Fan Fiction ❯ Merry Marriage Murderers ❯ my very first mysterious death ( Prologue )

This is probably the weirdest, most pointless and dumbest fiction I've ever written. But . . . I felt like writing it. So . . . enjoy! Or . . . try to!

And . . . . I still don't own Zelda!!

Narrator: Once upon a time in Hyrule there lived an evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil . . .

Queenie: OKAY!!!

Narrator: A very evil person. This person was not only a person but also a murderer. And this murderer - who was also a person - was not only a murderer - and a person - but also a sorcerer!! Actually this person who was a sorcerer and a murderer was not really a sorcerer. This person who was a murderer and a person - of course he was a person because I just said he was . . . . anyway. This person was not a person at all. But a murderer. And evil. Though this murder who was . . .

Queenie: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Narrator: Well, let me paraphrase this; Once upon a time in Hyrule there lived a very evil thing that killed everbody who wasn't married. Nobody knew why. Nobody cared. Everybody only wanted to marry somebody as soon as possible.

Queenie: Wonderful!

Narrator: I know.

Queenie: Let's get married - so nobody's going to kill us!

Narrator: Good idea!

Queenie: Yay! ^_^

Narrator: And that's how I got married. And now nobody's going to kill me . . .

Queenie: . . . or me . . .

Narrator: . . . or Queenie anymore!

Queenie: Isn't that great?

Narrator: It is. Though in Hyrule things didn't go that well at all . . . .

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[meanwhile at Hyrule]

Talon: Malon, it's for your own good!!

Malon: I don't care!!! That's ridiculous!! I bet this stupid single-murderer-story is nothing but a rumor!!

Talon: I don't care!! And therefore I pronounce you husband and wife!!! AMEN!

Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Ingo: Can I go back to work now?

Talon: Sure, go ahead.

[Ingo walks away]

Talon: And you, my daughter, should be grateful!!

Malon: Because you forced me to marry Ingo???

Talon: BECAUSE I SAVED YOUR LIFE!!

Malon: IT'S JUST A RUMOR!!

Talon: IT MIGHT AS WELL BE TR . . . . AAAAAAAAAARRRGS!!!! [dies]

Malon: Daddy!!! Daddy!! What's wrong with you??? DADDY!!

Voice: My wrath shall come to those who are not willing to find a spouse!! Farewell!

Malon: O.O

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Malon: Iiiiiiiingo!!! My beloved husband!!! Wait for me!!!

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Pretty short, but stupid enough. Did you like it? I guess not . . . oh well, anyway. I might continue this even without reviews, because I'm mostly writing this for myself. *MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

But if you like it then feel free to review!!