A/N: Um...yey! More slashyness but no detail, sorry. Is that it? Yep, that's it.
Once Upon a Shoddy Apartment in London - Chapter 3, Neko the Slash Queen kidnaps Legolas and makes him do naughty things!
"Huzzah!" cried the young woman, who was being ignored. "I am Neko, the Slash Queen of North London and I come with a message to all who wish to hear it! Kill all Mary-Sue's, follow my example! Huzzah!" And with that, the strange young woman left. The fellowship all stopped making out with each other.
"Now I know why we are here!" Cried Gandalf, wiping his mouth clean since he had been kissing Gimli (ewww! Who'd wanna kiss a dwarf?!?) "We must fight against this new evil, the evil of the Mary-Sue's, else, they will take over this world and I wont get to see Star Wars Episode three!" Looking around, Gandalf added "and we must save Legolas from his fate at the hands of Neko!" And with that, they all marched out of the shoddy apartment and down the road.
"Huzzah!" cried Gandalf, because he hadn't used that word yet. Then they all carried on walking.
An hour later they returned to the shoddy apartment to find an army of Mary-Sue's waiting for them on the doorstep (how that many Mary-Sue's fit on the doorstep I don't know!) and a bloody battle ensued. All the Mary-Sue's died and everyone was very happy because they didn't have to fall in love with random people they had never met before in their lives!
Meanwhile, in some random pyramid in Egypt, Neko was busy *ahem* torturing Legolas. In reality, she had somehow managed, with the help of some ancient Egyptian magic, to transport a selection of the hottest elves from Middle-Earth, including Elrohir, Elladan, Haldir (who was not dead) and several other random elves who she thought looked hot when looking into her crystal ball (TV set with DVD player attached, playing the Special Extended DVD Edition of The Fellowship of the Ring - again, don't ask how in the middle of a pyramid in Egypt without electricity.)
The elves in question (Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir and random hot elves) were busy going at it while Neko was trying desperately to fix her TV, which, during certain 'activities' from Legolas and Elrohir, had been knocked over and had broken.
Harry Potter was asleep in his bed next to Draco Malfoy as they had had a visit from the Slash Queen earlier on in the day and were now exhausted.
