Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures Of Munchin 1 ❯ The Fate Of Piggy (we don't meet Munchkin yet) ( Chapter 1 )
Here we meet minor character Piggy, and more important characters the lamb and Farmer Farrison. This is a very dramatic and moving scene (ehem....).
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.31.2004 | Updated On: 03.31.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 531 | Visits: 149 | Status: Completed
Chapter One - Adventures Of Munchkin
It was a dark and frosty night in which all was silent. The wet grass was covered in snow, leading even to over the bridge. Piggy, the pig (as if that wasn't obvious AT all), was sitting on his own dangling his feet over the bridge. He looked over to the dense green forest, where, unknown to him, he was being watched.
The lamb was hungry… again. He'd been a vegetarian for so long and that wasn't doing much for him. He'd tried every diet, the cucumber diet, the grass diet, the fruitarian diet, the carrot stick diet… and he was still FAT. Just looking at the pig made his mouth water and the wispy smell of bacon eventually made up his mind… he'd try the Atkins.
Farmer Farrison left his cottage after his wife threw him out for the third time that day. Their marriage had never been particularly happy, and as he stood there in the rain, desperately thinking of what to do he realised that he hadn't counted the pigs all day. He made his was over to the pen where he realised that one was missing… Piggy, no less; the porky one that they were going to make tomorrow's roast from.
Now, considering he had nothing better to do (other than going home and facing his wife, who was cooking, and therefore armed with kitchen knives) he decided to go and look for him. He must be by the river under the bridge, he thought, that's where they always go to drink, and he would be looking for shelter from the rain, being the most intelligent of the pigs.
Sadly, Farmer Farrison had severely overestimated Piggy. At the very moment when the farmer was under the bridge, the lamb had just devoured probably one of the world's stupidest breeds of animal.
Oh bugger, thought the farmer, standing gormlessly under the bridge, no roast.
How the hell am I going to shift my enormous bulk of this place now? Thought the lamb.
What's that creaking? Thought the farmer.
Oh shit, I broke it, thought the lamb as he fell swiftly onto the large, and stocky farmer. This was probably a good thing for the land at the time as Farrison's (umm…..) "padding" broke his fall.