Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ The Legend Of Sporky ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Damona 
The Marauder's purpose in life- wait... the Marauders have a purpose in life? Other than being a warning to others? Hm... Well, the Marauder's not-so-obvious purpose is revealed.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 178 | Status: Work In Progress
The Marauder's purpose in life- wait... the Marauders have a purpose in life? Other than being a warning to others? Hm... Well, the Marauder's not-so-obvious purpose is revealed.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 178 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona: -miffed-
Nen: -snickers- miffed?
Damona: -glares- damn it, Nen, yes, I do believe 'miffed' is what I typed
Nen: -raises eye brows- what ever you say...
Nargul: -eye brows completely disappear into bangs- what exactly did you mean when you said ‘what ever‘ -
Nen: Oh God! -mauls Nargul-
Damona: this calls for more revenge on Nargul....
Nargul: oh come on, because I disrupted your sleep? I gave you MUSIC to make up for it!
Damona: No you didn't!
Nargul: Yes I did.
0o0o Flashback 0o0o
Nargul: - hands Damona a mixed cd- I'm sorry for waking you up!
0o0o End Flashback 0o0o
Damona: Oh yea....
Nen: Can I introduce this chapter now? can I can I can I?
Damona: -eyes get darker, and pulls out Sporky- do you recall rule number one, Nenith?
Nen: -to readers- Rule number one with Damona is: Don't piss her off.
Nargul: no, no, no, rule number one with Damona is: don't screw with her when she's pissed off.
Nen: Ah yes, 'don't piss her off' is rule number two.... -recalls what happened to Nerdle, Nargul's sister, at the sleepover last night-
0o0o Another Damned Flashback 0o0o
Nerdle: -pokes Damona thirty two times, then throws a gumball at her head and steals the remote- MWAHAHAHA-
Damona: - hits Nerdle over the head with a chair, effectively rendering her unconcious, and puts said chair upside down over Nerdles limp body before sitting on it -
Nen: -collapses laughing-
Nargul: -walks into room, surveys scene, then walks back out again shaking head sadly-
0o0o End Flashback 0o0o
Damona: So heres chapter.... -counts on fingers- DAMN, WE GOT A LOT OF CHAPTERS! here's chapter eight!
Chapter Eight: The Legand Of Sporky
The sun was just setting over the horizon when Nen managed to pry the random guy off of her to go and find Damona and Sokka, who were holding hands when she did find them.
"What the hell?" Nen somehow forced from her air hole, not able to hide the disgust on her face. Damona giggled. Sokka hit his head repeatedly; he may have liked her, for reasons beyond his comprehension (A/N Damona: -cough-Nar-cough-cough- Nargul: heh heh heh....) but Damona still anoyed the hell out of him.
"Hey, where's Nar?" Damona asked, finally realizing the red head wasn't there, mainly because Josh hadn't left Nargul's side since they landed there and he insulted and hit Damona whenever near.
Nen paled. "She's not with you?" Damona shook her head.
0o0o
"For the love of God, could you at the very least stop making out while you're my hostage?" Zuko yelled, throwing multiple fireballs at the caves' dank wall. Josh cackled like a hyenia (A/N Damona: I just finally made the connection between Joshes laugh and an animal: he sounds like a fucking hyenia! Nen: heh heh...) and Nargul just rolled her eyes and ran long slender fingers through her auburn hair. Just then Aang and Katara rounded the corner giggling, then stopped dead in their tracks, eyes wide, when they saw Nargul and Josh in the (bamboo!) cage.
0o0o
"Where the hell are they?" Nen yelled frustratedly, pacing back and forth in a small clearing. Just then Damona ran out from where she was hiding behind Appa, screaming " CAN'T YOU SEE? THEY'RE PICKING US OFF ONE BY ONE!"
Nen rolled her eyes and turned to Sokka, “Can't you control your girlfriend?" Sokka gave her a look that clearly said 'how many years have you known her? yea right, control her...that's the monkey with the symbols in her heads' job.' Nen nodded her head in understanding, then plopped down on the ground and started braiding her hair.
