Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Town Square ( Chapter 5 )

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Damona: -throws the monkey shit so kindly given by Demon Dea at Nen's head- heh heh heh....

Nen: DAMNIT! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!

Damona: You're right. It really was.

Nen: huh?

Damona: My revenge on you has officially been completed. Now I can focus my attention on Nargul.....

Nargul: Crap. So you mean Zuko liking me wasn't bad enough?! -collapses sobbing-

Damona: It was....but I don't believe our lovely readers have grapsed just quite HOW much Zuko likes you.....your revenge shall last a few more chapters.....

Nargul: -visibily pales-

Nen: Who the hell says 'shall' anymore....?

Nargul: Damona, obviously.

Aki: HEY! When do Michi and I get to come into the story?!

Mel: And me!?

Nen: Never.

Aki: Ok, so long as we have that cleared up.....-walks off-

Damona: right.....

XxXxX Chapter Five: Town Square

Damona finally hopped out of Sokka's arms when he started crying, landing ever-so-gracefully on her ass. Nen snickered in the background. Meanwhile, Zuko had gotten on his hands and knees in front of Nargul, singing of his love for her. Literally. He started singing 'Whats'a Guy Gotta Do to Get A Girl In This Town.' ( Nargul: mutilate my favorite song, why don't ya. Damona: -beams- ok!)

The mime went over to Sokka to comfort him. He consolingly layed a hand on his shoulder. Sokka cryed even harder. Damona crossed her arms and 'humph'ed.

"You don't mind it when HE touches you...," she said, glaring at the mime. The mime stuck his tongue out at Damona.

"Do you have any idea how incredibily wrong that sounds?," Nen asked while leaning against a support beam, smirking. The mime dazed out, dreaming of a few hours ago when he first found Sokka unconscious.

"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU GAY-ASS MIME!," screamed Damona as she got up and ran over to the mime. The mime motioned with his hands as if to say 'bring it on, bitch.'

Damona lept at the mime, seamingly trying to scratch his face out with her teeth. The mime let out a silent scream, then pimp-slapped Damona. After a few moments of cat-fight they were on the ground fighting, a fast moving blur of white, black, and red. The mime pulled Damona's hair. Damona bit the mime in the neck until it started to bleed. Nen, Nargul, Zuko, Aang, Katara, and Sokka all stopped what they were doing to watch the gory fight. No one noticed the mob that had appeared, slowly closing in on them, pitchforks in hand, until it was too late.

" It appears that you've finally met your doom, (Nen: yes, we know, major clich^e) marauders," seethed Melone as
the gang/ and Zuko, looked up. Melone was smirking. They all stared wide-eyed at the angry mob waiting with pitchforks and torches. Instantly, everyone went into battlestance, except the mime who ran off into the sunset not to be seen again for the next few chapters.

"Why do you hate us again?," asked Nargul as she looked around for her element. She spotted a glittering trickle of water, a small stream a few feet away, and discretely pointed it out to Katara.

"Oh, I only hate Nen and you guys hang out with her. The only way to get to Nen is through her friends after all!," cried Melone grinning. ( Mel: why the hell am I the bad guy! Nen: Well, you wanted to be in the story. Damona: Don't worry, I'll make another story where you're not the evil scarey bitch monster from hell. Mel: YAYS!) "Don't you remember what happened?," Melone asked at the still perplexed looks on the Marauders faces. Her smile faded just a bit.

"Not really," said Damona.

0o0o0o0o Flashback 0o0o0o0o0

It was Melone's sixth birthday party. Her long dark brown hair was in a braid down her back, her small pale cheeks were flushed red with excitement. She even had a new green velvet dress, and her best friend Nenith was coming to her party.

Nen was just as much as a smart-ass then, though, as she is now. She had been training as a warrior even then, and her dark brown hair (Nargul: her and Mel looked alot alike when they were younger. Except Mel was prettier. Nen: : P)
was chopped off into a bob; she was outside so often she had a beautiful tan, but she was always covered from head-to-toe in a thick layer of mud so that most of the time no one would know. Nen had been found in Mioushi when she was a new-born baby, and had grown up off the kindness of her sensei. He fed her and clothed her up until the time she was twelve when he died. Back to the flashback though...

Nen had taken one look at Melone's brand new dress when her brilliant green eyes had lit up misheviously. The look in her eye hasn't faded even to this day. She instantly picked up a fistfull of cake and threw it - SPLAT - right on Melone's stomach. Melone started crying.

Nen let out a war cry, jumped onto the table, and started taking more fistfulls of random food and pelting them at other party guests all the time yelling," FOOD FIGHT!!!!" Other people quickly joined in.

"Nenith!," Melone cried out heart-broken over the noise," If you don't stop this instant I shall pursue you with everlasting vengance!"

Nen hopped off the table and popped Melone in the eye.

0oo0o End Flashbacl 0o0o0o0o0

Nen smirked as Melone finished up her story. She had almost forgotten that. There had, of course, been a lot more incidents like that. But that was the first time the Melone had started the whole 'everlasting vengance' thing. Nargul and Damona burst out giggling as they remembered another time, after they had joined up with Nen, when they had picked on Melone.

"It's not funny!," whined Melone. They just started laughing harder. "That's it!," yelled Melone. "Attack!"

The mob seemed to almost all raise their weapons as one, then charged at them. Nargul and Katara had an easy enough time fending people off with the waterwhip, the only move they knew. Sokka pulled out his boomerang, and you could faintly hear the mime cheering in the background. But it was Zuko and Damona's firebending that really took out the majority of the mob.

Damona whipped around when the mob attacked, taking a deep breath and shifting through the stances, before doing a 360 firey spin kick thingy that knocked about ten people out cold. Zuko prefered something less showy, although it was just as effective. He too took in a deep breath before starting to pulverize the mob. Then, just as only three angry villagers were left, Katara motioned for everyone else to run and leave Zuko to fight.

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Zuko finished knocking out the last three villagers, and looked up just in time to see Aang and gang flying into the sunset on Appa, the three Marauders flicking him off.

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Damona: Ok, just to clear things up, Mel is really also one of our bestfriends.

Nen: but we couldn't figure out how else to work her into the story.

Nargul: ok, yes we could have. But we really needed another bad-guy person

Damona: also, refering back to the 'gay-ass mime' thing. We meant no offense to anyone who is gay.

Nargul: right. Damona was just pissed off at the mime, and the mime really was gay.

Nen: how do we know, you might ask?

Damona: because the mime is a male and he molested Sokka. (plus he's in love with Sokka. heh heh)

Nen: So please review!
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