Fan Fiction ❯ Poetry: The Ugly Sinful life of a Littlepooh! ❯ The Ugly Sinful life of a Littlepooh! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The Ugly Sinful Life of a Littlepooh.

KILL THE SLAGS!

Burn the sluts!

I want red lipstick? I think not!

Because I am me, stripy tights and all,

Vampire? Wishful thinking!

Yep, you bet, a freak through and through!

Or haven't you heard?

I fell in love with a beautiful stranger!

Da da dad dad dad dddad!

Why Thankyou gay English teacher!

I think I am good actually!

Huh? My assignment?

Suicidal? MOI?

Tee hee, want to see the razor?

Oh shit,

Interview with head of school,

Always look on the bright side of life!

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it,

What I look like a hippy cross-legged and brushing my hair?

Or is this just a piss take of my Steve Vai music?

Hmmm…

Die school, burn in hell!

Huh?

BURN THE SLAGS!

Kill the sluts!

Oh yeah, that's me,

Ugly,

Sinful,

Life of a littlepooh!