Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Minions ( Chapter 9 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Damona 
Damona's past is revealed. WARNING: ACTUALLY KIND OF SORT OF SIRIOUS WERE DAMONA'S PAST IS CONCERNED!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 184 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona's past is revealed. WARNING: ACTUALLY KIND OF SORT OF SIRIOUS WERE DAMONA'S PAST IS CONCERNED!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 184 | Status: Work In Progress
Nargul: Ok, FIRST, you make my boyfriend the fucking mayor of CHOCOLATE TOWN! And THEN, you MELT chocolate town! -strangles Damona-
Damona: h-hel-l-pp ...
Nen: heh heh heh...Can I help?
Nargul: Sure! -hands Damona over to Nen-
Damona: No fair- -Nen starts strangling her-
Nen: and now....Chapter nine!
Nargul: no, no, no, no, no, no, no! We have to give them some clue as to what's going to happen here!
Nen: says who?
Nargul:...good point!
Damona: -passes out-
Chapter 9: Minions
"DAMN it's cold here!" Damona was getting some pretty odd looks and pretty rude gestures now that they had finally reached the North Pole, her being a Firebender and all. And not to mention that...she was FREEZING! I mean, recalling how much skin she was showing with the slit skirt and corset, add in the fact she kept on slipping over the ice, she was in crumby mood, unfortunately for Sokka.
0o0o Flashback! 0o0o
Sokka leaned forward and attempted to kiss Damona to comfort her; Damona conjured up a fireball and started chasing Sokka until he finally jumped into the freezing cold ocean to hide.
0o0o End Flashback! 0o0o
"How about I heat things up...?" Damona grinned and conjoured up another fireball.
"NO!" Nargul protested, grabbing Damona by the shoulders."Remember this place? REMEMBER?! We LIKE these people? Do you?" Damona nodded slowly, memories rushing back to her; waking up on an ice shelf the people here called the beach after the ship crashed, her younger sister lying next to her.
"MY PUBLIC!" Damona screeched, the people now smiling as they recognized her, small children around eight running up to hug her. She had been somewhat the village idiot, but a lovable one. It had taken a while for 'her public' to recognize her because, last time they saw her, she was thirteen years old with waist length hair; now it was hacked off up to her ears. Nargul just rolled her eyes as Damona and her minions fell to the ground in a heap of giggles and started to slowly roll down hill, which they had yet to notice.
"SISSY!" a girl who looked remarkably like Nargul, but with blonde hair and dark skin, sudenly attached herself to Nargul's back effectively launching them down the hill faster than Damona and her minions, who stopped mid-roll and sat on the hill in a row with popcorn they seemingly pulled out of mid-air to watch Nargul and the girl fall into the ocean below.
"NERDLE!!!" Nargul screamed and turned around to see her half sister, Nerdle, smiling broadly at her.
0o0o
"I'm so glad you came back for me sissy, because that note you and Mona left made it seem like you didn't like me at all and were never coming back for me, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, EVER, because of that part of that note that said 'we hate you you anoying little bitchy brat and we hope you get eaten by the Unagi' even though I have NO CLUE what a Unagi is, and are you hungry, because I'm hungry, I BET you're hungry!" ...and run-on sentences like these were what an excited Nerdle had been spurting out since Nargul and her had gotten rescued from the Arctic Ocean.
"You know, I had thought you were just being cruel when you said you and Nargul had abandoned Nerdle, but now...I think I understand," Katara leaned over and whispered to Damona, who was busy stuffing her face with blubbered seal jerky. Nen was trying hard not to puke.
"How can you even LOOK at that stuff knowing what it is, much less eat it!"
"Well I did kind of have to live hear for two years with Nar before we went to Mioushi..." Damona paused her binge eating to say. Just then, Nargul walked in wearing what she had before she left, which was kind of shocking considering it almost never stopped snowing where they were now. It was a long tank top the same color as her eyes with the symbol of the Water Tribes' over her heart and a dark blue trim of waves going around the bottom of the tunic-like shirt, and long, baggy, dark blue pants. Her long red hair fell down her back in two braids with a navy blue ribbon laced through each. Josh whistled and everybody else's eyes widened, except Damona who was used to it anyways and was licking her fingers.
"Wow...," Aang said, his eyes greatly resembling saucers.
"That looks almost like a tribe leaders outfit," Katara said softly.
