Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Return to Mioushi and The Demented Spork's Reapperance ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Damona 
The result of too much Niquil!Mioushi is the leading export in what, and what did the Marauders do to influence the production of this?Wait!Who are the Marauders?Read to find out!(and please Review whether you like it or not)
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.13.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 205 | Status: Work In Progress
The result of too much Niquil!Mioushi is the leading export in what, and what did the Marauders do to influence the production of this?Wait!Who are the Marauders?Read to find out!(and please Review whether you like it or not)
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.13.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 205 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona: sobudaduffabub...Shadowabitch....gagh.....feel like-like-like......FLYIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiNG!
Nen: *walks up and waves hand in front of Damona's face*
Damona: *doesn't respond to that, and starts jumping up and down flapping arms like a retarted bird would, to try to fly*
Nen: what the hell is wrong with her!?
Nargul: she just chugged down a whole bottle of Niquill.
Nen: And we're gonna let her type the story in this condition!?
Nargul: *smirks and pulls out ropes* No fucking way! I think I got a idea.
Nen: I think I like the way you think
Damona:* stops flapping arms for a second * You think, Nen! No way!
Nen: That's it!
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Nargul: *sighs and wipes a drop of sweat from her forehead* I do believe that was THE most challenging thing I have ever done in my entire life...
Nen:* finishes tying the twenty-second square knot, then smirks*
Damona:* is tyed up to chair*
Nen: This chapter should be interesting
Nargul: You see, what Nen means by that is, we all write this, but Damona is the one who actually types it up, so she therefore feels free to add in stupid remarks on other people's behalf whenever she feels like it.
Nen: So now that I'm typing, (Nargul: HEY!) I get to add a bit more Nen action in here......MWAHAHAHAHA! ......readers, meet Mioushi, a small Earth Kingdom town that's probably going to burn ITSELF down once it see's that the three Marauders are back...
Damona and Nargul: unless we beat them to it, of coarse....
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Chapter Three: Return to Mioushi, and the Demented Spork's Reappearance
Zuko scanned the beach where the Avatar had last been spotted, searching it for the slightest hint that a human life form had been there in the last twenty-four hours.....And thats when he spotted it, something white a few yards away from him. He leapt at the object, then opened his hand to reveal that in his palm lay.....
A demented, tooth-marked plastic spork.
" DAMN!," he yelled, incinerating the poor spork the instant he figured out what it was. After all, Damona had pretty much murdered it so it took a while to figure out.
"You do know that was actually a sign that something was here not too long ago," said Iroh, popping out of nowhere and causing Zuko to jump out of his skin."It couldn't have been more than......eight hours, because high tide doesn't come until at least-" Just then Iroh was cut off by the fire bender's girlish screams. No, litterally. You know those high pithched, shatter-your-eardrums-horror-movie screams? Well that was all these armoured guys sounded like, except for one, which Zuko could have sworn screamed something that sounded remarkably like 'MOOOOoOOoOoMMMMY!'
Zuko and Iroh whipped around only to be swept to sea by the largest high tide wave any one of them had ever seen
"Now," Iroh finished lamely to his prediction of when high-tide would occur. And the poor doomed spork's ashes were swept away, never to be seen again.
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"Ok, Aang, Katara, you cover the left part of town. Nen, you and I will cover the right. Sokka, Damona, you guys just do what you do best. Wander around aimlessly until you end up in either a) the North part of town, or b) the south part...Or I suppose Damona could just guide you ( she's reffering to Sokka) to both." They were all sitting on Appa's back, a map of Nen's home town, Mioushi, spread out before them. Why Mioushi, you might ask? Well, Mioushi had something that they all desperately needed, and it was the only place in which one could find it.
"Oh, man!," Sokka groaned."Do I have to be stuck with her?," here he jerked his head in Damona's direction.
"Why are we going to Mioushi anyways?," Katara interjected.
"It's the only place in the world that stocks something of great importance to us marauders....," Nargul offered as a reply.
"Would you rather be stuck with me?," Nen asked in reply to Sokka's question a few seconds later, smiling innocently. Sokka visibily paled.