"....I like braids....," Damona's muffled voice came from somewhere above them in one of the huge, gnarled, ancient oak trees that surrounded the clearing.
"Well, good for you then!"
"Really?" Nen rolled her eyes. Sokka shook his head sadly, and Damona fell out of her tree (A/N in more ways than one....) and crawled over to Sokka to cuddle more. They had been doing that a lot in the past few hours; it gave Nen the overwhelming urge to set them both on fire...
Damona then pulled out of Sokka's grasp and crawled over a few feet to start a fire, grabbing a few of Joshes shoes from seemingly nowhere to fuel it. Sokka winced, but no one seemed to take any notice.
"And now....," Damona said, giving another of her slightly psychotic, cerial-killer like grin as Nen flicked the back of her head," to tell the legend of the legendary Sporky, the one Spork to rule them all..." Sokka discretely twirled a finger around his head in an insane motion.
"...and in the darkness, bind them..."
"Huh?"
"Better not to ask," Nen said wisely.
"No, really, this sounds like something boring enough to put me to sleep..." Nen laughed and Damona growled.
"Well...," Nen started, finally finishing braiding her dark, shoulder length hair and lying down on her stomach," Sporky is kind of a legend among the children of Mioushi. That's what us Marauders were searching for when we ran into you-"
"Sporky is THE most powerful doomsday device ever! It has the power to control the hair color of everyone on the planet! Just IMAGINE what we could do to Mel!" Damona interupted excitedly.
"And...," Nen said, emerald eyes shining in sheer joy of the thought," you can eat a kick-ass amount of macoronni, pudding, and just about any other spork consumed good with it."
Sokka raised an eyebrow. "Sounds absolutely amazing. I mean WOW. Really."
"Glad you see it our way!" Damona said, draping an arm over Sokka's shoulder. Sokka rolled his eyes, and Nen screamed, grabbed a stick, stuck it into the fire, and proceeded to chase a screaming pair of Sokka and Damona into a dark, wet cave.
0o0o
"Wow....kinky!" Nen said delightedly after her, Sokka, and Damona had been thrown into the bamboo cage that held the rest of the group. Nargul stuck her tongue out and pushed Joshes arm off her shoulder.
"Now, I don't want any of you trying to escape while I get my firebenders!" Zuko commanded as he stalked of.
"Man, is he stupid or what!" Josh cackled. Damona agreed as she threw a fiery punch at one of the poles of the cage, and Nargul and Katara proceeded to put it out with some waterbending so the rest could climb through the hole.
"Well, now that that's done!" Aang beamed," we can continue with our journey!"
"To find the legendary Sporky of the legendary lengend of the legend of Sporky!" Nen, Damona, and Nargul blurted out at the same time to receive odd looks from everyone else.
"Well....I guess that too....," Katara said doubtfully.
"Huffah!" (A/N Nargul: you know; Robin Hood's word noise thing of victory in that one Robin Hood movie?) Damona, Nargul, and Nen yelled victoriously, once again, in unison. They received more odd looks as the rest of the group began edging away slowly.
0o0o
"Just hold on, there's one more thing I have to do before we leave," Damona yelled over her shoulder while running towards Cearoke.
0o0o
"My town!" Josh screamed while flying away from the melted mass of chocolate goo that had once been Cearoke and attempting to strangle Damona. Sokka vaguley attempted to stop him from murdering Damona, to no avail as of yet, Nen just sat there laughing her ass off, and Nargul's face had turned as red as her hair all the way up to her roots; she FUCKING BURNED her boyfriends town down!
0o0o
Nen: Wow...that was short
Damona: -puts Nargul in front of her to protect her from the tomatoes the readers are surely throwing at them- but on the plus side (Nargul: -gets hit in the face with a pear- OW!) we reaveled an important part of the Marauder's journey!
Nargul: AND we're planning a sequel!
Nen: Yea, so tell us in a review about how much longer you want this story to be, and if you want to hear of Damona's demented past in this story or the next!
Damona: and as always, please review (or else!) and suggestions are always warmly welcomed!
Nargul: Wow! that's alot of fucking exclamation marks!
Nen: Yea!