"That's because it is...Is there any more jerky?" Damona asked casually as Nerdle collapsed in a giggle fit at the mortified look on Nargul's face.
"DAMNIT, MONA! You weren't supposed to tell them!"
"Well they would of found out eventually, I mean, come on, we're in your own tribe!"
"Then you won't mind if I tell them your past!" Damona's face drained of color, and she stood up threatiningly.
"You wouldn't sink that low."
"Watch me!" Nargul said triumphantly as Damona started to transform; her eyes got darker, and small black veins began to appear on her face.
"Sweet!" Nen yelled, following Shadow who had just walked out of the tent they were in, after grabbing a sharp, scalding hot fire poker, of course.
"So...what IS Damona's past?" Sokka asked.
"Oh, like I'm actually going to tell you."
"Is it something that might come back to haunt all of us?"
"...uh....maaaaaaaaybe..."
"TELL THEM! TELL THEM! TELL THEM!" Nerdle was chanting, marching around Nargul with a picket sign that said 'tell them' in dark blue paint that she had just painted. Nargul's eye started twitching again.
"FINE, DAMNIT! I'LL TELL, AS LONG AS SOMEONE MAKES HER SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Nerdle beamed and sat down, and Damona's minions suddenly popped up in a circle around Nargul, popcorn in hand.
"Is it story time or something?" Nen started to ask, but was cut of at 'story' when a freckled dark skinned minion in pigtails shoved a handful of popcorn in her mouth. So after she said the word story it came out more like 'tyfea re uming.'
"After my mom died when I was eleven, I took a walk out on the beach, and as most of you know," here Nargul stopped to glare daggers at the minions who were 'ahhh'ing." Found two girls unconcious on the ice shelf thingamabob, heh heh, I love that word...but as I was saying! They were the daughters of a Fire Nation ambassador, and the ship they were on had been crashed the night before. The older one was my age, the other looked to be around six, and while both had a pretty bad case of hypothermia, the younger had severe head injuries from the crash. One of them was the girl we all know and love today-"
"Oh! Who were they, who were they, who were they?!" asked Nerdle, jumping up and down in her excitement. Nargul calmly walked over and hit her sister upside the head, walked back to her spot, and sat down. Josh clapped.
"Ok, one, Nerdle you IDIOT, you were there when I brought them back! And two...the older one was Damona." Here people gasped and a few disbelieveing 'no!'s were heard among the crowd, but Nargul just shook her head with a solemn expression on her face as if to say 'yes, young grasshoppers, yes it is true.'
"Who was the younger one...?" Nen asked slowly.
"The younger one was her sister. We did the best we could to save her, but we were to late. Damona had woken up shortly when I found her, but slipped into a coma a few minutes after for the next two weeks. When she woke up, her sister had already died, and she hasn't stopped blaming herself since." Sokka and Nen got up at the same time, but the doorway was too small for them to both get by at once so they both got stuck and started yelling some...very rude things at each other, to say the least. Luckily, Damona's some thirty-two minions dropped their popcorn and rose as one to go comfort their master, forcing Nen and Sokka out of the doorway. They just got a little trampled on and knocked unconscious in the process.
0o0o
Damona: -tear- I am sorry, Myst172, for letting you down with my non-pervertedness history! -starts sobbing- PLEASE FORGIVE ME!...but I can try and add pervertedness!
Nen:...
Nargul:... right.
Nen: Now we're going to acknoledge our reviewers for chapter eight! surprisingly!
Nargul:
to Hyper Kitty- um...sorry, no the story did not end. bummer, I know, eh? eh, eh, eh? lol, sorry, that end conversation about the sequel might have been kind of confusing. We're just planning out a sequel now that we officially know where this story is going.
Nen:
to ipodchick- I LOVE SHADOW TOO! lol. we actually LISTENED to a suggestion! amazing, no?
Damona:
to Teya Yashitoda- ohh....I like that revenge! ....-mutters darkly about how she's going to get Sporky before anyone else-
Nargul: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
Damona: hell-like MWAHAHAHA, yes, that's the plan! anyways, a special thanks also to
AnimeLover45
darkestsoul
(nargul because for some odd reason she keeps on reviewing to her own FUCKING STORY!)
