Fan Fiction ❯ Lunatic Pandora ❯ 00: Engage: Pt. 3 ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Woodstock 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery / Sci-fi / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 707 | Visits: 152 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery / Sci-fi / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 707 | Visits: 152 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I own, you no takee.
Author's Notes: Wow, been a while since I updated. Sorry about that. Blame school, Kingdom Hearts, and a complete lack of ambition when it came to writing this. Whoops. Anyway, this should make some sort of sense once I get done with the prologue. I think. Reviews are welcome and greatly appreciated. ^_^ Also, something seems to be up with the formatting. It shows up fine on my computer, but it screws up when I upload it. *sigh* Hopefully it'll get fixed soon, but until then, I apologize for the crappy formatting.
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Lunatic Pandora
00...Engage: Pt. 3
"...So. You're from this planet?" A woman with oddly-colored hair and a strange voice said, kneeling down next to Max. Max, already scared and creeped out, immediately tried to shimmy away from her.
"Hey!! I don't bite. I just wanna know where you come from!" she reiterated with a slightly creepy smile. If all else failed, she would have to use her charms. Unfortunately, that wasn't something that Kitra was well-known for.
Max looked over at her again. "Umm...yeah...." He shook his head. These people were really strange. Were they from some weird-ass city halfway across the world? What did they want? He wracked his brain for an answer...ah-hah. If their appearance was any clue, they might like...
"Hey, what do you guys want? You want some...stuff...? Or are you not into that?"
The black-haired one, who Max assumed was male, raised an eyebrow. "What is this "stuff" that you speak of? Is it a communication device? Fuel? Anything useful?" This creature was perplexing, and obviously primitive. He had not even taken notice of the giant black spaceship mere feet away.
Max was now confused as well. "Stuff. You know, drugs. Marijuana. Crack. Things like that."
All he received were two blank stares. Then the female spoke again. "I know nothing of these drugs. Can you help us get off this planet? We came here by mista-"
"KITRA!!!!!"
Three seperate voices yelled the woman's name, and soon Max noticed two other people had joined the conversation. One, a very short girl, smacked Kitra upside the head.
"You moron! He obviously knew nothing!! Why'd you have to go and blow our cover? Now he's gonna go and tell everyone he knows, and they'll lock us up, and they'll study us, and.....ARRRRRGGHHH!" Ralie's words were coming out a mile-a-minute, and Max could barely catch every third one. These people needed a therapist or something. Shouting like that could cause a heart attack or something. Suddenly, the yelling stopped, and the woman named Kitra turned to face him.
"Sorry kid, but you're coming with us. Can't have our cover blown. Can you grab him, Kaen?"
The black-haired man stood up, and gave Max a swift whack on the head, knocking him out cold. He then turned and picked the boy up.
"Do you think anyone will come to look for him?"
"Nah. From what we've seen from him alone, the natives here are probably a bit slow on the uptake. Just get him on the ship. With any luck, Grem will be done soon, and we can leave." Kitra scratched her head, and then paused to look up, and gulped. Two green points of light were hovering in the sky, far above the planet. However, Kitra knew that they'd be there soon enough. And that she'd be in deep shit if she happened to get caught.
"EVERYONE! IN THE SHIP! NOW!!!!!!!!"
"What's the big deal, Kit? Kaen asked.
Kitra simply pointed up to the sky.
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Hmmm...an other crappy chapter. At least it's out of my system. I'll try to make up for it later. As I said before, reviews keep me going, most of the time anyway. If you would be so kind as to leave one, that would be great.
Love, peace, and chicken grease!
Author's Notes: Wow, been a while since I updated. Sorry about that. Blame school, Kingdom Hearts, and a complete lack of ambition when it came to writing this. Whoops. Anyway, this should make some sort of sense once I get done with the prologue. I think. Reviews are welcome and greatly appreciated. ^_^ Also, something seems to be up with the formatting. It shows up fine on my computer, but it screws up when I upload it. *sigh* Hopefully it'll get fixed soon, but until then, I apologize for the crappy formatting.
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Lunatic Pandora
00...Engage: Pt. 3
"...So. You're from this planet?" A woman with oddly-colored hair and a strange voice said, kneeling down next to Max. Max, already scared and creeped out, immediately tried to shimmy away from her.
"Hey!! I don't bite. I just wanna know where you come from!" she reiterated with a slightly creepy smile. If all else failed, she would have to use her charms. Unfortunately, that wasn't something that Kitra was well-known for.
Max looked over at her again. "Umm...yeah...." He shook his head. These people were really strange. Were they from some weird-ass city halfway across the world? What did they want? He wracked his brain for an answer...ah-hah. If their appearance was any clue, they might like...
"Hey, what do you guys want? You want some...stuff...? Or are you not into that?"
The black-haired one, who Max assumed was male, raised an eyebrow. "What is this "stuff" that you speak of? Is it a communication device? Fuel? Anything useful?" This creature was perplexing, and obviously primitive. He had not even taken notice of the giant black spaceship mere feet away.
Max was now confused as well. "Stuff. You know, drugs. Marijuana. Crack. Things like that."
All he received were two blank stares. Then the female spoke again. "I know nothing of these drugs. Can you help us get off this planet? We came here by mista-"
"KITRA!!!!!"
Three seperate voices yelled the woman's name, and soon Max noticed two other people had joined the conversation. One, a very short girl, smacked Kitra upside the head.
"You moron! He obviously knew nothing!! Why'd you have to go and blow our cover? Now he's gonna go and tell everyone he knows, and they'll lock us up, and they'll study us, and.....ARRRRRGGHHH!" Ralie's words were coming out a mile-a-minute, and Max could barely catch every third one. These people needed a therapist or something. Shouting like that could cause a heart attack or something. Suddenly, the yelling stopped, and the woman named Kitra turned to face him.
"Sorry kid, but you're coming with us. Can't have our cover blown. Can you grab him, Kaen?"
The black-haired man stood up, and gave Max a swift whack on the head, knocking him out cold. He then turned and picked the boy up.
"Do you think anyone will come to look for him?"
"Nah. From what we've seen from him alone, the natives here are probably a bit slow on the uptake. Just get him on the ship. With any luck, Grem will be done soon, and we can leave." Kitra scratched her head, and then paused to look up, and gulped. Two green points of light were hovering in the sky, far above the planet. However, Kitra knew that they'd be there soon enough. And that she'd be in deep shit if she happened to get caught.
"EVERYONE! IN THE SHIP! NOW!!!!!!!!"
"What's the big deal, Kit? Kaen asked.
Kitra simply pointed up to the sky.
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Hmmm...an other crappy chapter. At least it's out of my system. I'll try to make up for it later. As I said before, reviews keep me going, most of the time anyway. If you would be so kind as to leave one, that would be great.
Love, peace, and chicken grease!