Fan Fiction ❯ Johnno ❯ Car Chases, Revenge, etc. ( Chapter 3 )

Johnno opens his eyes. Where is he? Why the hell is he in a room filled with dead congressmen? What the fuck is going on? Oh yes, he remembers now, he did this, he slaughtered them all. What a good guy he is. He is very proud of himself. Time to go home before the pigs get here.

Johnno stands up and walks to the doors. They're locked. Johnno hears police sirens outside the building. They are yelling some sort of threat. Johnno curses sleep and then devises a plan. He can't think of any, he'll just do what he always does. Johnno pulls the clown mask over his face; it's show time. Johnno yells out at the cops, "Hey fucking pigs! I'm in here you fuckers!" He hears the police shouting to each other outside. Johnno picks up his machine gun and reloads it. This is going to be one hell of a day. Johnno straps some C4 onto the wall. Johnno continues to yell past the locked doors. The C4 behind him explodes. Johnno moves to rush from the scene when he sees more cops outside. Johnno curses and then begins to ventilate police cars with machine gun fire. One of the bullets strikes a gas tank, causing a spark, which causes the entire police car to explode. Johnno watches as the policemen rush from inside the car, burning. Johnno watches the skin slowly melt from the faces of the police. Johnno turns back to the remaining cops. He throws a grenade into their midst, causing them to scatter. Johnno jumps into an abandoned police car and starts to hunt the cops down. He pulls up behind two and ventilates them with machine gun fire. He continues to pummel their bodies with bullets until they are unrecognizable. Johnno pulls a U-turn and heads back for the other cops. Johnno's machine gun rips through the noises of the scene. Bullets soar through the air striking down police officers. Johnno pulls up beside an officer and slows to his pace. "How's it goin'?" asks Johnno calmly. The officer turns to see Johnno and then begins to run faster. Johnno pulls in behind the man. The man keeps running, trying to out race the police car. Johnno runs over the man's legs, leaving the crippled officer lying on the ground. Johnno drives over the officer 28 times before speeding from the scene.

Johnno speeds down the street in the cop car, the sirens blaring. Johnno listens to the radio as officers are informed of his position. "Fuck!" shouts Johnno, "How the fuck do you turn off the fucking siren?" Johnno gives up on trying to turn off the siren and begins to shoot anything that doesn't look vital. Eventually one of the bullets gets through to the engine and the car sputters and stalls, "Mother fucker!" shouts Johnno jumping from the car. Johnno runs down the street, shooting anyone that gets too close. Johnno blows the head from a woman in a wheel chairs shoulder. Johnno rolls onto the street, in front of a car. The worried driver runs out, "Oh my god!" she shouts, "Are you okay?" she asks. Johnno stands up, "Dumb ass," he mutters and shoots the lady three times in the body and once in each leg. The bleeding woman falls to the ground. Johnno jumps into her car and runs over her body, silencing her screams. Johnno speeds down the street, the police sirens closing in on him. Johnno swerves violently to the left, sending the car sharply down an alley. Johnno listens as a police car attempts to duplicate his maneuver. The police car skids and slams into the wall of the alley. The police car crumples like paper. The officer inside is pinned to the wall, half of his body flattened. Johnno looks in his rear view and smiles at the deformed remains of the officer.

Johnno speeds from the alleyway, four cops close behind him. Johnno takes his handgun and begins to blast backwards at the cop cars. All of Johnno's bullets miss their targets. Johnno drops the handgun out the window as he fires the last bullet. He reaches into the backseat and takes his sub machinegun. He places it on the passenger seat beside him. Johnno swerves from the road and into a park. Johnno swerves past a monument, over two squirrels and an old man and into a tree.

"Sir, he's gone," says an officer in disbelief as he looks into Johnno's stolen car.

"You're fucking kidding me!" shouts the another officer as he approaches. The officers stare into the empty car in disbelief. "Mother fucking squirrel take down!" shouts Johnno from the tree. He fires a few rounds out of the sub machine gun and blows the cops brains all over his windshield. Johnno jumps from the tree and opens fire at the four police cars assembled at the scene. Johnno runs forward screaming like a madman, "Fucking pigs! Die you mother fucking pigs! Fuck you all!"

