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Reenactment

The Amanda Show

Disclaimer: I do not own TT or the Amanda Show. I only own what I own.

K9, Phaung, Firey, and Horse are huddled at the computer again. Starfire and the boys are playing video games. Raven is reading another book. K9 grabs a newly printed piece of paper from the printer and Phaung sounds an alarm.

Phaung: It's time for the Amanda Show reenactment!

Firey: One of the greatest comedy shows eva!

Horse: Woohoo!

K9: Kay here's the casting!

Starfire: Amanda

BB: Drake

K9: Pennelope

Cyborg: Security gaurd

Firey, Horse, Phaung, Robin, Raven: Other Actors/Actresses.

K9: I can live with this!

Phaung: Starfire, your going to need to speak normally for this.

Starfire: Kay.

Phaung: Great! *starts Amanda Show music*

Starfire: *runs out onto stage* Hi my name's Amanda and I own a lion!

Audience: *cheers*

Starfire: Kay now today on The Amanda Show-

Beast Boy: *runs in* AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starfire: What now?

Beast Boy: The lobsters are crazy! Look! *points at TV screen thingy*

Lobsters (on TV): *drinking tea*

Starfire: My gosh they ARE crazy. I'm gonna go fix the problem! *runs to the room the lobsters are in and whacks them*

Lobsters: o_______________________0

Starfire: Kay I'll be back in a sec to do stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~*~

First Skit: People Place

Starfire: *at desk thingy*

Horse: *walks in dressed up as a little kid*

Starfire: Hello and welcome to the people place!

Horse: HIYA!!!!

Starfire: And what brings you here?

Horse: I'm getting a bithday present for my friend!

Starfire: Great! We have glorious grandparents for sale.

Horse: She doesn't like old people. . .

Grandparents: HEY!

Starfire: What about a little brother or sister?

Horse: She's got enough of those, trust me.

Starfire: Well we just got in these wonderful stupid people. . .

Horse: Sweet!!!!!

Starfire: Yes, here they are. They're dumb as posts! Let me demostrate, what are your names?

Robin: Potato!

Phaung: 27!

Firey: H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horse: Oh. . . I'll take dat one! *points at Robin*

Robin: Tomato!

Starfire: Would you like him gift-wrapped?

Horse: Yeah!

Starfire: *sticks a bow on Robin's head*

Robin: Cheese!

Starfire: That will be five dollars.

Horse: *hands Starfire a five*

Starfire: Thank you for coming!

Horse: Welcome! *drags Robin out of the People Place*

Beast Boy: *walks in*

Starfire: Hello and welcome to the people place!

Beast Boy: *walks in*

Starfire: Welcome to the people place! How may I help you?

Beast Boy: My mom sent me here to get a grandparent for her.

Starfire: Great. What you like a grandmother or grandfather?

Beast Boy: *thinks* Grandma.

Starfire: Okay then. *grabs a random grandma* Would you like that gift-wrapped?

Beast Boy: No.

Starfire: That'll be three dollars.

Beast Boy: *hands Starfire three dollars and leaves*

~*~

Pennelope:

K9: Must meet Amanda. . . please.

Horse: Hey Pennelope. . .

K9: WHAT Preston? Please.

Horse: Will you make me a sandwich?

K9: NO! Now you must help me with this dog please. I will use it to get into the Amanda Show. . . please.

Horse: But what about-

K9: SILENCE PLEASE! The guard means nothing to me please. *to dog* Sniff your way into the Amanda show. . . please.

Dog: *leads them into the studio*

Cyborg: HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K9: RUN FOR IT! Please.

~*~

Phone tag:

Raven: *sits on couch and dials phone number into the phone*

Cyborg: *his phone rings* I WISH THERE WERE NO SUCH THING AS CHILDREN! *answers phone* Hello?

Raven: This is the police. You are under arrested for steal a slorborognafo.

Cyborg: But I've never heard of a slorborragnaforwhasit. . .

Raven: SILENCE!

Cyborg: But-

Raven: SILENCE!

Cyborg: Yes ma'am.

Raven: Hello?

Cyborg: Hello?

Raven: Congratulations!! You have won a cheese-mobile!

Cyborg: But I don't like cheese!

Raven: When should we deliver your prize?

Cyborg: But I don't like cheese! It gives me hives!

Raven: *operator voice* Please state your name, address, and dog.

Cyborg: What happened to the cheese? And I don't own a dog!

Raven: Because you steal!

Cyborg: But I'm to old to steal!!!!! And I don't own a dog! And whats a cheese-mobile? And a slorboragnathingy. . . WHO ARE YOU!?

Raven: *hangs up*

~*~

K9: Kay that's all for today!

TT: Yay!

Phaung: More torture next chappie!

TT: DARN!

Firey: Horse what's next chappie bout?

Horse: Hmm. . . *looks at schedule* next chappie is Whose Line is it Anyway? As suggested by us!!!!!!!!

All Hostesses: Stick around!