Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Damona's Revenge and the Perverted-- ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Damona 
Damona gets revenge on Nen and Nargul for the whole Niquil incident, and a perverted mime takes an interest in Sokka...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.15.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 196 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona gets revenge on Nen and Nargul for the whole Niquil incident, and a perverted mime takes an interest in Sokka...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 05.15.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 196 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona: -shoots anger filled glances towards Nen and Nargul-
Nargul: -sighs- Oh come on Damona.
Nen: We didn't do anything THAT bad.....
Damona: You tied me up to a chair for six hours, typed up the story without me, then dressed me up like the pilsbury dow boy and took pictures of it! -
Nen: and then we poked you with spork. For the remaining two hours.-smiles innocently- like I said, not that bad....
Nargul: .....-shakes head sadly-
Damona:.......-lets Shadow take over for a few minutes-
Shadow: -pulls out a hockey mask and chainsaw, then starts chasing Nen-
Nen: WHY DAMONA, WHY!?! -runs for her life while screaming like a little girl-
A few minutes later
Damona: and now that that's taken care of...... - turns slowly towards Nargul-
Nargul: Fuck. -starts writing will- and I'll leave Fat Cat to Nen, and all my sporks to Damona-
Damona: -grins in a way that reminds you of a perverted cerial killer- Don't worry, Nargul. I have something MUCH better planned for you.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nargul: -goes back to writing her will-
Chapter Four: Damona's Revenge and the Perverted Mime
Damona leaned over Sokka for a split second, trying to figure out what was wrong with him, before shrugging and going on her way humming the 'Anamaniacs' tune to herself, leaving Sokka lying there in the middle of the street. A few minutes after Damona was out of site, a mime came out of a nearby bar and dragged Sokka off into a dark alleyway.....
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Nen and Nargul had been walking a few minutes when they heard it. It was.....the Barny song. Suddenly a big blobby purple thing turned a corner and pulled Nen into a huge bear-hug, lifting her off the ground.
".....the fuck?," was all Nargul could manage, while watching Nen's eye twitch. "Is he molesting you or something?"
Nen let out a strangled cry before kicking the blobby thing in the stomach. The purple blobbiness dropped Nen, then turned around and hissed vampiraclly at them, before turning back around and scurrying away. Nargul doubled over giggling, while Nen pulled out a really BIG sword and continued walking.
"This damned place is even more disturbing than I remembered it," muttered Nen under her breath while giving the evil eye to a small child that passed. The child screamed, then ran away. Nen and Nargul smirked. Just as they reached the top of the tallest hill, they spotted them. Zuko and his fire benders, coming that way.
"Every man for himself!," yelled Nen before tripping over a rock. "Don't just stand there, Nargul! Help me up!"
Nargul just rolled her eyes and continued running, and in a few seconds Nen had caught up.
Katara and Aang had been looking at an especially interesting collection of sporks (Damona: they were all sparkly. I remember passing by them....) when they saw Nen and Nargul running a few streets away.
"Come on, Aang!," Katara called pulling Aang away by the hand from a pink sparkly spork. "They must have done something!" and with that, Katara and Aang ran off after Nen and Nargul.
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Damona had been running through the returned crowds, tackling every random person that she saw, when she accidently tackled Prince Zuko.
"Who the hell are you!," yelled Zuko, pushing the psychotic girl off him.
Damona giggled and thought about it for a second, not knowing who she was talking to, before saying," I am friends with the Avatar. Bow down!" Zuko just rolled his eyes and swung a kicking and screaming Damona over his shoulder before shouting orders to his men to split up.
Unbeknownst to him, however, Sokka had woken up in the dark alley without his pants a few moments ealier, and after he stole a skirt that was hanging out to dry, chased after them to the town square.
______________________Town Square_______________________
They all got there at the same time. Nen, Nargul, Katara, Aang, Sokka in a pink frilly ( Damona: has anyone noticed Sokka's connection with pink frilly stuff? Nen: Oddly enough, yes) skirt, and Zuko carrying Damona. Even the mime.
Zuko was about to say his trademark line 'at last, the Avatar, when he saw her. She was an angel, with long dark red hair and light blue eyes. (Nargul: -gets down on hands and knees before Damona, crying- Please 'Mona! I beg of you, just kill me instead!) He instantly dropped Damona and ran over to Nargul.
"Hey," he said, trying to be seductive when his voice cracked. Narguls eye started twitching uncontrollably while she slowly backed away from him, behind Nen. Damona got up and rubbed the back of her head. When she saw Sokka, her eyes lit up and she jumped into his arms screaming," YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!.....and wearing a pink skirt?"
Sokka tried to drop Damona, but she was clinging to him too tightly.
"Yea I'm alive, but no thanks to you," Sokka said, finally giving up on trying to pry Damona off him.
Damona just flicked his nose and smiled. (Damona: hell no I don't like him! I'm just 'slightly'..... Nargul: Cookoo? Crazy? Insane? Woo hoo? Nuts? Psychotic?)
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Damona: Sorry this chapter is a bit short, but we really didn't have much time to update today and I didn't want to put off my revenge on Nen and Nargul too long....although it's not even close to being able to be defined as MY revenge yet....
Nargul: -TREMBLES IN FEAR WHILE THINKING- 'damn capslock....'
Nen: We also would like to thank all our lovely reviewers with a crappy list of their names as follows:
darkestsoul
Shoy of the Fire Nation
Demon Dea
Miyu Myojin
Myst172
Damona: So, if you want your name on our crappy list and a promise of longer chapters, REVIEW IF YOU READ, DAMNIT!