Myst172
Everto Angelus (the first person to review to almost everything)
Damona: so please review-
Nen: if you want-
Nargul: a response-
Damona: to that review-
Nen: why the hell-
Nargul: are we finishing each others sentences? HA! My own sentence! OH! TWO whole sentences! THREE -continues rambling-
Damona: also, our -gets deathglares from fellow Marauders- ok MY goal is to get 100 reviews by the fifteenth chapter
Nen: so PLEASE review if you read this, because Mona's gonna be whining to us if she doesn't get to her goal!
Damona: h-hel-l-pp ...
Nen: heh heh heh...Can I help?
Nargul: Sure! -hands Damona over to Nen-
Damona: No fair- -Nen starts strangling her-
Nen: and now....Chapter nine!
Nargul: no, no, no, no, no, no, no! We have to give them some clue as to what's going to happen here!
Nen: says who?
Nargul:...good point!
Damona: -passes out-
Chapter 9: Minions
"DAMN it's cold here!" Damona was getting some pretty odd looks and pretty rude gestures now that they had finally reached the North Pole, her being a Firebender and all. And not to mention that...she was FREEZING! I mean, recalling how much skin she was showing with the slit skirt and corset, add in the fact she kept on slipping over the ice, she was in crumby mood, unfortunately for Sokka.
0o0o Flashback! 0o0o
Sokka leaned forward and attempted to kiss Damona to comfort her; Damona conjured up a fireball and started chasing Sokka until he finally jumped into the freezing cold ocean to hide.
0o0o End Flashback! 0o0o
"How about I heat things up...?" Damona grinned and conjoured up another fireball.
"NO!" Nargul protested, grabbing Damona by the shoulders."Remember this place? REMEMBER?! We LIKE these people? Do you?" Damona nodded slowly, memories rushing back to her; waking up on an ice shelf the people here called the beach after the ship crashed, her younger sister lying next to her.
"MY PUBLIC!" Damona screeched, the people now smiling as they recognized her, small children around eight running up to hug her. She had been somewhat the village idiot, but a lovable one. It had taken a while for 'her public' to recognize her because, last time they saw her, she was thirteen years old with waist length hair; now it was hacked off up to her ears. Nargul just rolled her eyes as Damona and her minions fell to the ground in a heap of giggles and started to slowly roll down hill, which they had yet to notice.
"SISSY!" a girl who looked remarkably like Nargul, but with blonde hair and dark skin, sudenly attached herself to Nargul's back effectively launching them down the hill faster than Damona and her minions, who stopped mid-roll and sat on the hill in a row with popcorn they seemingly pulled out of mid-air to watch Nargul and the girl fall into the ocean below.
"NERDLE!!!" Nargul screamed and turned around to see her half sister, Nerdle, smiling broadly at her.
0o0o
"I'm so glad you came back for me sissy, because that note you and Mona left made it seem like you didn't like me at all and were never coming back for me, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, EVER, because of that part of that note that said 'we hate you you anoying little bitchy brat and we hope you get eaten by the Unagi' even though I have NO CLUE what a Unagi is, and are you hungry, because I'm hungry, I BET you're hungry!" ...and run-on sentences like these were what an excited Nerdle had been spurting out since Nargul and her had gotten rescued from the Arctic Ocean.
"You know, I had thought you were just being cruel when you said you and Nargul had abandoned Nerdle, but now...I think I understand," Katara leaned over and whispered to Damona, who was busy stuffing her face with blubbered seal jerky. Nen was trying hard not to puke.
"How can you even LOOK at that stuff knowing what it is, much less eat it!"
"Well I did kind of have to live hear for two years with Nar before we went to Mioushi..." Damona paused her binge eating to say. Just then, Nargul walked in wearing what she had before she left, which was kind of shocking considering it almost never stopped snowing where they were now. It was a long tank top the same color as her eyes with the symbol of the Water Tribes' over her heart and a dark blue trim of waves going around the bottom of the tunic-like shirt, and long, baggy, dark blue pants. Her long red hair fell down her back in two braids with a navy blue ribbon laced through each. Josh whistled and everybody else's eyes widened, except Damona who was used to it anyways and was licking her fingers.
"Wow...," Aang said, his eyes greatly resembling saucers.
"That looks almost like a tribe leaders outfit," Katara said softly.
"That's because it is...Is there any more jerky?" Damona asked casually as Nerdle collapsed in a giggle fit at the mortified look on Nargul's face.
"DAMNIT, MONA! You weren't supposed to tell them!"
"Well they would of found out eventually, I mean, come on, we're in your own tribe!"
"Then you won't mind if I tell them your past!" Damona's face drained of color, and she stood up threatiningly.
