Fan Fiction ❯ Reenactment ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: K9andCo

Reenactment

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or Whose Line is it Anyway?

Note: If you read Crossover Sleepover then you already know this: Horse was kicked out of K9 and Co so instead of her, Moki will be joining us!

After a very long wait, we once again view the tv studio where the Teen Titans are scattered about doing separate things, and the four authoresses are sitting in a circle contemplating what to do next.

K9: OKAY! ON 3! 1 2 3-

All 4: BREAK! *break apart and make suspicious evil poses*

TT: o_0

K9: *pulls out a new cilpboard* We're playing Whose Line today!

TT: Yay?

Moki: YES YAY!

FireY: WHOSE LINE IS THE GREATEST!

Phaung: YEAH!

K9: So roleness, here it be:

Drew Carey: Cyborg

Four participants: Robin, Raven, Starfire, Beast Boy

K9: Let's start! NOW!

The four authoresses snap their fingers and suddenly the Teen Titans are scattered about a mock Whose Line stage in their rightful places.

Cyborg: Uhhh….

Moki: PSSSSSSSST! START!

Cyborg: Okay then… Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The improv game show that isn't rehearsed! Here are our contestants... Control Freak and Obsesser of anything dead *coughsladeisdeadcough* Robin!

Robin: ………… Must catch Slade. *growls*

Nat: (suddenly pops up in the audience) YOU ROCK ROBIN! (pops out)

Cyborg: The alien freakazoid that is currently scaring me right now, Starfire!

Starfire: (not paying attention and growling at Nat)

Cyborg: ………yeah. The man who sucks at video games, BB!

BB: *didn't realized that Cyborg dissed him and is raising his eyebrows up and down in a seductive manner at the camera*

Cyborg: I'm surrounded by freaks.

BB: *still hasn't noticed*

Cyborg: Okay moving on! And our last contestant, the goth chick Raven!

Raven: *bolts from chair* I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Audience and Stage and Backstage: o_0

Raven: *blushes embarrasedly and sits back down*

Cyborg: …that was random… and out of character… Getting back on topic now! Our first game is Scenes from a hat! I'll pick out scenes our audience members wrote down

On slips of paper randomly and ya'll have to make stuff up for `em. Go. Our first scene is… (pulls out a pink hat) HEY! WHO GAVE ME A PINK HAT!?

(pan camera to Jinx who is wearing an I (heart) Cyborg T-shirt and blowing kisses)

Cyborg: … *is so shocked he can't say anything*

((A/N: K9: *running around waving her pretty C/J flag with lots of anti-C/J-ists chasing her*))

Phaung: *walks in and kicks Cyborg* GO ON WITH THE SHOW!

Cyborg: YEOW!

Phaung: Yup he's awake! *skips out triumphantly*

Cyborg: *half blushing, half trying to get the picture out of his mind* Okay first scene is… Things Robin would do if he loved Nat the authoress…. What the hell!? NAT!

Nat: HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *laughs insanely in the audience*

Starfire: *walks up madly* *makes a Robinish voce* TO HELL WITH NAT. *walks back*

All others: o_0

Starfire: What?

Cyborg: (scaredly) Okay thennnn… *pushes buzzer* next topic… Fun Things to put on a T-shirt.

BB: *walks up* Face it. You dig me. *walks back*

Raven: *rolls eyes*

BB: *still making seductive eyebrow motions at the camera*

Raven: *walks up* Forget the sports game, I'm going to go to the café. *walks back*

Robin: *walks up* MUST CATCH SLADE. *walks back*

Cyborg: *pushes buzzer* Things the Teen Titans do in their free time.

Robin: *walks up* MUST CATCH SLADE.

Cyborg: Ya'know, you can shut up now.

Robin: *growls as he returns to his spot*

Starfire: *walks up* HiHi! I'm Raven and I like fluffy pink thin- *gets shocked by Raven and can no longer move*

Robin: NO STARFIRE! *hugs her in hoping that she will move once more*

Cyborg: Starfire is very out of character today…

(Pan Camera to the authoresses backstage playing cards.

All: THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUN!)

Robin: *glares at Raven as he strokes Starfire's hair*

Raven: *grins evilly*

BB: *STILL making seductive eyebrow motions at the camera*

Raven: *walks up* My name is Beast Boy. And I actually have a brain! *walks back*

BB: *suddenly snaps out of it* HEY! *walks up* My name is Raven and I destroy all books alive!

Raven: First of all, books don't live, they're inatimate. Second of all that wasn't threatening.

BB: …meanie.

Cyborg: *pushes buzzer twice* Okay! Let's move onto the next game… that's a thou points for each of ya, `cept Robin who WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT FREAKIN' SLADE!