Damona: ...legendary Sporky of the legendary legend of the legend of Sporky...heh heh..
Nargul: ah yes, and Sporky does much more, but all shall be revealed in good time!
Nen, Mona, and Nar: Huffah!
Nen: -snickers- miffed?
Damona: -glares- damn it, Nen, yes, I do believe 'miffed' is what I typed
Nen: -raises eye brows- what ever you say...
Nargul: -eye brows completely disappear into bangs- what exactly did you mean when you said ‘what ever‘ -
Nen: Oh God! -mauls Nargul-
Damona: this calls for more revenge on Nargul....
Nargul: oh come on, because I disrupted your sleep? I gave you MUSIC to make up for it!
Damona: No you didn't!
Nargul: Yes I did.
0o0o Flashback 0o0o
Nargul: - hands Damona a mixed cd- I'm sorry for waking you up!
0o0o End Flashback 0o0o
Damona: Oh yea....
Nen: Can I introduce this chapter now? can I can I can I?
Damona: -eyes get darker, and pulls out Sporky- do you recall rule number one, Nenith?
Nen: -to readers- Rule number one with Damona is: Don't piss her off.
Nargul: no, no, no, rule number one with Damona is: don't screw with her when she's pissed off.
Nen: Ah yes, 'don't piss her off' is rule number two.... -recalls what happened to Nerdle, Nargul's sister, at the sleepover last night-
0o0o Another Damned Flashback 0o0o
Nerdle: -pokes Damona thirty two times, then throws a gumball at her head and steals the remote- MWAHAHAHA-
Damona: - hits Nerdle over the head with a chair, effectively rendering her unconcious, and puts said chair upside down over Nerdles limp body before sitting on it -
Nen: -collapses laughing-
Nargul: -walks into room, surveys scene, then walks back out again shaking head sadly-
0o0o End Flashback 0o0o
Damona: So heres chapter.... -counts on fingers- DAMN, WE GOT A LOT OF CHAPTERS! here's chapter eight!
Chapter Eight: The Legand Of Sporky
The sun was just setting over the horizon when Nen managed to pry the random guy off of her to go and find Damona and Sokka, who were holding hands when she did find them.
"What the hell?" Nen somehow forced from her air hole, not able to hide the disgust on her face. Damona giggled. Sokka hit his head repeatedly; he may have liked her, for reasons beyond his comprehension (A/N Damona: -cough-Nar-cough-cough- Nargul: heh heh heh....) but Damona still anoyed the hell out of him.
"Hey, where's Nar?" Damona asked, finally realizing the red head wasn't there, mainly because Josh hadn't left Nargul's side since they landed there and he insulted and hit Damona whenever near.
Nen paled. "She's not with you?" Damona shook her head.
0o0o
"For the love of God, could you at the very least stop making out while you're my hostage?" Zuko yelled, throwing multiple fireballs at the caves' dank wall. Josh cackled like a hyenia (A/N Damona: I just finally made the connection between Joshes laugh and an animal: he sounds like a fucking hyenia! Nen: heh heh...) and Nargul just rolled her eyes and ran long slender fingers through her auburn hair. Just then Aang and Katara rounded the corner giggling, then stopped dead in their tracks, eyes wide, when they saw Nargul and Josh in the (bamboo!) cage.
0o0o
"Where the hell are they?" Nen yelled frustratedly, pacing back and forth in a small clearing. Just then Damona ran out from where she was hiding behind Appa, screaming " CAN'T YOU SEE? THEY'RE PICKING US OFF ONE BY ONE!"
Nen rolled her eyes and turned to Sokka, “Can't you control your girlfriend?" Sokka gave her a look that clearly said 'how many years have you known her? yea right, control her...that's the monkey with the symbols in her heads' job.' Nen nodded her head in understanding, then plopped down on the ground and started braiding her hair.
"....I like braids....," Damona's muffled voice came from somewhere above them in one of the huge, gnarled, ancient oak trees that surrounded the clearing.
"Well, good for you then!"