"What the hell should we do?" asks one of the cops as Johnno charges forward, unloading machine gun bullets into the cops.

"Kill the fucker!" shouts another officer. The police open fire at Johnno. Johnno dives forward, landing on the hard soil of the park. He throws a grenade into one of the cop cars and watches as a piece of shrapnel flies from the grenade and plummets through an officer's eye and into his brain. The remaining officers turn to the burning car and Johnno ventilates them with machine gun fire. The officers scream and fall to the ground. Once all of the officers are dead, Johnno annihilates all life in the park, even going as far as shooting every single squirrel. Satisfied that everyone is dead, Johnno removes the clown mask and walks casually from the park.

Johnno walks up to a large office building, could this really be the headquarters of "anarchy"? Johnno walks inside the building and finds that he is not checked for ID or anything of the sort. Johnno walks cautiously onto the elevator and looks at the numbers. Beside the button for floor sixty-six, someone has drawn an additional six. Johnno sighs and presses the button for the sixty-sixth floor.

Johnno steps off the elevator at the sixty-sixth floor. All of the walls are painted black and he appears to be in some sort of waiting room. On the other side of the room is a set of double doors with the anarchy logo painted onto them. Johnno walks up to the doors and kicks them open. Inside is another waiting room. Johnno stares into the vast room. He calmly walks forward. As soon as he steps inside the door behind him goes up in flames and explosions begin to sound all across the sixty-sixth floor. "A fucking set-up," mutters Johnno looking around the room. Johnno stares at the growing flames all around him. Johnno throws a grenade and blows a hole into the wall. Johnno runs through the flames and dives out of the gap in the wall. Johnno soars through the air and smashes through a window in the building next door. Johnno stands up and blasts the flames from himself with a nearby fire extinguisher. "God damned anarchy bastards," curses Johnno walking through the building.

Johnno walks from the building out onto the street. Johnno glances up and down the street. Johnno does a quick "eenie-meenie-minie-moe" routine and then walks to his right. Johnno walks up to the first intersection and pauses, waiting for the light to change. Three jeeps rocket down the street toward Johnno. Johnno stares at the approaching cars. The cars stop across the street and three guys jump from each jeep. They are all wearing completely black clothing. Johnno stares absent mindedly as the men take AK-47's form their jeeps and begin to fire at Johnno. Johnno flings himself onto the ground, seeking cover. Johnno quickly pulls his only remaining weapon, a handgun from his pants and stands up. He grabs a fleeing woman and holds her close to him, putting his gun to her head. Johnno watches as the anarchy assassins continue to fire their machineguns, striking the lady multiple times. The bullets quickly tear the woman to shreds, destroying Johnno's shield. Johnno jumps onto the hood of a passing car and fires bullets as the car drives away. The car skids to a stop and Johnno flies from the windshield. Johnno quickly jumps to his feet, ignoring the pain. Johnno walks to the driver's side of the car and blasts a slug into the back of the driver's head. Johnno mutters a few obscenities and jumps into the car. Johnno speeds down the street, the three jeeps close behind. Johnno slams his foot onto the pedal, increasing the car's speed to 120 kilometers an hour in a 50-zone. Johnno screeches around a corner and watches in dismay as all of the jeeps follow him. Johnno swerves back onto a main road and pushes the car to greater speed. Johnno rockets up the street and then slams the steering wheel around. The car skids and pulls a U-turn. Johnno speeds back towards the jeeps. Johnno sticks his hand out the window and fires a round of bullets at the jeeps. Johnno smiles as two men fall from one of the jeeps. The automatic machinegun fire picks up again and is ventilating Johnno's car. Johnno slams the car sideways and jumps out. The jeeps barrel forward, slamming through Johnno's car causing it to explode. Johnno lies on the ground as a jeep runs him over. Johnno turns his head and watches as the jeeps explode from the flames that were spread to them from Johnno's car. Johnno stands up, covered in flames and tread marks from tires. Johnno begins to walk down the street; anarchy will pay dearly for this.

