Fan Fiction ❯ Stormy Conscience ❯ Hidden assasin ( Chapter 5 )
"God it's so cold out here. Why does she have to get lost when it's cold? I would prefer it if she got lost when it was slightly warmer not that I'd want her to get lost at all. Hmm that's slightly worrying I'm talking to myself." I smile to myself and decide that it didn't matter if I was acting like a madman as long as I looked good. And yep I look so sexy in my cool outfit, though the black gloves could do with being a bit thicker. I try to warm my hands up by rub them together with little joy. So I pull my cape further around me which I quite awkward when you have a loaded crossbolt in your hand. I have been walking for hours, this is really stupid I'm never gonna find anything at this rate. Unless by a miracle I stumble across her or if I'm able to concentrate for a bit.
"Ok thinking. let's listen to see if there is any human like noises anywhere. … Nope nothing apart from that yelp of pain." I laugh at my own ironical humour. I carefully make my way towards where the noise had come from with my crossbolt in arms. `Woh that's one big wolf and hay look it's Dragon, Chaos and one good looking dude" I smiled, `time to become a hero and save them I think' I climbed a tree to get a good view point and so I'd be out of the way if those wolves decided that I might be a good meal to. I aimed up to the nearest wolf, I don't really have a good aim, but it's good enough. The arrow tore through the air at speed and buried itself in to the wolfs head. "Bo-yah!" I punched the air.
"Shit. What the fuck was dat Dragon?" The cool dude moved closer to Dragon as I let out another arrow. I may not be that smart but I was slightly obvious that he was in to D-boy in a big way. I aimed for a different target and pulled the trigger.
"Ah my leg da Barstard shot me in da leg" The guy yelped. " I'm gonna die." Jealousy, it's a terrible thing.
"Did I accidentally shot you in the leg? Oh I am sorry." I couldn't help but smiling as I jumped out of my tree. By the look of it the wolves had scrapped. The dude let out a dramatic painful moan.
"Oh quit complaining it's only a flesh wound." I roll my eyes "Your be fine just don't pull it out or you might bled to death before we get back to the town."
Dragon wraps his arms around me. "Your so mean, you did that on purpose." He glared down at me.
"Tut I did not! What ever made think I would do such a nasty thing just to spite?" I pull him closer into a hug.
"Cos your over protective and get very jealous over nothing?" He pulls out of the hug and walks over to the wounded guy. "Now apologies to Triks."
"What? No way am I apologising to him. He was so asking for it. O.k. he wasn't literally asking for it. Alright he wasn't asking for it at all. But still… I'm sorry for shooting you in the leg Triks." I looked down at the ground very remorsefully. "Hey look people I don't know about you but I'm freezing. I know Maxine has got a lair thing going on quite near so I we head there. It's not far. Come on Triks I'll carry you there, here Chaos take my cross bolt for me you may need it to shoot Maxy in the leg.
"I'm not going to shoot my own adopted father in the leg. He would ground me for a week and I'm starting to get use to his weird behaviour." Chaos responded.
"What weird behaviour and why do we need protection from him?" Triks looked slightly worried.
"How said we? It's you who needs protecting." I gave him a sly smile; this was fun winding him up. He was so gullible.
"Blade, your making him sound like a crazed lunatic… well he is slightly well… eccentric?" Chaos had no idea how to describe his behaviour in a nice way.
"ECCENTIC? God Chaos eccentric isn't the word he is s `himbo' to say it nicely. Then he has a collection of worshipers." I inform
"His receptionist doesn't worship him, he thinks his a stuck up whore, with lots of money." Dragon said bluntly with a glazed look on his face.
"What's a `himbo' and why should I be worried by that fact? And does he have his own religious cult or something?" Triks was definitely scared know I could see it in his eyes.
"A `himbo' is a mix of bimbo and Poof in a god damn sexy body. His main thoughts I have decided are, `I'm so sexy.' `I'm so sexy I can't believe Shane doesn't want me.' `I'm going to piss off butch by chatting him up.' And `oh my god I don't think I've fucked that guy yet I have to get him in to my bed.'. He's going to think the latter about you by the way. So be afraid, very afraid." I sum up with a smile.
"He always has that effect on me." Dragon sighed and looked totally miserable.
"Aw Dragon you should be O.k. all the energy he normal puts in trying to get in your trousers will be put in to getting in to getting in to Triks trousers. So I'm sure he won't harass you as much as he normally does." I reassure him. But where he looked happier Triks had gone pale. "Look there. His home is in sight. He has really out done him self this time."
Between the trees we saw what looked like a palace, it was made of grey smooth stones and roofed with shiny blue slates. The doors where giant dark wooden doors with iron supports painted black. I know what it's made of cos I helped design it, but I had never seen it fully built like this. It was magnificent.
I pushed the two double doors open together to add effect, before waltzing in to the main entrance hall.
"Great your back." Came the sarcastic comment from a brunette sitting on a coarse wooden bench at the side of the vast room. "Welcome home Chaos, you look gorgeous as ever. Dragon always a pleasure to see you as you're the only guy I have never had to bitch slap for trying to chat me up." He looked Triks up and down. "One of your friends Blade."
"What Triks no friend of mine, that's why I shoot him in the leg. His one of Dragon's friends, Shane." I explained.
"Oh well that's a different story. Triks, you come with me and I'll take you to our doctor person. You lot wait here and I'll send down Maxy baby." Triks followed Shane up the stairs on the left of the room with a limp.
"God he is one evil receptionist." I glare after them
"What? I like him his nice to me and dragon. Maybe he just acts evil to people who act obnoxious." Chaos laughed at me.