Fan Fiction ❯ Legend of Zelda: The Nightmare of Fanfiction ❯ Perfect Sue ( Chapter 4 )

A/N: Apologies for taking so long with the update! @.@ Yup, I'm alive and well! Here's the next chapter for all of ya readers! ^^

"I'm...afraid neither of us have any idea just who you two are..." Link answered, his eyes refusing to leave the sight of the man and woman.

And how could they not?

The man had a cross-shaped scar running across one of his cheeks of his pale face, and his neatly combed jet black hair came to his shoulders. His attire consisted of a long black cloak that came to his ankles and covering most of his body, heavy leather books, and a sheathed sword in his belt.

The girl had a face with pearl-like skin; perfectly clean and flawless. Her violet eyes contained fear and kindness in them--or at least, that's what Link THOUGHT he should be feeling. The girl wore a long, silk, lavender dress, a golden circlet with a ruby oval of in the middle of it around her head, and golden, silky, wavy hair, flowing down to her waist.

Never had Link seen such attractive-looking people. They were so flawless....so...beautiful. He'd only felt this sort of tension around being close to someone as beautiful as Princess Zelda.

"Pardon us for being so rude as to charge into your humble home like that," chuckled the girl, "My name is Anastasia Araiiah. And this is my brother, Nioro...but we must tell you about our pasts...our dark, dreadful pasts...."

"Dark pasts?" repeated Link, "I don't think it's really necessary--"

"Don't interrupt, it may be important," said Rauru, oblivious to the fact that he interrupted as well.

"Thank you," said Anastasia with a meek smile, "You see...although it may not look like it, I used to be apart of the Gerudoes...."

No red hair. No tan skin. How could she possibly be a Gerudo? Link wondered.

"I know it's odd but...I was...kidnapped by Ganondorf you see...he kidnapped me, raped me...that's right...it was awful...but I'm still a virgin."

"What? But didn't you say you were RAPED?" asked Link.

"No, no, no...I was raped....but I'm still a virgin."

"That's just down-right ludicrous..."

"LINK!" boomed Rauru, "Do please allow the lady to speak..."

Link glared at Rauru who simply raised his eyebrows as though saying to him, "Don't you start becoming childish with me, young man," then both faced Anastasia once more.

"Thank you again...I'm a virgin still, because...I managed to escape."

"But why's being a virgin so important?"

"...and then I used a special paralysis spell on him and--"

"ANSWER ME!"

"LINK!" roared Rauru, "What has gotten into you, boy? Ever since these two entered, you've been acting like such a child!"

"I-I'm sorry, Rauru," sighed Link, "But this is all so ridiculous! How could a girl be raped without losing virginity? Why is it that important? HOW CAN SHE BE SO POWERFUL?"

"Please let my sister continue," growled Nioro behind his gritted teeth.

"Thank you...see, then Ganondorf became paralyzed. And I escaped. I used the spell on the Gerudo guards and made it out of the fortress but then....then I realized I was being chased by some of Ganondorf's comrades. That's when I ran to the Temple of Time...but then the Gerudo guards caught up with me! So I cast yet another spell at them which turned them into rabbits--"

"Rabbits!" Link laughed, "That is the most ridiculous--"

Then he stopped when he saw Rauru glaring at him. It looked as though the old man was finally going to reach the end of his patience for him any second. He knew that he'd better keep his mouth shut. That, and he was secretly intrigued by this Anastasia's...interesting story.

"So then, when I arrived at the Temple...I prayed...and then the godess Din blessed me with the power of pure love. The godess Farore gave me beauty. And Nayru gave me intellect. Then, they told me I must seek the man who would become my husband..."

Anastasia turned her gaze towards Link.

"And that is you, my Hero of Time."

Link fell to the floor at this. HER Hero of Time? Not a chance! Her husband? He'd rather plant a kiss on Ganondorf's cheek!

"N-no it isn't--no I'm not!" Link exclaimed, getting up to his feet, "I have absolutely NO plans to be anyone's betrothed!"

Link watched as he saw Anastasia swallow a lump in her throat and say, "B-but, you haven't even heard my brother's story..."

"I don't CARE about--"

"LINK!" shouted Rauru, "If you dare interrupt Anastasia's explination of her brother's past. I swear, I WILL replace your body with a Goron's body!"

Link gasped at the thought of being trapped in the body of a massive, turtle-like being, and closed his mouth.

"Continue."

"Thank you again, Rauru," said Anastasia, "When my brother found out that I was kidnapped, he immediately grabbed his sword, and went to go find me...he assassinated many...and fell in love with a woman...then got a crossed-shaped scar from accidentally killing her...and found me...and with his skills, we went searching all over Hyrule for you..."

Link shook his head.

"N-n-no...p-please.."

"Link," said Rauru calmly, "These fine people have been looking for you. I suggest you accept her offer..."

"NO!" yelled Link, "I am NOT going to be wed to this woman! Sh-she's just too...perfect!"

Without warning, Anastasia burst into tears.

"B-b-b-but LINK!" she sobbed, "Y-y-y-you're s-supposed t-t-to l-l-love m-me b-because I-I'm perfect! And strong! And smart! And...BEAUTIFUL!"

"The amount of beauty, intellect, strength, and perfection you hold is not enought to appeal to me," Link said with a smirk, "You're not from here. Neither is your brother...infact, Anastasia and Nioro aren't even your names. You are...Mary Sue and Gary Stu!"

Anastasia screamed.

"DAMN YOU, BOY!" she wailed, "DAMN YOU FOR FINDING OUT OUR SECRET IDENTITIES! THUS, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!"

Anastasia--er, MARY SUE, raised her arms, clapped her hands once, and a black whirlpool-looking void formed around Link. Link yelled and tried to step out of it, but he was already waist-deep in this void. Now his arms. Now his neck. Now his face. The last things he heard were Rauru's yelling of his name and Mary Sue and Gary Stu's cackles.

Then he found himself falling.

Down.

Down.

Down.

...yeah, you guessed it, DOWN.

Until he lost consciousness. (Doom, doom, doom!)

To be continued!

A/N: Whew, 'nother chapter finished! And please, everyone, don't let this chapter make you hesitate in creating OC's. Create all the crazy OC's you want! You can make one have the ability to make Link's tunic a hot pink color!...or not. o_o

Oh, and cookie for anyone who knows the little "trick" behind Niroro's name. ;)

jcmver2oo4- Thank you so much! Glad you're enjoying it thus far! :D