Fan Fiction ❯ Mocking Mary ❯ Evil!Boromir ( Chapter 7 )

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WARNING!!! Contains mild description of attempted Non-Con. Meaning attempted Rape! Please respect the rating.

This is a repost, due to my poor proofreading skills. You'd think I'd be able to spell a name right but nooooo. Thanks Estel-rules!

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The Fellowship got dear Mary Sue pointed in the correct direction, and they walked for the rest of the day. Legolas, his better judgement being slowly drained by close proximity to Mary Sue, could not help himself from staring at her constantly. He was quickly falling in love with this strange girl for no reason at all. Aragorn watched his companion nervously. His eyes were starting to glaze over and he couldn't take his eyes off Mary. This couldn't be good.

Around sunset, they stopped to make camp. Mary wandered off as the others unpacked the supplies. Aragorn had forced her to do something useful, so she was gathering firewood. After several minutes of aimless wandering, she heard something rustle behind her. She turned around to see Boromir with an odd look in his eye. The look of one who's normal intelligence and judgement had been repressed to the point where he was virtually unrecognizable. It was Evil!Boromir! He stared at her. "You're very pretty you know."

She giggled. "It's cute how stupid you are. That has to be the dumbest line ever! His eyes clouded with anger and he glanced around nervously before advancing toward her, knocking the sticks out of her hands. The fact that she had magical powers slipped her mind, so she was helpless to fight back as Boromir attacked her and knocked her to the ground. She screamed has he pinned her, but he covered her mouth quickly. She tried to throw him off, but he was too heavy. Her eyes widened in fear as his hand went to her shirt, intending to tear it off. Just as he got a hand on the fabric, someone grabbed him from behind and pulled him off, throwing him into a tree. Boromir hit head first and was knocked out instantly.

Legolas, as he was Mary's valiant rescuer, helped her off the ground. When she saw she was safe, she immediately burst into tears. Legolas held her tightly and let her cry on his shoulder. No one noticed the strangely blank, almost possessed look in his eyes. The look of one possessed by the evil powers of the Mary Sue.

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Ok, that's the first time I've ever written something like that. Now I feel bad for Boromir. Poor Boromir, why do the fangirls hate you? I feel sorry for Legolas too, he's been possessed by her Sueishness! It wasn't very funny, either. It's kinda hard to make that material amusing. Sorry! Thanks for all the wonderful reviews and great suggestions! Keep them coming!

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