Fan Fiction ❯ Reenactment ❯ Jeopardy ( Chapter 6 )

Reenactment

Jeopardy

K9's note: Yup I'm makin a comeback! I got a review sayin that I didn't do Whose Line is it Anyway? And I was ike OH MY GOSH!!!!!! And I read a TT Jeopardy thing which got me pumped so I'll be adding a few more chapters!! Aren't you all just so happy?

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K9: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

TT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Phaung: We get to do game shows now!!!!!

BB: Do we get to keep the money we win?

K9: No you'll be giving it to me.

BB: DARN IT!!!!!!

Starfire: What joyous gameshow shall we be playing today?

K9: Jeopardy!!!! *gets out clipboard* And here are your parts!!!!

Host: Cyborg

Contestants: Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire

Phaung: Robin, you'll get to help!!!

Robin: How?

K9: Be our lackey!

Robin: I don't like the sound of that…

K9: Let's start!!!

In a flash of light the studio becomes the Jeopardy stage, and Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire are in place.

Cyborg: Yo peeps welcome to Jeopardy!! I'm da host G- HEY WHY DOES IT SAY GAYBORG ON MY CARD!?

Backstage K9 and Phaung are laughing their heads off.

Cyborg: *glares* I'm Cyborg. Our contestants are Raven, the gothic one.

Raven: *demonic glare*

Cyborg: And demonic one (Raven's glare intensifies) okay I'll stop… BB, the loser. DUDE YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES!!!!

BB: I WOULDN'T BE ONE TO TALK!!!!!

Cyborg: 7.7 Starfire, the… weird person…

Starfire: (thinks it's a comment) Why thank you Cyborg!

Cyborg: Uh… yeah... okay you categories are "Weird Looking People", "Villains", "Slade", "Gay people", and "Food". Raven, your first.

Raven: Gay people for $200.

Cyborg: A blue robot on the Teen Titans team… HEY WHAT IS WITH THIS!?!? FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!

BB: *hits buzzer* TOFU!!!!!!1

Cyborg: No.

Raven: *hits buzzer* Who is Cyborg?

Cyborg: Yes, but its not right! ITS NOT RIGHT I TELL YA!

K9: *walks in* HEY SLAVE!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!!! And a milkshake!!!!

Cyborg: Uh… no! *runs away*

K9: *chases him* GET BACK HERE!!!!!!1

Robin: *walks to podium* Since he's gone I guess I'll take over. Raven, please pick your category.

Raven: Slade for $500.

Robin: Batman…. What the?

BB: *buzzes in* TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin: No.

Starfire: *buzzes in* According to what I have heard from K9 many, many times. Um… What is Slade's true identity?

Robin: Yes. Wait… WHAT THE!?!?!?!

Firey: *pops in* HE IS YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?

Firey: BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!

And they fight…

Horse: *pops in and drags them both away* Fight backstage. Sheesh.

Slade: *walks in* Hello I am your new host.

Raven, BB, Starfire: Hi!

Slade: Yes. Well, Starfire pick your category.

Starfire: Villains for $300!

Slade: He is truly batman in disguise.

BB: *buzzes in* TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slade: IT IS NOT TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB: Darn.

Starfire: *buzzes in* Who is Slade?

Slade: Yes. I AM NOT BATMAN IN DISGUISE! WHO WROTE THESE THINGS!?

(Pan camera to K9 and Phaung who are eating pocky)

Slade: Well I'm not Batman.

Firey: *pops in* Yes you are!!!! BATMAN!!!! MAKE ME CHILI CHOCOALTE!!!!!!!!!

Slade: NO!!!!!! *runs*

Firey: *chases him*

Aqualad: *walks in* Um… hello… I'm the newest host now.

BB: Yo Aquadude!!!!

Aqualad: Hey BB!!! Now Star, pick your category.

Starfire: Weird Looking People for $100!

Aqualad: Another persoin other than Nightwing that needs a haircut, and badly!

BB: *buzzes in* TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aqualad: FOR THE LAST TIME IT ISN'T TOFU!!!!!!!!!

Raven: *buzzes in* Who is Aqualad?

Aqualad: Yes. Wait… WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR!?

Horse: *pops in with huge scissors in hand* It's too long for a boy!!! *snips scissors* SNIP SNIP CUT CUT!!!!!!!!

Aqualad: NO!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!!! *runs*

Horse: *runs after him*

Terra: *walks in* Hi!!! I'm yet another host!!!

BB, Starfire, Raven: IT'S THE BETRAYING CRIMINAL!!!!!!!

Terra: Um… yeah! Pick the topic Rae.

Raven: Don't call me Rae. Villains for $400.

Terra: Ugly, Betraying titan working for Slade, and possibly his daughter. Okay that makes no sense!

BB: *buzzes in* TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terra: How many times must we tell you? ITS NOT TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starfire: *buzzes in* Who is Terra?

Terra: Yes. Wait… I'm not ugly!!! And I'm not Slade's daughter!!!! I'd know id I was his daughter!!!

Phaung: *walks in* No you are too cute to be Slade's daughter!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back to my collection! (For those of you who don't know what that is, don't ask. It's a very scary thing.)

Terra: No I didn't like it there! IT was dark and there was a creep demon guy!!!

Phaung: His name is Sesshoumaru!!!! Now come!

Terra: NO!!!!!! *runs*

Phaung: COME!!!!!!!!!! *chases*

K9: *walks in* Uh… okay!! Time for the FINAL JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven: *claps sarcastically*

Starfire: *cheers*

Beast Boy: *drools thinking about tofu, then about Raven, then about Raven with tofu*

K9: Um… okay! The question is under the only category we didn't use, Food!!! Okay, the answer is: Tasteless meat substitution. You got one minute.

Jeopardy music plays.

Jeopardy music ends.

K9: Okay let's see your answers!!!! Raven, you put "The bad tsting stuff BB loves too much" that's right, but not in the right form! So I'll give you half credit! You waged all your money, so I add half of what you waged to your score! You have $450!!!! Starfire, you put "queblogs" I have no idea what that is!! So you don't get it! You waged "200 hebcacks" and I have no idea what that is either!!!!

Starfire: It is the currency on my planet. It is equal to 400 Earth dollars.

K9: Okay then I deduct that from your score! You get $400!!!! Beast Boy, you put "TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!" and yes, you got it right!!! (bells sound in the background) but you have no money! Whatever you waged, I'll put that down as your score. You waged "TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So…. You win with tofu!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB: YEAH GO TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does his victory dance*

Raven: Why does he win?

K9: Because food is international money. Ya can't fight that.

Raven: Okay…

K9: *waves to audience* Okay guys, that's all we have for today!!! See us next time when we reenact Whose Line is it Anyway?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!