Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Of Demented Sporks ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Damona 
Nargul:a calm water bender,who's dearest wish in life is to have one moment in peace.
Damona:a psychotic fire-bender,who has serious issues
Nen: a totally random non-bender Earth Kingdom girl,who can completely relate to Shadow, Damona's dark side
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.11.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 330 | Status: Work In Progress
Nargul:a calm water bender,who's dearest wish in life is to have one moment in peace.
Damona:a psychotic fire-bender,who has serious issues
Nen: a totally random non-bender Earth Kingdom girl,who can completely relate to Shadow, Damona's dark side
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.11.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 330 | Status: Work In Progress
( Rated for disturbing language. If you don't like excessive cursing used in immature and possibly in later chapters disturbing ways, then @$%$#?$#$$ YOU! lol, j/k)
Nen: So, this is like, so totally like Damona's new story, starring muah and-
Damona: DAMNIT NEN! Stop acting bubbly before I'm forced to hurt you!
Nargul: *doesn't even look up from sketching her rp character* 'Mona has a point....but I'd rather hurt your new friends who I'm assuming are the people who brain-washed you...... *goes into lala land, smirking*
Nen: *rolls eyes* whatever...
Damona: YEY!!!!! NEN'S BACK, BABY! *hugs Nen and discretely slips her nail polish into pocket*
Nen: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING NAIL-POLISH, BITCH!!!
Nargul: Yup, Nen's officially been un-brainwashed.......... *goes back into daydream of hurting cheerleaders*
Damona: *dangles nail-polish above Nen's head* ha! what'sa matter? Can ickle-baby Nen not reach her pretty pink nail polish?
Nen: One, it's black nail-polish you idiot......
Damona: *checks nail-polish and sees that it's true*
Nen: Two......*smirks, then pulls out a huge chainsaw and starts chasing Damona*
Damona: AHHHHHHHHH!
Nargul: *finally snaps out of LaLa Land* And now introducing the first chapter of...........*dramatic pause* Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks
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Chapter One: Of Demented Sporks
A tall slender girl stood on a beach, her long auburn hair blowing in the breeze. She was wearing a long, light-blue skirt and a simple long sleeved peasant top that matched her ice-blue eyes perfectly. This girls name was Nargul, and she was enjoying a rare moment of peace, watching her element and quietly contemplating her thoughts right before - WOOSH! A huge flock of birds had just burst out of the great green forest behind her, closely followed by a red flash. It was no wonder why these poor birds were flying for dear life, because Nargul instantly recognized Damona chasing after them, plastic spork in hand, screaming DINNNNNEEEERRRRRRRR!
Damona was an odd, very odd, but beautiful girl. (Nen: *snorts* she wishes) As she chased the screaming birds who had come to hate her the moment she stepped foot on the island, her choppy, sleek black (Damona: yes, I changed my hair to black in this story) hair was attempting to fly out behind her, which was difficult considering how short it was. She was wearing a long red skirt cut up the middle so high that she had to wear shorts underneath it, and a red corset laced with black that showed off her curvy figure. Her hazel eyes flashed in triumph as she threw her spork out at a bird and it amazingly........missed miserably.
"DAMNIT!," Damona screamed out, temporarily forgetting her pointless anger towards the birds. Instead she ran over to the doomed spork and started tearing it to shreds with her teeth.
"What, did Zuko turn you down even in your dreams?," Nen asked coolly, knowing it would only piss Damona off more. Damona couldn't STAND Zuko. Nen was bored, and only hoping to bring Damona's dark-side out again, just to spice things up a bit. Nen was a pretty girl from a small Earth Kingdom town called Mioushi. She had shoulder length dark-brown hair, mischievous bright green eyes, and was wearing a dark green tank-top and incredibly short bright green shorts. Unlike her two best-friend though, she was not a bender. But that didn't mean she couldn't still kick major ass, especially with a sword in hand. Or anything sharp, for that matter.
However, to Nen's extreme disappointment, Damona only shot Nen a soul-piercing death glare before continuing her assault on the spork. " Honestly you guys....," Nargul said with a sigh." Do you ALWAYS have to interrupt me while I'm practicing my water bending?"
Nen and Damona answered in unison the same exasperating answer that they always gave: "YUP!"
"And besides...." Damona added as an after-thought."You weren't even practicing. You were just staring at the water."
Nargul replied by rolling her eyes and stating dully,"Well, I was considering practicing.....in another hour or so....." Nen was just about to say something even more annoying (Nen: : P) when out of nowhere appeared a giant flying bison!
"What-," Nargul began.
"The-," Nen started.
"FUCK IS THAT!?," finished Damona, practically screaming it at the top of her lungs. She quickly dropped the tooth-
marked, twisted piece of plastic that not so long ago had been a spork, and ran off to the point on the island where the
bison looked like it was going to land. Nen just grinned broadly at Nargul before running off. It appeared she had just
found her cure for boredom. Nargul just let out an exasperated sigh while wondering why in God's name she had to be
stuck with such immature idiots. Then she, too, took off at a run in the direction the bison was heading. She just hoped that
she didn't get there too late to stop them from hurting themselves. Or, more importantly, hurting an innocent by-stander
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Damona: So there it is kiddies, the first chapter to my new story 'Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks'
Nen: Why the hell did you just call them 'kiddies'! *is deeply disturbed*
Nargul: Just let it go.......breathe in
Nen: *breathes in*
Nargul: breathe out
Nen: *breathes out*
Nargul: breathe in
Nen: *breathes in*
Nargul: AND HOLD IT! HA! *Nargul and Damona then collapse into giggle fit for the next 5 minutes*
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Nen: *is shaking and her face is a violent shade of purple*
Nargul: * looks up from laughing fit finally* eh, Damona, do you think we should tell her she dosn't have to hold her breathe?