"Uh.....on second thought, Damona's great, yea, gotta love 'Mona, so INCREDIBILY happy to be paired with her instead of Nen...."Sokka rambled as a reply.
"Great, partner!," Damona said cheerily as Appa landed in a forest right outside Mioushi. She linked arms with an unwilling and unsuspecting Sokka, and happily dragged him away to God-knows-where in Mioushi.
A few seconds later the rest caught up, and all stared in open-mouthed wonder at the thousands of carts stocked full with what else......SPORKS! Of course, Nen, Nargul, and Damona were just staring because they were so happy to see this place again, but Katara, Aang, and Sokka were staring because they hadn't been informed on the nature of Mioushi.
" What the hell!? We came all the way here just to gawk at a few stupid sporks!?," was what Sokka had intended to say, but he only got to the word 'hell' when Damona grabbed his hand and pulled him farther into the depths of the wonderful Mioushi.
Nen and Nargul walked down the now practically deserted streets. It appeared that word had traveled fast that the three marauders were back. You see, the marauders was a nickname that came about a few years back. It all went down like this......
-Flashback! ( kinda)-
While Nen had lived on Mioushi her entire life, Nargul and Damona had traveled to the small cabagge producing town only three years ago. Our three (other) heroes had become fast friends. When one day Damona mentioned how much she hated cabagge, Nen and Nargul had also revealed their true feelings about living in a town where cabagge was their leading export, although with much less cursing. That's when they decided to do something about it. Basically, they kidanapped the towns mayor, and then instead of asking for a regular ransom, demanded that the town become an all spork-producing community. After that they proceeded to burn the entire village down (before the sporks had started to be made), and they were then run out of town by an angry mob of villagers. That had been last year.
-End of (kinda) Flashback-
Villagers shot half angry, half fearful looks at Damona, which was starting to make Sokka nervous.
"Eh, 'Mona," Sokka asked, tugging on Damona's sleeve to get her attention. "Why do all these people hate you?"
"Oh! That? Oh, it's nothing. Me, Nargul, and Nen just burned down their village a few years back," Damona replied, still looking out bright-eyed at all the marvelous sporks.
Sokka fainted.
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Nargul: So there it is, folks, Chapter three for 'ya.
Nen* pokes Damona in the stomach*
Damona: *laughs like the pilsbury dow boy*
Nargul: ........right. Well, don't forget to review!
Damona: *is still laughing like the pilsbury dow boy*
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Nen: *walks up and waves hand in front of Damona's face*
Damona: *doesn't respond to that, and starts jumping up and down flapping arms like a retarted bird would, to try to fly*
Nen: what the hell is wrong with her!?
Nargul: she just chugged down a whole bottle of Niquill.
Nen: And we're gonna let her type the story in this condition!?
Nargul: *smirks and pulls out ropes* No fucking way! I think I got a idea.
Nen: I think I like the way you think
Damona:* stops flapping arms for a second * You think, Nen! No way!
Nen: That's it!
________________________________5 minutes later______________________________
Nargul: *sighs and wipes a drop of sweat from her forehead* I do believe that was THE most challenging thing I have ever done in my entire life...
Nen:* finishes tying the twenty-second square knot, then smirks*
Damona:* is tyed up to chair*
Nen: This chapter should be interesting
Nargul: You see, what Nen means by that is, we all write this, but Damona is the one who actually types it up, so she therefore feels free to add in stupid remarks on other people's behalf whenever she feels like it.
Nen: So now that I'm typing, (Nargul: HEY!) I get to add a bit more Nen action in here......MWAHAHAHAHA! ......readers, meet Mioushi, a small Earth Kingdom town that's probably going to burn ITSELF down once it see's that the three Marauders are back...
Damona and Nargul: unless we beat them to it, of coarse....
_______________________________________________________ __________________________
Chapter Three: Return to Mioushi, and the Demented Spork's Reappearance
Zuko scanned the beach where the Avatar had last been spotted, searching it for the slightest hint that a human life form had been there in the last twenty-four hours.....And thats when he spotted it, something white a few yards away from him. He leapt at the object, then opened his hand to reveal that in his palm lay.....
A demented, tooth-marked plastic spork.
