Fan Fiction ❯ Mocking Mary ❯ Shot On Sight ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings, I merely own copies of the book. I also don't own Mary Sue, who'd want to? Any resemblance to decent writing is purely coincidental.

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Mary Sue, having splatted into the ground like a pancake, peeled herself up off of the ground cartoon-style. Once she was no longer flat, her perfect eyes went wide as she looked at the beautiful scenery. She wandered around, singing with her perfect voice, until she heard people coming. She did not think to hide, because who could harm someone as perfect as herself? After a few minutes, a group of nine people came out of the forest. They stopped when they saw her, and Mary assumed it was because they were stunned by her perfect-ness. She took the opportunity to flirt with the gorgeous man with the pointed ears. They looked at her for a moment until one of them, not the pretty one, to her disappointment, stepped forward.

"Who are you, and what are you doing here?" She shouldn't have been able to understand his language, but because she didn't know this she could understand him perfectly.

"I am Mary Sue. I fell here." They looked at each other dubiously. One of the little people spoke up.

"I think she's a spy of Sauron." The man who spoke first nodded.

"We can't risk her telling anyone she's seen us. Legolas?" He nodded to the gorgeous guy she had been flirting with-completely without success-and he pointed an arrow at her. Before Mary realized what had happened, she had been shot through the heart by the Elf. The company moved on, leaving the perfect girl perfectly dead.

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