"You wouldn't sink that low."
"Watch me!" Nargul said triumphantly as Damona started to transform; her eyes got darker, and small black veins began to appear on her face.
"Sweet!" Nen yelled, following Shadow who had just walked out of the tent they were in, after grabbing a sharp, scalding hot fire poker, of course.
"So...what IS Damona's past?" Sokka asked.
"Oh, like I'm actually going to tell you."
"Is it something that might come back to haunt all of us?"
"...uh....maaaaaaaaybe..."
"TELL THEM! TELL THEM! TELL THEM!" Nerdle was chanting, marching around Nargul with a picket sign that said 'tell them' in dark blue paint that she had just painted. Nargul's eye started twitching again.
"FINE, DAMNIT! I'LL TELL, AS LONG AS SOMEONE MAKES HER SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Nerdle beamed and sat down, and Damona's minions suddenly popped up in a circle around Nargul, popcorn in hand.
"Is it story time or something?" Nen started to ask, but was cut of at 'story' when a freckled dark skinned minion in pigtails shoved a handful of popcorn in her mouth. So after she said the word story it came out more like 'tyfea re uming.'
"After my mom died when I was eleven, I took a walk out on the beach, and as most of you know," here Nargul stopped to glare daggers at the minions who were 'ahhh'ing." Found two girls unconcious on the ice shelf thingamabob, heh heh, I love that word...but as I was saying! They were the daughters of a Fire Nation ambassador, and the ship they were on had been crashed the night before. The older one was my age, the other looked to be around six, and while both had a pretty bad case of hypothermia, the younger had severe head injuries from the crash. One of them was the girl we all know and love today-"
"Oh! Who were they, who were they, who were they?!" asked Nerdle, jumping up and down in her excitement. Nargul calmly walked over and hit her sister upside the head, walked back to her spot, and sat down. Josh clapped.
"Ok, one, Nerdle you IDIOT, you were there when I brought them back! And two...the older one was Damona." Here people gasped and a few disbelieveing 'no!'s were heard among the crowd, but Nargul just shook her head with a solemn expression on her face as if to say 'yes, young grasshoppers, yes it is true.'
"Who was the younger one...?" Nen asked slowly.
"The younger one was her sister. We did the best we could to save her, but we were to late. Damona had woken up shortly when I found her, but slipped into a coma a few minutes after for the next two weeks. When she woke up, her sister had already died, and she hasn't stopped blaming herself since." Sokka and Nen got up at the same time, but the doorway was too small for them to both get by at once so they both got stuck and started yelling some...very rude things at each other, to say the least. Luckily, Damona's some thirty-two minions dropped their popcorn and rose as one to go comfort their master, forcing Nen and Sokka out of the doorway. They just got a little trampled on and knocked unconscious in the process.
0o0o
Damona: -tear- I am sorry, Myst172, for letting you down with my non-pervertedness history! -starts sobbing- PLEASE FORGIVE ME!...but I can try and add pervertedness!
Nen:...
Nargul:... right.
Nen: Now we're going to acknoledge our reviewers for chapter eight! surprisingly!
Nargul:
to Hyper Kitty- um...sorry, no the story did not end. bummer, I know, eh? eh, eh, eh? lol, sorry, that end conversation about the sequel might have been kind of confusing. We're just planning out a sequel now that we officially know where this story is going.
Nen:
to ipodchick- I LOVE SHADOW TOO! lol. we actually LISTENED to a suggestion! amazing, no?
Damona:
to Teya Yashitoda- ohh....I like that revenge! ....-mutters darkly about how she's going to get Sporky before anyone else-
Nargul: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
Damona: hell-like MWAHAHAHA, yes, that's the plan! anyways, a special thanks also to
AnimeLover45
darkestsoul
(nargul because for some odd reason she keeps on reviewing to her own FUCKING STORY!)
Myst172
Everto Angelus (the first person to review to almost everything)
Damona: so please review-
Nen: if you want-
Nargul: a response-
Damona: to that review-
Nen: why the hell-
Nargul: are we finishing each others sentences? HA! My own sentence! OH! TWO whole sentences! THREE -continues rambling-
Damona: also, our -gets deathglares from fellow Marauders- ok MY goal is to get 100 reviews by the fifteenth chapter
Nen: so PLEASE review if you read this, because Mona's gonna be whining to us if she doesn't get to her goal!