Damona: No effing way! This is just to sweet.
Nargul + Damona: Don't forget to review!
Nen: *passes out*
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Nen: So, this is like, so totally like Damona's new story, starring muah and-
Damona: DAMNIT NEN! Stop acting bubbly before I'm forced to hurt you!
Nargul: *doesn't even look up from sketching her rp character* 'Mona has a point....but I'd rather hurt your new friends who I'm assuming are the people who brain-washed you...... *goes into lala land, smirking*
Nen: *rolls eyes* whatever...
Damona: YEY!!!!! NEN'S BACK, BABY! *hugs Nen and discretely slips her nail polish into pocket*
Nen: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING NAIL-POLISH, BITCH!!!
Nargul: Yup, Nen's officially been un-brainwashed.......... *goes back into daydream of hurting cheerleaders*
Damona: *dangles nail-polish above Nen's head* ha! what'sa matter? Can ickle-baby Nen not reach her pretty pink nail polish?
Nen: One, it's black nail-polish you idiot......
Damona: *checks nail-polish and sees that it's true*
Nen: Two......*smirks, then pulls out a huge chainsaw and starts chasing Damona*
Damona: AHHHHHHHHH!
Nargul: *finally snaps out of LaLa Land* And now introducing the first chapter of...........*dramatic pause* Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks
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Chapter One: Of Demented Sporks
A tall slender girl stood on a beach, her long auburn hair blowing in the breeze. She was wearing a long, light-blue skirt and a simple long sleeved peasant top that matched her ice-blue eyes perfectly. This girls name was Nargul, and she was enjoying a rare moment of peace, watching her element and quietly contemplating her thoughts right before - WOOSH! A huge flock of birds had just burst out of the great green forest behind her, closely followed by a red flash. It was no wonder why these poor birds were flying for dear life, because Nargul instantly recognized Damona chasing after them, plastic spork in hand, screaming DINNNNNEEEERRRRRRRR!
Damona was an odd, very odd, but beautiful girl. (Nen: *snorts* she wishes) As she chased the screaming birds who had come to hate her the moment she stepped foot on the island, her choppy, sleek black (Damona: yes, I changed my hair to black in this story) hair was attempting to fly out behind her, which was difficult considering how short it was. She was wearing a long red skirt cut up the middle so high that she had to wear shorts underneath it, and a red corset laced with black that showed off her curvy figure. Her hazel eyes flashed in triumph as she threw her spork out at a bird and it amazingly........missed miserably.
"DAMNIT!," Damona screamed out, temporarily forgetting her pointless anger towards the birds. Instead she ran over to the doomed spork and started tearing it to shreds with her teeth.
"What, did Zuko turn you down even in your dreams?," Nen asked coolly, knowing it would only piss Damona off more. Damona couldn't STAND Zuko. Nen was bored, and only hoping to bring Damona's dark-side out again, just to spice things up a bit. Nen was a pretty girl from a small Earth Kingdom town called Mioushi. She had shoulder length dark-brown hair, mischievous bright green eyes, and was wearing a dark green tank-top and incredibly short bright green shorts. Unlike her two best-friend though, she was not a bender. But that didn't mean she couldn't still kick major ass, especially with a sword in hand. Or anything sharp, for that matter.
However, to Nen's extreme disappointment, Damona only shot Nen a soul-piercing death glare before continuing her assault on the spork. " Honestly you guys....," Nargul said with a sigh." Do you ALWAYS have to interrupt me while I'm practicing my water bending?"
Nen and Damona answered in unison the same exasperating answer that they always gave: "YUP!"
"And besides...." Damona added as an after-thought."You weren't even practicing. You were just staring at the water."
Nargul replied by rolling her eyes and stating dully,"Well, I was considering practicing.....in another hour or so....." Nen was just about to say something even more annoying (Nen: : P) when out of nowhere appeared a giant flying bison!
"What-," Nargul began.
"The-," Nen started.
"FUCK IS THAT!?," finished Damona, practically screaming it at the top of her lungs. She quickly dropped the tooth-
marked, twisted piece of plastic that not so long ago had been a spork, and ran off to the point on the island where the
bison looked like it was going to land. Nen just grinned broadly at Nargul before running off. It appeared she had just
found her cure for boredom. Nargul just let out an exasperated sigh while wondering why in God's name she had to be
stuck with such immature idiots. Then she, too, took off at a run in the direction the bison was heading. She just hoped that
she didn't get there too late to stop them from hurting themselves. Or, more importantly, hurting an innocent by-stander
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Damona: So there it is kiddies, the first chapter to my new story 'Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks'
Nen: Why the hell did you just call them 'kiddies'! *is deeply disturbed*
Nargul: Just let it go.......breathe in
Nen: *breathes in*
Nargul: breathe out
Nen: *breathes out*
Nargul: breathe in
Nen: *breathes in*
Nargul: AND HOLD IT! HA! *Nargul and Damona then collapse into giggle fit for the next 5 minutes*
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Nen: *is shaking and her face is a violent shade of purple*
Nargul: * looks up from laughing fit finally* eh, Damona, do you think we should tell her she dosn't have to hold her breathe?
Damona: No effing way! This is just to sweet.
Nargul + Damona: Don't forget to review!
Nen: *passes out*
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