Fan Fiction ❯ Rain of Blood ❯ Homunculus and a Womanizer ( Chapter 4 )

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By: Pika189

Title: Rain of Blood

Author: the ultimate SoBe Master

Chapter 4: Homunculus and a Womanizer

Email: mightysobe745_8@yahoo.com

Category: Crossover

John: Well, yet another match of the Rain of Blood tournament is about to begin! This time, it's gonna be a bit different!

Bill: That's right, John! There's gonna be a homunculus!!

John: Right, Bill! This looks to be a pretty good one! It's Lust vs. …

Bill: … Wolfwood!!!

The crowd went wild as a beautiful woman with flowing black hair in a black dress slowly walked out onto the arena. However, a few minutes went by, and Wolfwood had still not made his entrance.

Bill: Wolfwood better hurry up, or he'll forfeit the match!

Suddenly, a tall man in a black suit wearing a pair of black shades walked out onto the arena. He was smoking a cigarette, and he was carrying what appeared to be a cross wrapped entirely in cloth bindings on his back. He stopped about ten or so feet from Lust.

Lust: *almost seductively* So, the clown finely decided to show up.

Wolfwood: *flicks his cigarette onto the ground and crushes it under his boot* I'm no clown, Gorgeous. I'm a priest! And I shall have to beat you, even if you are a girl.

Lust: I am not a girl! I am a woman, and a homunculus!!! You mere human haven't the slightest chance of beating me!!!

Wolfwood: Hey now, don't get feisty! *sets his cross down so it sturdily stands upright*

Wolfwood charges Lust, throwing his shades to the ground. As he neared her, he put his fists up. When he shot his fist forward, aiming to strike Lust in the face, she moved to the left and hit Wolfwood in the gut. He stumbled back a couple of feet, then shot forward and continued trying to land a hit on Lust, all attempts proving futile.

Lust: I told you, Human, you can't defeat me! *lands another punch to Wolfwood's gut*

Wolfwood: *spits blood* You're better than I thought. Hell, you're a lot better than I had thought! However, can you take my secret weapon?! *makes a run for his “cross”*

Lust: This should prove interesting. I shall let the human play his little game, then I'll finish it!

Wolfwood: Let's see how you like this! *pulls one of the straps that keep the “cross” bound*

The other leather straps instantly come undone, all six of them, one by one. Once all the straps had come undone, the bindings fell to the ground, revealing a large, gray, steel cross with a hole in the center of the part where the two parts cross. Lining the shorter piece of the cross were 16 9mm pistols. He grabbed the two of the pistols and started firing at Lust. When they had run out of ammo, he threw them to the side and grabbed the next two. Lust was merely standing there, and nearly every bullet was hitting her, yet they weren't even fazing her. When all the pistols were out of ammo, he threw the last two to the ground and looked at Lust.

Lust: *pulls a bullet from her shoulder, throws it aside, and grins maliciously* Is that all you've got? If that's all, then you're pathetic!

Wolfwood: *gasps* No way!

Lust: Well, are you done playing around human?

Wolfwood: No way! I've still got more! *grabs his cross and hoists it up like a gun, aiming at Lust*

Wolfwood started firing the machine gun that was his cross. Once again, every bullet was hitting Lust, yet she still wasn't going down. In fact, she was smiling. After the dust clears, Wolfwood notices that Lust is still standing. Getting angry, he aims the butt of the machine gun at her and fires a rocket. Again, it's a direct hit.

Lust: *stumbles back slightly, but is still standing* Hmm, still not enough to bring me down. I guess you just aren't strong enough. *cackles*

Wolfwood: Not strong enough my ass! *charges at Lust and jump kicks her, sending her slamming to the ground*

Bill: Oh, that's gotta hurt!

Lust: *gets to her feet* How dare you even touch me! *runs at Wolfwood and pushes him hard at the wall, then uses her blade-like extendable fingers to pin him to the it, then slowly makes her way to him* Hehehe, not so tough now, are you human?! *retracts her fingers*

Wolfwood: *gasps as blood starts spewing from his shoulders and gut* Y-you…bitch…*coughs up blood*

Lust: Hmm, still standing. I shall have to finish this now then… *points one of her fingers at Wolfwood's forehead, then sends it piercing through it, then retracts it again*

Wolfwood: *falls to the ground*

Bill: Well, we've had our first fatality so far in this tournament, pretty early in it too! Tira almost died, but she managed to hang on, if only by a mere thread.

The Crowd: *gasps*

John: But don't worry, folks. He shall regenerate shortly.

Lust: *mutters a “damnit” as she makes her exit*

Bill: Well, until next time, catch ya later!

A/N: Well, what'd ya thing? Good? Bad? So-so? As always, R&R, and try to include some more requests in your reviews!