blasting bullets at the wall before him, "Show your fucking self, you dung spawn!" yells Johnno reloading his gun. A man dressed in all black, wearing a black cape jumps from one of the windows and falls to the ground. The man lands nimbly and stands up. "What is this? Buffy and the fucking vampire slayer?" demands Johnno grabbing the man's collar.

"No, nothing at all like that," says the man calmly.

"Well start giving me some fucking answers shit monkey!" screams Johnno.

"We are anarchy," begins the man. "We are the ones who sent you the letter, we would like to employ your services,"

"Go fuck yourself!" continues Johnno angrily.

"10 000 dollars," says the man.

"I said, Go --- What?" asks Johnno.

"10 000 now and 10 000 more after completion," clarifies the man.

"10 000 what? Pennies?" asks Johnno.

"Dollars," says the man. Johnno releases his grip on the man's collar. This is his kind of deal.

Ten days later, there is a convention, one hundred government officials are to attend. The conference concerns many political topics. The leader of the convention, some sort of politically important person is addressing the rest of the crowd, "Together, we can make a change! We have the power to change this -"

The man is silenced by a bullet slamming into his heart. The man falls to the ground. Ten more government officials collapse in rapid succession. The convention is now in a state of madness. A man dressed in a black suit and wearing a colourful clown mask jumps from the 20-foot window. All the officials stare at the motionless body on the floor. The man slowly gets to his feet, "Fucking hand eye coordination!" he curses. The entire convention breaks into a state of madness, "The doors are locked," says the man. "Oh, and my name is Johnno," The convention stops rushing for the doors and turns to their captor. "This is a message from the new group Anarchy," Johnno clears his throat professionally before continuing, "The government's time is limited, look how much damage one man has just done to you, you will all die from this one man,"

"What the fuck is going on?" yells one man.

"I just told you, you dip shit ass fucker!" shouts Johnno. Johnno takes his revolver and blows the man's brains onto the officials beside him. Johnno takes a sub-machine gun from his back and orders the men into a straight line. Johnno calmly begins to unload the bullets into his hostages. Johnno pauses at one particularily nervous man. Johnno blasts his legs off and leaves the man screaming on the ground before continuing down the line. Johnno leaves five men alive. "I want you to anally fuck three of these dead men and then I'll let you live," says Johnno. He turns away as the men do his bidding, these guys really are sick fucks thinks Johnno. About twenty minutes later the five guys are done, "You guys fucking disgust me!" shouts Johnno, "Fucking your dead friends up the ass like that!" Johnno spits several times in disgust. The men stare dumbly at Johnno, "Here, kill each other, whoever is the last one alive lives," says Johnno boredly. He throws a handgun between the five men. They all dive for it like hungry wolves. One man gets the gun and aims it at Johnno. The man pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. "Dumb fuck!" shouts Johnno. Johnno walks up the man and stabs out his eyes. The man is lying on the ground screaming. Johnno shoves the man's eyes down his throat and watches him bleed to death. When at last the man stops screaming Johnno turns back to the other four, "What the fuck was I saying?" he asks. None of the men speak. "Why the fuck aren't you killing each other?" demands Johnno. The men quickly start to attack each other knowing their survival depends on it. Two of the men team up on the smallest man and Johnno shoots the two men in the head. Johnno tells the man to leave this place and tell his superiors about anarchy. When at last Johnno's satisfied that the man is gone he walks up to the stage and falls asleep. That wasn't so tough after all.