Fan Fiction ❯ Simple and Clean ❯ Shocking Train Trip ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, as they belong to J.K. Rowling. I do however own the two Ocs in this fic. Woohoo go me. Also, the opening lyrics do not belong to me. None of them.

Author's Note: It's Harry's final year at Hogwarts and everyone is trying to continue on with their lives after the recent death of Voldemort. Whoever, everyone is also in for a few more surprises before they graduate, especially when Harry finds himself dangerously attracted to his childhood nemesis while being voted Most Attractive Boy in Hogwarts, Hermione and Ron elope, and a vampire arrives to be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher! WARNING! Contains slash. Lots of slash, especially in later chapters. Mu ha ha ha.

::bla bla bla:: thoughts

:::bla bla bla::: song lyrics

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:::You're giving me too many things:::

:::Lately you're all I need:::

:::You smiled at me and said,:::

:::Don't get me wrong I love you:::

:::But does that mean I have to meet your father?:::

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Draco Malfoy felt like shit. There was no other way to describe it. Here he was, a seventeen-year old boy who was the heir to one of the wealthiest families in the Magic world, and could have any witch or wizard for his own perverse pleasures, but what was he doing? Sitting in a train compartment listening to his "friends" talking about their summers. Looking out the window of the Hogwarts Express while munching on a chocolate frog he sighed inwardly. ::This is so boring, why am I even here? I think I'll go out into the corridor for a quick "walk". Also known as my yearly train taunting of Potter. Mu ha ha ha. I love being evil.::

Smirking, he stood and moved past his fellow Slytherins to the door. Ignoring their complaints completely he opened the sliding door and walked into the corridor. Brushing past a couple of Hufflepuff third years who were in his way while casting them his death-promising glare, Draco walked calmly towards the back of the train. Otherwise designated as "Harry Potter and Friends Territory." ::I mean really. They might as well put up a sign saying "Gryffindor Section."::

Sure enough, in the second to last compartment on the left hand side of the train the blonde's sensitive ears could pick out the sound of laughter that only came from one wizard at Hogwarts. Ron Weasley. And where the was the Weasel, there was the Wonder Boy, also known as Draco's Prey. Smirk widening, he strolled over towards the door and was about to pull open the door dramatically when what he saw in the window stopped in dead in his tracts. (a/n: You know how the train in the movies have those little windows on the doors so you can see inside the compartments? That's what Draco's looking through.)

Sitting in exactly the same seat as he had been, was his child hood rival, except he wasn't paying attention to his friends. In fact, Harry looked like he was in much of the same predicament that Draco himself had been in only moments before. ::Wow, who would have known that Wonder Boy would tire of his beloved friends. Sucks for him. He should have been friends with ME! He gets what he deserves. Stupid git.::

Draco's thoughts were interrupted when Harry himself turned his emerald eyes from the window to look directly into his silver ones. Both boys raised their eyebrows while looking at one another through the glass before the blond raised his hand in a "come here" gesture. Looking somewhat suspicious, Harry got up from his seat and walked to the door, making excuses to his friends that were muted to Draco. Stepping away quickly from the door as it slid open so that he was not revealed to the Gryffindors, the Slytherin leaned casually against the wall as he waited for Harry to close the door shut again. ::He he he, that was easy. Now, to get to the fun part.::

Harry frowned as he also moved away from the door to stand directly in front of Draco, giving the blond a good view of him. And what a view that was! Silver eyes widened momentarily as Draco took in the sight of the boy before him. Harry was now about an inch taller than himself, with a light tan spreading across his face and his arms, which were well muscled. ::Wow...he's grown. He's kinda hot too. Ah! What am I thinking?! Draco mentally slapped himself. This is Harry Potter!! The Boy-Who-Lived! The Vanquisher of the Dark Lord! The reason Dad is in Azkaban! Wait, no, that's a good thing. And who would have thought that the gangly Wonder Boy could turn into the ultimate Sex God! He's absolutely drool-able!::

The Slytherin's thoughts were once again interrupted by Harry as he loudly cleared his throat. "See something you like Malfoy?" he asked sarcastically as he practically spit out the boy's surname.

Draco snorted. "You wish Potter. You should be more grateful, you know. I could have humiliated you in front of your precious friends, but I chose not to."

"Oh, how kind of you Malfoy. I am forever in your debt," said Harry, his voice dripping in sarcasm.