Nargul: -smiles- thank you for your time. Please review!
Nen: hey! I didn't get any lines in the end conversation!
Damona: Well now you did.
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Nargul: -sighs- Oh come on Damona.
Nen: We didn't do anything THAT bad.....
Damona: You tied me up to a chair for six hours, typed up the story without me, then dressed me up like the pilsbury dow boy and took pictures of it! -
Nen: and then we poked you with spork. For the remaining two hours.-smiles innocently- like I said, not that bad....
Nargul: .....-shakes head sadly-
Damona:.......-lets Shadow take over for a few minutes-
Shadow: -pulls out a hockey mask and chainsaw, then starts chasing Nen-
Nen: WHY DAMONA, WHY!?! -runs for her life while screaming like a little girl-
A few minutes later
Damona: and now that that's taken care of...... - turns slowly towards Nargul-
Nargul: Fuck. -starts writing will- and I'll leave Fat Cat to Nen, and all my sporks to Damona-
Damona: -grins in a way that reminds you of a perverted cerial killer- Don't worry, Nargul. I have something MUCH better planned for you.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nargul: -goes back to writing her will-
Chapter Four: Damona's Revenge and the Perverted Mime
Damona leaned over Sokka for a split second, trying to figure out what was wrong with him, before shrugging and going on her way humming the 'Anamaniacs' tune to herself, leaving Sokka lying there in the middle of the street. A few minutes after Damona was out of site, a mime came out of a nearby bar and dragged Sokka off into a dark alleyway.....
_____________________________________________
Nen and Nargul had been walking a few minutes when they heard it. It was.....the Barny song. Suddenly a big blobby purple thing turned a corner and pulled Nen into a huge bear-hug, lifting her off the ground.
".....the fuck?," was all Nargul could manage, while watching Nen's eye twitch. "Is he molesting you or something?"
Nen let out a strangled cry before kicking the blobby thing in the stomach. The purple blobbiness dropped Nen, then turned around and hissed vampiraclly at them, before turning back around and scurrying away. Nargul doubled over giggling, while Nen pulled out a really BIG sword and continued walking.
"This damned place is even more disturbing than I remembered it," muttered Nen under her breath while giving the evil eye to a small child that passed. The child screamed, then ran away. Nen and Nargul smirked. Just as they reached the top of the tallest hill, they spotted them. Zuko and his fire benders, coming that way.
"Every man for himself!," yelled Nen before tripping over a rock. "Don't just stand there, Nargul! Help me up!"
Nargul just rolled her eyes and continued running, and in a few seconds Nen had caught up.
Katara and Aang had been looking at an especially interesting collection of sporks (Damona: they were all sparkly. I remember passing by them....) when they saw Nen and Nargul running a few streets away.
"Come on, Aang!," Katara called pulling Aang away by the hand from a pink sparkly spork. "They must have done something!" and with that, Katara and Aang ran off after Nen and Nargul.
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Damona had been running through the returned crowds, tackling every random person that she saw, when she accidently tackled Prince Zuko.
"Who the hell are you!," yelled Zuko, pushing the psychotic girl off him.
Damona giggled and thought about it for a second, not knowing who she was talking to, before saying," I am friends with the Avatar. Bow down!" Zuko just rolled his eyes and swung a kicking and screaming Damona over his shoulder before shouting orders to his men to split up.
Unbeknownst to him, however, Sokka had woken up in the dark alley without his pants a few moments ealier, and after he stole a skirt that was hanging out to dry, chased after them to the town square.
______________________Town Square_______________________
They all got there at the same time. Nen, Nargul, Katara, Aang, Sokka in a pink frilly ( Damona: has anyone noticed Sokka's connection with pink frilly stuff? Nen: Oddly enough, yes) skirt, and Zuko carrying Damona. Even the mime.
Zuko was about to say his trademark line 'at last, the Avatar, when he saw her. She was an angel, with long dark red hair and light blue eyes. (Nargul: -gets down on hands and knees before Damona, crying- Please 'Mona! I beg of you, just kill me instead!) He instantly dropped Damona and ran over to Nargul.
"Hey," he said, trying to be seductive when his voice cracked. Narguls eye started twitching uncontrollably while she slowly backed away from him, behind Nen. Damona got up and rubbed the back of her head. When she saw Sokka, her eyes lit up and she jumped into his arms screaming," YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!.....and wearing a pink skirt?"
Sokka tried to drop Damona, but she was clinging to him too tightly.
"Yea I'm alive, but no thanks to you," Sokka said, finally giving up on trying to pry Damona off him.
Damona just flicked his nose and smiled. (Damona: hell no I don't like him! I'm just 'slightly'..... Nargul: Cookoo? Crazy? Insane? Woo hoo? Nuts? Psychotic?)
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Damona: Sorry this chapter is a bit short, but we really didn't have much time to update today and I didn't want to put off my revenge on Nen and Nargul too long....although it's not even close to being able to be defined as MY revenge yet....
Nargul: -TREMBLES IN FEAR WHILE THINKING- 'damn capslock....'
Nen: We also would like to thank all our lovely reviewers with a crappy list of their names as follows:
darkestsoul
Shoy of the Fire Nation
Demon Dea
Miyu Myojin
Myst172
Damona: So, if you want your name on our crappy list and a promise of longer chapters, REVIEW IF YOU READ, DAMNIT!
Nargul: -smiles- thank you for your time. Please review!
Nen: hey! I didn't get any lines in the end conversation!
Damona: Well now you did.
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