Fan Fiction ❯ Sora goes Ghetto ❯ Rap Masta S? ( Chapter 1 )

This is my very first Kingdom Hearts fic! It takes place in Destiny Islands, where everyone lives now! Yes, even Ansem.

 

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts does not belong to me, if it did, Ansem would not have gotten destroyed, he would've instead turned into a good guy! Steven King and his books do not belong to me either. Neither does Snoop Dogg. ^_^ Now, on with the story!

 

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Ansem, Kairi, Riku, Wakka, Cloud, Squall, Selphie, Tidus, and Sephiroth all sat in the living room. They were all waiting for their friend Sora. “Ansem, when will Sora come out of his room?” Kairi asked as she shifted in her seat on the couch. “He's been in there for two hours!”

 

“How am I supposed to know?” Ansem asked as he floated in mid-air. “I'm not a mind-reader.”

 

“We wanna see his new clothes!! SORA GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!!!” Riku yelled up the stairs.

 

“He's probably shy, ya?” Wakka said as he threw his blitzball up in the air. Squall eyed the ball whenever it went upwards, it had hit him in the head twice already, and he threatened to slash the ball into millions of little bits if it hit him for a third time.

 

“Would you knock it off with that stupid accent? We all know you're not really Hawaiian!” Cloud complained. Wakka sent him a glare. Cloud then drew his sword and chased Wakka around the room.

 

“Can you all just SHUT UP?!” Sephiroth yelled, eyeing Cloud and Wakka from above his Steven King novel `The Shining'. “I'm trying to read, and you two aren't helping any.”

 

“You can go to another room if you want quiet, Sephiroth.” Cloud said. “Or you can stay here and build up you're concentration. Either one works fine.”

 

Sephiroth twitched his eye a bit. “Fine!” Sephiroth got up from his chair and stormed up the stairs into his room and slammed the door shut.

 

“I'm going to go check on Sora to make sure he is alright.” Ansem said. He stopped floating and headed up the stairs. He knocked on Sora's door. “Sora, can I come in?”

 

“I'll be down in a moment, Yo!” came the sound of Sora's voice. Ansem blinked a few times and headed back down the stairs and sat down in the seat next to Riku's.

 

“Well?” Everyone asked in unison.

 

“He'll be down in a minute.” Ansem replied. After a while, Sora walked down the stairs and into the living room. Everyone looked at him in shock.

 

“Well, how do I look?” Sora asked as he spun around. He was wearing a gray hoodie sweater, a pair of black baggie pants, a black ski cap, and not to mention some medallions. Everyone just stared at him in surprise.

 

“Give a brother an answer!” Sora said.

 

“You look... Um.. Great.” Ansem said.

 

“Yeah, absolutely stunning..” Cloud said, looking at Squall for his answer.

 

“Whatever.” Is all Squall said.

 

“It's er.. Different.” Kairi replied.

 

“Uh.. Uh.. Uh..” Wakka didn't really have an answer.

 

“What he said.” Tidus said, pointing to Ansem.

 

“You look great!” Selphie said, oblivious that Sora was dressed like he was in a gang.

 

“WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?!” Riku yelled.

 

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. You wanna blow a bro's eardrums, dawg?” Sora asked.

 

“Where did you get all those clothes?!” Riku asked. He was used to Sora in his bright red overalls and big shoes and a white shirt. He never expected Sora to dress like some... Well to dress like that.

 

“Thrift store that I found in Traverse Town. Fifteen bucks for the clothes! Ten for the bling-bling!” Sora answered.

 

“bling-bling?” Ansem asked.

 

“Yeah, these!” Sora answered, pointing to the medallions. Suddenly, Snoop Dogg appeared out of nowhere.

 

“Yo yo yo! We ready to go, Rap Masta S?” He asked, referring to Sora.

 

“Rap Masta S?” Kairi asked.

 

“Yup.” Sora replied, walking towards Snoop. Everyone's jaws dropped, they didn't know where Sora found the time to get to know Snoop Dogg, and they didn't want to know.

 

“HEY! What happened to Mr. goody two-shoes?!” Riku asked, grabbing Sora's sleeve.

 

“That was the old Sora! Get with the 21st century, bro!” Sora answered.

 

“I'm not your bro.” Riku answered.

 

“We're gonna be late for the party if you don't hurry up!” Snoop Dogg yelled.

 

“Right! Later guys!” Sora said, and he and Snoop Dogg vanished.

 

 

Everyone sat at a big round table, even Sephiroth, but only because Ansem dragged him out of his room threatening to burn all his Steven King novels.

 

“So, let me get this straight...” Sephiroth said. “Sora came down the stairs, dressed like some gang member, started talking like he came out of the ghetto, and then disappeared with Snoop Dogg to some party?”

 

“That about sums it up.” Cloud answered as he drew invisible circles on the table with his index finger.

 

“The world is a goner.” Sephiroth said.

 

“I don't get it, he used to be so... sickeningly nice.” Ansem said.

 

“Maybe he's sick or something.” Tidus suggested.

 

“I highly doubt it.” Riku said.

 

“It's probably a phase.. Let's just ignore it.” Squall said, crossing his arms.

 

“Kinda hard to ignore.” Cloud said.

 

“Squall's probably right. Let's give it a few days, I'm sure he'll be like he used to be in no time!” Kairi said happily.

 

 

It had been a week since the meeting, and Sora was still acting like he came from the Ghetto. Now, normally it would've been alright, but a whole bunch of people who the rest of the group didn't even know kept coming around and trashing the place.

 

“I'll go up and talk to him.” Ansem said. He headed upstairs and knocked on Sora's door.

 

“Who's there?” Sora asked.

 

“Ansem.”

 

“Come in!” Sora said. Ansem walked into the room Rap music could be heard blaring from Sora's radio, the room was now painted a dark gray color, and it smelled like dirty socks in the room.

 

“What happened to your room?!” Ansem asked, looking around.

 

“I painted it, dawg!” Sora answered. “You like it?”

 

“Well, I do admit, it's better then the light blue... But that's not the point! Geez, what is that annoying singing?!” Ansem asked.

 

“Oh, it's my music. Rap!” Sora answered, lowering the volume of his radio.

 

“Um.. Well, the rest of us are getting a bit worried about your behavior...” Ansem started.

 

“Bro, don't worry about it. I'm fine!” Sora said.

 

“Yeah, but... Hey, where's your Keyblade?” Ansem asked, looking around the room.

 

“Oh, that? It was a drag, so I threw it out!” Sora answered.

 

“YOU WHAT?!” Ansem yelled, he ran out of the room and outside into the garbage cans to fish out the Keyblade. After about an hour of digging, he finally found it and went back inside.

 

“Whoa, Ansem, you reek! Take a shower!” Sephiroth said. “Uh.. Is that the Keyblade? What are you doing with it?”

 

“Sora threw it out! We gotta do something about him, it's like he's a totally different person!” Ansem said.

 

“We can dump him in a river.” Sephiroth suggested.

 

“NO! Hmm.. We'll have to think of something, I know people change, but not this quickly.” Ansem said.

 

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^_^;; Okay, I know this chapter wasn't my best work, but it will get better, I promise! Please review and tell me what you think, and please, if you are going to flame, at least tell me why you hated it.