"Yes, I thought it was a merciful move on my part as well," replied Draco smoothly, trying to not sound fazed by the animosity between the two of them. ::How come we hate each other again? He's so shag-alisous, why can't we just be friends so I can get him alone? Gah! Bad brain! No more bad thoughts!::

"Your definition of mercy is warped, Malfoy. Listen, if the reason why you called me out here was to brag about how merciful you are, I might as well go back inside," said Harry while turning his back to Draco and walking back towards his compartment.

"No! Wait, I mean...that's not why I asked you to come out here," stuttered the confused blond.

Harry raised his eyebrow as he turned back around to face Draco once again.

Draco blushed lightly. "What I meant to say earlier is, how about we not try to kill each other every other day this year. It's very childish and pointless, and we really should try to put the past behind us, you know? Voldemort is gone, and there's no reason why we can't be friends." ::Oh my God I just asked Harry Potter to be my friend. Dad's gonna kill me when he finds out. That is, if he can get past the crazy, soul-sucking Dementors.::

Harry's eyebrow went up even higher at this, before smiling. "Sure, why not. Just as long as you don't diss my friends at every turn. You don't piss us off, and we won't piss you off."

Draco smiled back. "Deal."

Nodding slowly, Harry continued. "Well, I think I'm being missed, so I'd better get back. See you at the Feast."

"Ok," Draco replied before both walked back to their individual compartments.

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An hour later found both boys sitting at different House tables in the Great Hall, clapping politely as the Sorting Hat dispersed the new first years into the four different school Houses, and listened patiently to Dumbledore give his annual welcoming speech to his students.

During this speech, a certain blond Slytherin couldn't help but notice that Wonder Boy wasn't paying attention to the speech either. ::Well, that's a first. You'd think he would hang onto every word the crazy old man said and treasure them for the rest of his life. But then again, I'd have never guessed that he'd be so damn sexy. Gah! Bad thoughts! Go away!::

Being the curious little rich boy that he was, Draco followed Harry's gaze to the empty seat at the Head table. ::Hmph. Guess the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is late. Either that or they skipped town. Ha, that's a laugh. If...::

A sudden boom echoed throughout the Great Hall, interrupting the Slytherin's thoughts.

::Ok that's just plain rude. Some people are trying to insult people in their minds here!:: Draco grumbled in his head while turning in his seat to see the cause of the commotion.

What he saw made him raise his eyebrows in surprise while every girl in this school came dangerously close to fainting, the boys hardly able to keep their saliva in their mouths.

Blaise Zabini, one of Draco's closer friends, was probably the worst of the group. "D...daaammnnn!"

Draco rolled his eyes at his friend and turned back to the new guests. While the two strangers made their way up to the Head Table, Draco took in their appearances. The man appeared to be Asian, either Chinese or Japanese, though he was almost unearthly pale, with obviously dyed reddish-brown hair that stuck out in every direction. ::Kind of like Harry's hair, except not as silky. GAH! Brain, put a freed house elf's sock in it!!::

Walking next to him was a girl who was obviously not Asian, as she had natural long brown hair which seemed to change to red depending on the light, with blond highlights in the front. Her deep blue eyes seemed to glisten in the light of the full moon that shone in through the enchanted Great Hall ceiling, giving her a very magical look. ::Well, she is a witch. Damn, I sound stupid in my HEAD! This sucks.::

Looking back again at all his classmates, he saw that they were still acting like they had been force fed several quarts of a powerful love potion. ::What's the big deal? Its just an Asian guy and a girl. Though they are pretty good looking. But Harry's hotter. No!!! Not again!!!! Urgh, bad brain! No thinking about Harry like that! Wait, since when do I call Harry by his first name? Ah! I did it again!::

The blond was once again snapped out of his inner argument with his brain, this time by Dumbledore's booming voice. "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take this time to introduce your new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher and his assistant, Kami Kanno and Topaz Talers."

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Author's Note: Sorry if this chapter seems kinda stupid, I promise I'll try to make my story more creative and interesting. This is after all my first harry potter fic, and I'm used to writing anime fics, to be perfectly honest, so this is completely new to me. So please review and tell me how you like Simple and Clean so far, and please please PLEASE tell me any suggestions that you have. And if you flame me just because this is a slash fic I'll laugh. I really will.

The song lyrics in the beginning of this fic is from the song Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru, the theme song for Kingdom Hearts. It's a very good song, and please feel free to ask for me to send it to you via AIM or E-mail. Ok, Ddc out! Please review! You know you wanna. ^_~