Robin: *hasn't sat down with BB and Rae yet and is still hugging Starfire and stroking her hair and saying reassuring things quietly into her ear*

Cyborg: *blinks*

Raven and BB: *blink*

Audience: *blinks*

Authoresses: *snicker*

Cyborg: Raven can you do something about this?

Raven: Fine. *enables Starfire to move again*

Starfire: *blinks* Robin, why are you hugging me, stroking my hair, and saying reassuring things into my ear?

Robin: SHE'S ALIVE! *hugs tightly*

Starfire: *hugs tightly back* I am glad to see you too friend Robin!

Robin: Starfire… Can't… breath…

Starfire: Oops! *let's go*

Robin: *collapses*

Starfire: *picks up Robin and carries him back to his seat*

Cyborg: Well that was… intresting… Anyway our next game is Party Quirks. Beast Boy will be hosting a party, and the other three will be giving roles to play that he must guess.

Raven: We'll be playing this for a LONG TIME.

BB: HEY!

Cyborg: JUST START ALREADY!

(So it Starts)

BB: *pretending to look in a mirror* You looking gewwwwwwwwwwwwwd tonight!

(DING DONG!)

BB: *pretending to open the door* Yo man! Come on in!

Robin: (Obsessive Hairdresser) (somewhat gayish voice) *gasp* Oh my that hair will JUST NOT DO. *gets out pretend scissors and pretends to cut Beast Boy's hair*

BB: Dude! Lay off! *pushes Robin away*

(DING DONG)

BB: *pretending to open the door* Yo dudette!

Starfire: (Pizza Delivering Truck Driver) Yeah I got an order for 10 large pizzas-

Raven: (Fat Dude) I'll take that... *pretends to take pizzas from Star, pretends to hand some money to her, and walks slowly away*

Starfire: Nice doin' business with ya. *nods and turns to Beast Boy* Sorry, ran over your tree. But it was dieing anyway.

Robin: *looks at Raven* GAYASP, that hair just DOESN'T go with that figure, no, no, no. *pretends to cut her hair*

Raven: Whose figure you makin fun of skinny boy?

Nat: *from audience* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH GO ROBIN!

All: SHUT UP!

Starfire: I'm gonna go drive over that annoying girl now… *pretends to walk out*

BB: No man stop runnig over stuff with your truck!

(BUZZ, Starfire sits down)

Robin: *gasping as he walks towards Cyborg* MY OH MY, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BALD SPOT! *pretends to shape up a wig on Cyborg's head*

Cyborg: Yo- wha- WHAT THE HECK!? WHAT YOU SAY TO ME!

BB: *trying to pull Robin away* You need to retire. Hairdressing is killing you.

(BUZZ, Robin sits down)

Raven: *eating*

BB: Uh… Obsessive eating disorder?

Cyborg: No.

BB: Pizza liking?

Cyborg: No.

BB: Fat Dude?

(BUZZ)

Raven: (while walking back with BB) Maybe you DO have a brain…

BB: Shut up. I take that as an insult.

Cyborg: I'm just gonna skip the comment and go onto the next game. It's Question's only ((A/N: Don't kill me, I don't know the real title)). It's for… uh… *does the eeny meeny miney mo thing* Robin and Raven. You'll be stuck in a… AUDIENCE PEOPLE SHOUT OUT RANDOM PLACES SO I CAN PICK ONE!

(Audience does so)

Cyborg: …No Nat. We're not doing it in your bedroom so that you can attack Robin.

Nat: YOU SUCK!

Cyborg: We'll do... mattress store. Yeah. You're in a mattress store. You can only speak in questions, and if one of you can't or doesn't say a question, BB or Star will switch places with you. Start.

Robin: Are you gonna by the Serta?

Raven: Must I?

Robin: Should you?

Raven: I don't know, why don't you?

Robin: Because… … … …

(BUZZ, Robin switches with Starfire)

Raven: Who are you?

Starfire: Who are you?

Raven: Can you tell me first?

Starfire: Later, could you alert a clerk for me so I can ask about this mattress?

Raven: Aren't you the clerk?

Starfire: Isn't the clerk at the desk?

Raven: Why don't you go check?

Starfire: Could you please?

Raven: Sure-

(BUZZ, Raven switches with BB)

Starfire: Are you the clerk?

BB: No.

(BUZZ, Raven and BB switch)

Raven: Could you help me?

Starfire: Couldn't you ask the clerk?

Raven: Can you help me anyway?

Starfire: What is it you need help with?

Raven: What matress is better?

Starfire: I think it's-

(BUZZ, Starfire and Robin switch)

Raven: Could YOU answer my question?

Robin: Which do you like betteR?

Raven: That's why I'm asking you!

(BUZZ, BB and Raven switch)

BB: Wanna go grab some lunch?

Robin: Sure.

(BUZZ BUZZ)

Cyborg: Well, that was a random end, B…

BB: YEAH!