" DAMN!," he yelled, incinerating the poor spork the instant he figured out what it was. After all, Damona had pretty much murdered it so it took a while to figure out.
"You do know that was actually a sign that something was here not too long ago," said Iroh, popping out of nowhere and causing Zuko to jump out of his skin."It couldn't have been more than......eight hours, because high tide doesn't come until at least-" Just then Iroh was cut off by the fire bender's girlish screams. No, litterally. You know those high pithched, shatter-your-eardrums-horror-movie screams? Well that was all these armoured guys sounded like, except for one, which Zuko could have sworn screamed something that sounded remarkably like 'MOOOOoOOoOoMMMMY!'
Zuko and Iroh whipped around only to be swept to sea by the largest high tide wave any one of them had ever seen
"Now," Iroh finished lamely to his prediction of when high-tide would occur. And the poor doomed spork's ashes were swept away, never to be seen again.
______________________________________________________ ______________________________
"Ok, Aang, Katara, you cover the left part of town. Nen, you and I will cover the right. Sokka, Damona, you guys just do what you do best. Wander around aimlessly until you end up in either a) the North part of town, or b) the south part...Or I suppose Damona could just guide you ( she's reffering to Sokka) to both." They were all sitting on Appa's back, a map of Nen's home town, Mioushi, spread out before them. Why Mioushi, you might ask? Well, Mioushi had something that they all desperately needed, and it was the only place in which one could find it.
"Oh, man!," Sokka groaned."Do I have to be stuck with her?," here he jerked his head in Damona's direction.
"Why are we going to Mioushi anyways?," Katara interjected.
"It's the only place in the world that stocks something of great importance to us marauders....," Nargul offered as a reply.
"Would you rather be stuck with me?," Nen asked in reply to Sokka's question a few seconds later, smiling innocently. Sokka visibily paled.
"Uh.....on second thought, Damona's great, yea, gotta love 'Mona, so INCREDIBILY happy to be paired with her instead of Nen...."Sokka rambled as a reply.
"Great, partner!," Damona said cheerily as Appa landed in a forest right outside Mioushi. She linked arms with an unwilling and unsuspecting Sokka, and happily dragged him away to God-knows-where in Mioushi.
A few seconds later the rest caught up, and all stared in open-mouthed wonder at the thousands of carts stocked full with what else......SPORKS! Of course, Nen, Nargul, and Damona were just staring because they were so happy to see this place again, but Katara, Aang, and Sokka were staring because they hadn't been informed on the nature of Mioushi.
" What the hell!? We came all the way here just to gawk at a few stupid sporks!?," was what Sokka had intended to say, but he only got to the word 'hell' when Damona grabbed his hand and pulled him farther into the depths of the wonderful Mioushi.
Nen and Nargul walked down the now practically deserted streets. It appeared that word had traveled fast that the three marauders were back. You see, the marauders was a nickname that came about a few years back. It all went down like this......
-Flashback! ( kinda)-
While Nen had lived on Mioushi her entire life, Nargul and Damona had traveled to the small cabagge producing town only three years ago. Our three (other) heroes had become fast friends. When one day Damona mentioned how much she hated cabagge, Nen and Nargul had also revealed their true feelings about living in a town where cabagge was their leading export, although with much less cursing. That's when they decided to do something about it. Basically, they kidanapped the towns mayor, and then instead of asking for a regular ransom, demanded that the town become an all spork-producing community. After that they proceeded to burn the entire village down (before the sporks had started to be made), and they were then run out of town by an angry mob of villagers. That had been last year.
-End of (kinda) Flashback-
Villagers shot half angry, half fearful looks at Damona, which was starting to make Sokka nervous.
"Eh, 'Mona," Sokka asked, tugging on Damona's sleeve to get her attention. "Why do all these people hate you?"
"Oh! That? Oh, it's nothing. Me, Nargul, and Nen just burned down their village a few years back," Damona replied, still looking out bright-eyed at all the marvelous sporks.
Sokka fainted.
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Nargul: So there it is, folks, Chapter three for 'ya.
Nen* pokes Damona in the stomach*
Damona: *laughs like the pilsbury dow boy*
Nargul: ........right. Well, don't forget to review!
Damona: *is still laughing like the pilsbury dow boy*
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