Fan Fiction ❯ Legend of Zelda: The Nightmare of Fanfiction ❯ Omgwtf itz BAD GRAMMR 1111onehundredeleven ( Chapter 3 )

"Er, Rauru, sir?" asked Link.

"Yes, Hero of Time?"

"Why does there appear to be a '1' after this large stack of exclimation points?"

"Hmm? Where?"

"Here," Link said, pressing his finger open the sentence on the paper, "At this sentence: 'I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT LINK IS THE HOTTEST THING ALIVE!!!!!!!1' And, I don't understand what this person means by 'hot.' I mean, at Death Mountain I felt quite hot, but--"

"Erm, it's her way of saying how wonderful-looking you are, Link," Rauru said with a grin.

Link gave a sheepish smile and read on.

"Oh, be careful, Link..."

"Why?"

"Becuz the grammr an spellign in tis storey getz worsta an worzt..."

"omg!rauru! y r u...omg! wutz goin on!?"

"i hav no ideay link!it semz itz cawzed by t3h fanf1chionz baaD gRamMaR!!!!!!!11one!!!"

"OMG!NOOOO!!!!!!11111eleven!!!"

"we muzt trai 2 excapeha it!"

"wha?"

"excapeha it!"

"wutz 'excapeha'?"

"omg link u r a idyiot!i sed 'escapeh!'"

omg link an rauru wer in soooo much trubl rite now. tehy had no ida how 2 get owt of it!!lol!!! and it lookz lyke rauruu and link r wachin 2 much "findng nemo" an "the pynk panthr"! lol i luv thoz moviez.

"OMGWTF WE R IN SOOO MUTCH TRUBL!"

"I NO!OMG I HAV 2 GT OOT!"

"WHY R WE TALKIN IN CAPZ?"

"I DUNT NO!BE QUIET! I M TRYIN TO FIGER IT OUT!"

so then raur an link wer all scard (omg!thatz so kawaii!!! ^_^_^) an they tryed diffrent attempz 2 gt good garmmer agen. frst t3hy tryed 2 go bak 2 englrsh skewl (eeewww!not schol!omg thaz so scarey!!11) so thn tey tryed 2 rembr how 2 spell rite.

"okLiNk! spll 'GANONDORF!"

"B-A-S-T-A--"

"THATZ NOT HW 2 SPLL IT IDIOT!"

"o no!we r becomin OOK!"

"no we r becoming 00C!"

"no! OOCK!"

"no OOHC!"

"omg!we forgt how 2 spll it!omg i am cryin rite now! ;_;"

teh situotion waz so bad rite now!omg it waz so scarey! lmao tey tryed mre spellin lezzns.

"Lynk! zpell 'MIDO!'"

"S-O-N-O-F-A--"

"THATZ NAWT HOW 2 SPLL IT!"

"im so srry!"

"itz ok. letz stp spellin lezzons and m00ve on."

so tey m00ved on.

"sahy sumthin zat iz in-charactr!"

"lyke omg zelda iz soo secksy--"

"TAT IZ NO IYN-CHARACCTR!"

"ok!um i waz onleh kiddign..dont b meen...ihn fackt, Y DONT U SAY SUMTHIN IN-CHARCTYR!"

"OMG!NO! IM VARY BAD AT TAHT! U DU IT!"

"U DU ITT!"

omg wut waz goinng 2bcom of t3h hawt elff (a/n: lol! doeznt lynk luuk lyke legolas?^_^_^_^) and t3h ugleh 0ld mahn? (a/n: eww rowru iz sooo ugley omg hez OLD! EW!) and tey ketp fyting!omg it waz so vylont. violync iz bad, u no. i dont lyke it. itz bad. and gros and bl00deh. ew. lol.

newayz, so lynk thru a chare @ raoruuh and got hert an stufff. but lynk didnt get hert cuz hes 2 secksy 2 gett hert! duhh!lmao

"HAHAHAHAHG! I HAV HERT U! BATLY! BECUZ U R SOOO BAAADD @ FITING! I M BETTR THN U!"

"omg, linnk, u r so meen!" cryed ruaru, "i m going 2 t311 on u!"

"whuu?"

"I M GOIN 2 T311 UR SHRUBBRY!"

"OMG! NU! NOT MAI SHRUBBY!" (a/n: monty python roxx! doeznt it?)

"Gess wut, shurrbry?" rauroo askzd t3h shrubbereh, "link iz bein meen 2 me!"

"no im not!"

"thyn bee in-charcter!"

"NO! I CAN'T! I'M TOO...I'm too...." Link paused, looked around as though mesmerized by something he saw and said, "Rauru! The bad grammar! It's...gone!"

"Thank goodness," sighed Rauru, "Good grief, Link, I was actually frightened by this! It must be....the 'curse of the bad grammar!"

"'Curse of the bad grammar'?"

"Yes. It's when you get so attached to using bad grammar, it just sticks with you. Goodness...I didn't think it was going to happen to us THAT easily...looks like we'll really have to stay on our toes now..."

"Yes sir..." replied Link, still nervous as to whether this "curse of the bad grammar" was going to return out of random.

"Don't worry," reassured Rauru, "I'm sure as long as we don't read that story again, the curse won't take affect on us again."

Link sighed with relief, until he heard a knocking at his door. He walked over to the door and opened it, only to have to people crash into him as soon as he did so. Link nearly had the wind knocked out of him as he fell to the ground, and saw it was a young man and woman who had knocked him down.

"E-excuse me?" questioned Rauru, "But just who are you two...?"

"You don't know us?" asked the man, "How could that be?"

To be continued!!!!!!!!!1 (hey, look, it's a one!)