Cyborg: So you only get 1 point.

BB: HEY! RANDOMNESS IS A GOOD QUALITY!

Random Author/esses from around FFN, MM, and other places: *pop up* YEAH! *pop out*

BB: SEE!?

Cyborg: Whatever! We'll return with the winner after this commercial break.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE HIFS)

Turtle: GO HIFS!

Andissimo: *pops up dressed as Hiffy the Elephant* YEAH!

Turtle: I GOT A LAMPSHADE ON MY HEAD!

Andissimo: WHICH ROCKS!

Turtle: YEAH! HIF PRIDE!

Andissimo: We're the best thing since sliced bread!

Turtle: IF YOU'RE NOT A HIF, YOU'RE A CRAPBUTTFACE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT NOW YOU CRAPBUTTFACE!

(END SPONSER'S HIFFY COMMERCIAL)

Nat: Support the yaoi! We have a right to read and/or write it! AND THEY SHAN'T BAN GAY MARRAIGES!

K9: NO! *tackles Nat*

(END NAT'S POINTLESS COMMERCIAL)

SR23: THEY NEED MORE KND LEMONS, DAMNIT!

Moki: No. Just NO.

SR23: SHUT UP!

(END SR23'S FREAKISH COMMERCIAL)

JJ: … I was forced to do this…

K9: Forcing is fun.

JJ: Shut up.

(END JJ'S FORCED COMMERCIAL)

Phaung: *fast asleep*

Moki: *runs to Phaung* WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! *pushes*

Phaung: WHA!? HUH!? Uh… *falls back to sleep*

(Pan camera to Firey)

Firey: Don't be lazy, be hyper! K9 and Co, working to save the world from the people we hate!

(END K9 AND CO'S AWESOMENESS COMMERCIAL)

Cyborg: (out of his chair and on the stage with BB, Raven, and Starfire) We're back! And the winner is…. ROBIN!

Nat: *pops up again* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO ROBIN! *jumps out of the audience and glomps Robin*

Robin: (In Cy's chair) Can't… breath… need… Oxygen… *passes out*

Nat: Awwwwwwww shoot…

K9: *pops up* *zaps Robin back to life* *pops out*

Nat: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cyborg: Anyway, we're doing the HOEDOWN!

Everyone in the world: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cyborg: Audience, shout out random things for us to sing about!

(Audience does so)

Cyborg: Okay… we'll do… Fighting… Crap?

SR23: *cackles evilly in the audience*

Cyborg: Well, start then!

(Hoedown music starts)

BB: Well in Titans Tower you always hope for peace, but then Starfire unleashes fuzzy mold on the house that's evil like your… neice! So it's our freakin' job to get rid of it as it tries to kill us all, and it's hard to destroy when it's squishy and not-so-tall!

Cyborg: Robin is a freakazoid, he's still obsessed with Slade, even though we all know he's dead, meaning no more weird S-blades. But Still he fight ghost Slade things, he's really really stupid. So now we have to hurt him, cuz he's really freaked-ed-ed!

(Robin here yells MUST CATCH SLADE! At Cyborg)

Raven: Fighting crap is not so hard, my teammates are merely idiots. Beast Boy is this biggest one, always asking “What's it?” But now my father won't stop attacking me, it's really really annoying. Maybe Beast Boy will get a brain and kill him, I'll be saved from one just as annoying.

Starfire: Nat is such a freak, attacking my poor Robin. I have to now fight to save him, just like my old friend Bobbin. So zap, zap, zap, I hurt her, she much more worse than my sister. Instead of trying to to steal him, Blackfire just tried to kill I, Starfire.

All: Kill I, Starfirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

(Hoedown music ends)

Nat: I RESENT THAT!

Robin: *bolts up, sending Nat flying away* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STARFIRE WINS! *runs to her and hugs her*

Starfire: ^-^ *sticks toungue out at Nat*

Nat: *growls*

K9: *runs out onto the stage* HEY ALL!

Audience: *cheers*

Moki: *runs out too* That's all for Whose Line!

Audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Phaung: *runs out* But we've got other ideas!

Audience: *cheers*

Firey: *runs out* No not really!

Audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

K9: So send us some requests!

Moki: It'll send away those tears!

Phaung: This rhyming is annoying.

Firey: Yeah we need to stop.

Moki: So tune in next time!

K9: EVERYTHING SHALL GO POP!

~*~

Send us requests for new chapters! Nat, don't kill me. You have no right too!

Fr those of you that were comfused with the end rhyme, it was like the hoedown. The first part was “Hey All, that's all for Whose line, but we've got other ideas!” 2nd: “No not really, so send us some requests, It'll send away all those tears!” 3rd: “This rhyming is annoying, yeah we need to stop.” 4th: “So tune in next time, EVERYTHING SHALL GO POP!”

REVIEW!