"Really?" Nen rolled her eyes. Sokka shook his head sadly, and Damona fell out of her tree (A/N in more ways than one....) and crawled over to Sokka to cuddle more. They had been doing that a lot in the past few hours; it gave Nen the overwhelming urge to set them both on fire...
Damona then pulled out of Sokka's grasp and crawled over a few feet to start a fire, grabbing a few of Joshes shoes from seemingly nowhere to fuel it. Sokka winced, but no one seemed to take any notice.
"And now....," Damona said, giving another of her slightly psychotic, cerial-killer like grin as Nen flicked the back of her head," to tell the legend of the legendary Sporky, the one Spork to rule them all..." Sokka discretely twirled a finger around his head in an insane motion.
"...and in the darkness, bind them..."
"Huh?"
"Better not to ask," Nen said wisely.
"No, really, this sounds like something boring enough to put me to sleep..." Nen laughed and Damona growled.
"Well...," Nen started, finally finishing braiding her dark, shoulder length hair and lying down on her stomach," Sporky is kind of a legend among the children of Mioushi. That's what us Marauders were searching for when we ran into you-"
"Sporky is THE most powerful doomsday device ever! It has the power to control the hair color of everyone on the planet! Just IMAGINE what we could do to Mel!" Damona interupted excitedly.
"And...," Nen said, emerald eyes shining in sheer joy of the thought," you can eat a kick-ass amount of macoronni, pudding, and just about any other spork consumed good with it."
Sokka raised an eyebrow. "Sounds absolutely amazing. I mean WOW. Really."
"Glad you see it our way!" Damona said, draping an arm over Sokka's shoulder. Sokka rolled his eyes, and Nen screamed, grabbed a stick, stuck it into the fire, and proceeded to chase a screaming pair of Sokka and Damona into a dark, wet cave.
0o0o
"Wow....kinky!" Nen said delightedly after her, Sokka, and Damona had been thrown into the bamboo cage that held the rest of the group. Nargul stuck her tongue out and pushed Joshes arm off her shoulder.
"Now, I don't want any of you trying to escape while I get my firebenders!" Zuko commanded as he stalked of.
"Man, is he stupid or what!" Josh cackled. Damona agreed as she threw a fiery punch at one of the poles of the cage, and Nargul and Katara proceeded to put it out with some waterbending so the rest could climb through the hole.
"Well, now that that's done!" Aang beamed," we can continue with our journey!"
"To find the legendary Sporky of the legendary lengend of the legend of Sporky!" Nen, Damona, and Nargul blurted out at the same time to receive odd looks from everyone else.
"Well....I guess that too....," Katara said doubtfully.
"Huffah!" (A/N Nargul: you know; Robin Hood's word noise thing of victory in that one Robin Hood movie?) Damona, Nargul, and Nen yelled victoriously, once again, in unison. They received more odd looks as the rest of the group began edging away slowly.
0o0o
"Just hold on, there's one more thing I have to do before we leave," Damona yelled over her shoulder while running towards Cearoke.
0o0o
"My town!" Josh screamed while flying away from the melted mass of chocolate goo that had once been Cearoke and attempting to strangle Damona. Sokka vaguley attempted to stop him from murdering Damona, to no avail as of yet, Nen just sat there laughing her ass off, and Nargul's face had turned as red as her hair all the way up to her roots; she FUCKING BURNED her boyfriends town down!
0o0o
Nen: Wow...that was short
Damona: -puts Nargul in front of her to protect her from the tomatoes the readers are surely throwing at them- but on the plus side (Nargul: -gets hit in the face with a pear- OW!) we reaveled an important part of the Marauder's journey!
Nargul: AND we're planning a sequel!
Nen: Yea, so tell us in a review about how much longer you want this story to be, and if you want to hear of Damona's demented past in this story or the next!
Damona: and as always, please review (or else!) and suggestions are always warmly welcomed!
Nargul: Wow! that's alot of fucking exclamation marks!
Nen: Yea!
Damona: ...legendary Sporky of the legendary legend of the legend of Sporky...heh heh..
Nargul: ah yes, and Sporky does much more, but all shall be revealed in good time!
Nen, Mona, and Nar: Huffah!