Johnno walks toward the mansion of anarchy. This is the base of their operations. Johnno runs his hand across the burned portion of his face, they will pay. Johnno knows that they will be expecting him so he doesn't even bother trying to sneak in. He walks up to the gate, following an SUV and then he blasts the guards at the gate faces in. Johnno smiles as their blood spills onto the ground. Johnno jumps onto the roof of the SUV and fires a bullet into the windshield. The driver's blood sprays over the interior of the car. Johnno climbs into the vehicle, "Move bitch!" he shouts throwing the deceased driver from the car. Johnno slams his foot onto the gas pedal and races toward the mansion. The sport utility vehicle rockets up the path and through security. Johnno forces the vehicle to higher speeds as he speeds toward the mansion. Johnno ducks under the dashboard as the SUV slams into the front of the mansion. The wall crumbles and the SUV glides into the mansion. Mortar and brick falls to the ground, crushing the SUV. Men rush to the scene, ready to blast the intruder to hell. Johnno jumps through the windshield screaming, "Fucking horse rapists! I did everything you asked! The bird god's will kill you!"

"What the fuck is he saying?" shouts one of the men. Johnno blasts a round of machinegun bullets into the defenders. Loins, brains, guts and other things explode all over the floor. "Fuck you all!" yells Johnno as he reloads. Johnno raises his gun as more men rush into the room. Johnno aims expertly and blows their crotches from their bodies. Johnno runs up to one of the men's corpses. He takes all of his ammunition. Johnno throws a whole string of grenades into the room. The entire string explodes leaving a charred mass where the foyer once stood. Johnno calmly walks into the next room of the mansion. Ten guards rush forward. In just a matter of seconds their heads are detached from their shoulders a la machine gun fire. Johnno screams as he rushes to the next room. Explosions fill the room, "Try this fucking trick again?" screams Johnno as he runs forward, through the flames. Johnno walks into the next room, what the fuck is this place? "Show your fucking self, you cape wearing pansy!" shouts Johnno as he walks into a complete black room. Johnno throws a grenade into the blackness. The momentary light doesn't display a single thing. Just then, bright lights go on. The entire room is instantly filled with light. In the middle is the anarchy logo and a devil sign combined. Johnno walks into the middle of the room, "Hello Mr. Johnno," says the voice of the man wearing the cape.

"You fucker!" yells Johnno. The man walks from the shadows. "I have your payment," says the man calmly.

"Fuck the payment!" shouts Johnno grabbing at his crotch. The man walks closer to Johnno, "C'mon, let's settle this like civilized samurai," says the man.

"Tell this to your fucking samurai," says Johnno holding up his middle finger. The man passes Johnno a sword, "Let's settle this over a sword battle," says the man. Johnno takes the sword from its sheath. Why the fuck not he wonders. Johnno swings the blade at his opponent who blocks easily. The man slashes back at Johnno. Johnno jumps the side and counter-attacks. The man dodges Johnno's swipe and lunges forward. Johnno jumps away and kicks his opponent in the face. The man flies backwards and wipes the blood from his broken nose. The man curses and jumps at Johnno, swinging his blade madly. The man snorts the blood from his nose inward and down into his throat. When Johnno moves to block, his opponent spits the blood into Johnno's eyes. The warm blood blurs Johnno's vision and he can't move in time to block. The man slashes across Johnno's right arm and down his body and finally onto his leg. Johnno falls to the ground, bleeding immensely. Johnno struggles to wipe the blood from his eyes. When he finally does he sees his opponent poised over him, his sword ready to end Johnno's life. Johnno reaches slowly with his good hand down into the side of his pants. Johnno pulls a packet of C4 from his pants and jumps forward. He knocks his opponent backwards and slaps the C4 onto his chest. Johnno looks at his wounded body. The gash from the sword goes from his right shoulder, across his entire body down to his leg. Johnno winces at his bloodied form and then turns to his opponent, "Fucking anarchist bastard," he mutters as he walks away from his opponent who is still lying on the ground. Johnno kicks the man in the face and then rushes from the mansion. As Johnno runs from the house the C4 on his opponent detonates, completely destroying him and his mansion. Johnno turns back and stares at the blazing inferno. He watches until the entire building is burnt to the ground and then he walks away. The bird god's have shown him mercy on this day.