Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Shadow Falls ( Chapter 2 )

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Nen: I'm bored. When is Shadow going to come visit us again? I like her.

Damona: Never if I can help it. You may like Shadow, but I gotta tell'ya, not too pleasant having an alter ego completely taking over your body.

Nen: *frowns*......so the readers are never gonna get to meet Shadow?

Damona: *sighs* of course they are, probably in the next chapter or two. But that doesn't mean I'm happy about it! You know I can't control when she takes over....

Nargul: *frowns* I'm not sure if I like Shadow or not....she's almost as loud as Damona, sometimes, and way violent...

Damona: Hey! I'm violent too!

Nen: Yea, but Shadow ALWAYS comes through with her threats....

Damona: and I don't?

Nen: no. but you usually come up with something pretty bad to make up for it......then again, your threats kinda suck in the first place, so Shadow still ends up beating your ass in that category.

Nargul: *has been listing Shadow's bad qualities during Nen and Damona's conversation* ...........and she's kind of a slut, too.......

Damona: Bitch

Nargul: I thought you said that you didn't like Shadow!

Damona: I don't. I had actually been referring to Shadow as the bitch.

Nargul: Oh. And now I introduce-

Nen: OH! OH! OH! Can I please do the introduction, can I, can I, can I?

Nargul: *shrugs* whatever

Nen: And now I present to you...........

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Chapter Two: Shadow Falls


"Katara! You got me wet again!," yelled a dude with a funky-ponytail- thing. He strongly reminded Damona of a monkey as she watched this interaction through the trees. Kind of cute, though."If you can't control where you aim that stupid water, then-"

"Who said getting you wet was an accident?" asked the girl formerly referred to as Katara."I was trying to get you to shut up about being hungry, and how no girl would ever kiss you!. You've been complaining for the last two hours!"
Sokka turned red.

"Good one, Katara!," said a bald kid with an arrow on his head enthusiasticallly, while holding up a hand for her to high-five. Katara beamed, and willingly high-fived him.

"Thank you, Aang!," said Katara, still beaming.

" Has it really been two hours?" asked Aang happily in reply."It's felt more like five hours with Sokka's non-stop complaining!"

Damona laughed silently to herself; she had heard enough and turned back around to go find Nen and Nargul, when - BAM! She ran right into the boy named Sokka, who had heard and snuck up on her while she stood enraptured by Aang and Katara's conversation. Damona fell flat on her ass.

"What the hell was that for!" yelled Damona as she hastily stood up and got right into Sokka's face.

"What the hell were you spying on us for!?"was Sokka's enraged reply. Damona just giggled. He was even cuter when he was angry!.......kind of like an overgrown, demented, monkey-like teddy bear.

"That's it, Fire Bender!" yelled Sokka as he grabbed Damona's wrist and threw her out onto the worn path. This girl had gotten on his last nerve. Unfortunately for Sokka, this was the worst possible thing he could have done to Damona. You see, Damona was usually kind of a push-over- a loud, sarcastic, bitchy, random push over, but still a push over. But the worst possible thing you could do to her was to LITERALLY push her over.

As soon as Damona hit the ground, she curled up into a little ball, clasping her hands tightly in front of her knees. To our fair hero's horror, Damona started shaking uncontrollably; her hair appeared to grow. It continued this way for several seconds, with Aang, Katara, and Sokka just staring at Damona, until suddenly it stopped. Just as Nen walked up.

"Shadow......," muttered Nen ecstatically under her breath.

" Oh shit......," muttered Nargul under her breath as she walked up to the path a few seconds later. Shadow had returned.

Slowly, as if she wasn't really used to moving yet (which, technically, she wasn't) Shadow stood up and stared down down at her changed hands. It had been a few months since she had last seen them. "Excellent.....," she stated softly. Then, she completely lost the appearance of someone who had forgotten how to move. She took a running start and rammed Sokka into a tree, pinning him there, her face inches from his.

"So.....," she said slowly, grinning like a chesire cat. Sokka noted that her eyes had somewhat changed, although he couldn't quite put his finger on it. They had somehow gotten harsher, darker. Sokka pulled out his boomerang.

"Your sister said you had never kissed a girl before?," Shadow asked as a rhetorical question in a seductive voice.(Don't get the wrong idea, I still say there are no pairings. Shadow's just a sleazy bitch, who loves mind games)Her grin grew wider, right before she crushed her lips into Sokka's. His eyes widened, and he had just enough time to think about what he was doing before plunking Shadow over her head with the boomerang.

"Hey!" Nargul cried in a worried voice, instantly sending a water whip out of her canteen. It got right up to Sokka's head when.....

"Damn." Nargul said in a exasperated tone as the water fell to the ground. She could never quite get that right.

"You're a water bender!" Katara exclaimed, shocked since besides her eyes Nargul didn't look like someone from a Watertribe, as Nargul ran up to make sure Damona was okay. Nargul may have hated Shadow, but it was Damona's body that Shadow took over. Nen, however, did not say a word. Her chance at going and raiding a town had just been shot down by that stupid monkey-faced boy, she could tell because Damona's hair had returned back to its normal length. Her face contorted with rage as pulled a spork (Nen: What the hell! The only weapon I'm currently carrying around is a fucking spork!?!) out of her back pocket, and chased Sokka down with a war cry.




Two hours later, Nargul had fully explained their situation to Aang and Katara (Damona: which we're not letting you guys know until the next chapter, which we're writing right after we post this chapter) and they had finished lunch. Damona was still unconscious, and Nen still hadn't returned from the woods where she had dragged off a screaming Sokka with her.

Just then, they heard a rustle from behind a bush. Nargul, Aang, and Katara quickly jumped up into battle stance just as.....

Nen came up from behind him and pushed a blushing Sokka out into the clearing. Nargul giggled, Katara tried, and failed, to supress a laugh, and Aang collapsed to the ground in a gail of laughter. Nen had somehow forced Sokka into a frilly, hot pink evening gown, painted his nails a neon pink color, and put black eyeshadow, eyeliner, and a bright red lipstick on him. She knew she wouldn't need the blush, considering how much he was blushing now.

"Sokk-," Aang tried and failed several (Nargul: Seventeen times. I counted) times to complete a full sentence, but just kept collapsing in laughter. Katara finally succombed to her laughter, and Nargul was the only one who realized that Damona had woken up, and was rolling around on the ground laughing right by Aang.




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Damona: Damnit, Shadow! I said at least NEXT chapter!

Shadow: * sighs * you should have known I'd make my appearance as soon as you introduced me. And besides......
* to the readers * Nothing could keep me from my lovely readers! I love you almost as much as you love me! In fact, why don't we team up together and send Damona to another dimen-

Damona: DAMNIT! I'M Going to KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING LITTLE SLEEZY ASS WIPE!

Nen and Nargul: *stare, because they can't hear Shadow unless she takes over Damona's body*

Shadow: You do realize that your little friends can't hear me, and most the time I'm a disenbodied voice that ONLY you can hear, that dosn't happen to have an ass, right?

Damona: grrr.

Nen: Right.....Well, while Damona's talking to herself, please review!

Nargul: * goes over to stop Damona, who is attempting to strangle Shadow, and therefore herself*
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