Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls: The Introduction ( Chapter 2 )

Hey guys. I'm Hikari. I wrote this chapter. And uh…I guess that'd be all...NO Wait! SESSHOUMARU RLZ!!! Okay…I'm done…

Legendary quote thing…

"I'm an ugly, stinky llama! Uh-huh…Llama face…uh-huh. (smack)" Kuzco from the Emperor's New Groove.

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Closer to Inuyasha forest

Ayumu- Are we there yet?

Hikari- No.

Ayumu- Are we there yet?!

Yuki- No!

Ayumu- Are we-

Mizu- AYUMU! SHUT UP!!!!

Ayumu- But but…

Sess- Will you all just shut up? (finds face in dirt)

Yuki- (holding chain) No.

Mizu & Ayumu - (trying hard not to laugh) (fails) (bust out laughing)

Hikari- (stares at Mizu and Ayumu) I fail to see the humor…

In Inuyasha forest

Inuyasha- (sitting on a branch)

Kagome- Get down here right now!

Inuyasha- (gets down) What now, Kagome?

Kagome- I don't know. (walks off)

Inuyasha- (confused look)

Kikyo- (walks up to Inuyasha) (looks at him) (looks at Kagome) Did I miss something?

Inuyasha- I don't know. I think I missed it too.

Shippo- (jumps on Inuyasha's head and starts fighting with his ears)

Inuyasha- HEY! (tries to get Shippo off his head)

Kikyo- Shippo.

Shippo- (looks at Kikyo with Inuyasha's ear in his mouth) (sticks his tongue out at her) (goes back to eating Inuyasha's ear)

Kikyo- (gets enraged) (grabs Shippo off Inuyasha's head) Why you little…I oughta…GRRR!!!!! (starts fighting with Shippo) (losing badly)

Shippo- (jumps on her head) (starts pulling her hair like she was a rodeo horse)

Inuyasha- (sits there watching) (eating a bowl of Ramen)

Kikyo- OW! (falls over knocked out)

Yuki, Ayumu, Hikari, and Mizu- (come through the bushes)

Shippo- (jumps back on Inuyasha's head)

Yuki- Dang it!

Ayumu- We're too late!

Mizu- She's already dead!

Hikari- (looks at Kikyo) I have no comment.

Sess- (falls out of the bushes on face with GIR jumping on his back) She's not dead you idiots.

Mizu- Yes she is!

Sess- No she's not.

Mizu- Is too!

Sess- Is not!

Mizu- Is too!

Sess- Is not!

Mizu- Too!

Sess- Not!

Mizu- TOO!!!

Yuki- SHUT UP!

Mizu & Sess- (look at ground "in shame")

Kikyo- (sits up holding head) (groans)

Mizu, Yuki, and Ayumu- (scream like little girls)

Hikari and Sess.- (rolls eyes)

Kikyo- (look at the girls) Who are you?

Girls- We're the Masaharu Sisters!

Kikyo- (looks at Sess) Why do you have Sesshoumaru captive?

Mizu- (looks down at Sess) So he can bring you back to-OW! (gets hit by Yuki)

Yuki- For our own reasons.

Inuyasha- But Sesshoumaru, (puts down bowl of Ramen) the chains sure do suit you.

Mizu- Hey! You leave our little Sesshy alone!

Kikyo- Sesshy?

Inuyasha- (busts out laughing) Sesshy! Ah-ha ha ah! Love the nickname Sesshoumaru…it sounds so…feminine! It fits you!

Sess- You wait till I get out of here, Inuyasha! Then I'll show you the meaning of-oof! (face in dirt)

Yuki- Shut up, Sesshy!

Inuyasha- Yeah Sesshy… Do what your girlfriend says!

Sess- Oh…you're asking for it now!

Inuyasha- Oh…what ya gunna do? Swing the chains at me?

Shippo- (starts jumping on Sesshoumaru's back) Fun!

Ayumu- Can we get on with what we came for?

Mizu- Sure!

Kikyo- What did you come for?

Hikari- (looks around) Um…

Yuki- Well uh..

Ayumu- I forgot!

Mizu- Yeah, me too!

Sess- (falls over) What idiots!

Girls- (sit down and start thinking)

5 Hours later

Yuki- I know!

Mizu- What?

Yuki- We came to make Sesshoumaru our love slave!

Hikari-…no we didn't…

Mizu- Though it's not a bad idea…

Ayumu- KEEP THINKING!!!

7 Hours afterward

Hikari- I know!

Mizu- What?

Hikari- We came to eat Ramen with Inuyasha!

Yuki- No we didn't.

Mizu- Though I am quite hungry…

Ayumu- KEEP THINKING!!!

11 Hours later

Inuyasha, Sess, Shippo, and Kikyo- (asleep)

Mizu- I got it!

Inuyasha, Sess, Shippo, and Kikyo- (wake up to her yell)

Yuki- What?

Mizu- We came to shoot arrows with Kagome!

Hikari- …no we didn't…

Yuki- Why the heck would we do that?

Ayumu- KEEP THINKING!!!

3 Days After all of that

Ayumu- I'VE GOT IT!!!!

Yuki- What?

Ayumu- We came to fight with Naraku!

Sess- (groan/yell) I can't take this anymore! You came to kill Kikyo. You brought me to bring her back to life! There!

Mizu- Was that it?

Yuki- I dunno…

Hikari- It's kinda if-y…

Ayumu- But it sounds like something we'd do…

Hikari- Then it must be right!

Yuki- Okay. (turns to the others) We came to kill you Kikyo.

Ayumu- And we brought Sesshoumaru with us…

Mizu- To bring her back multiple times…

Hikari- So we can kill you many different ways!

Girls- (draw their weapons) Prepare to die, Kikyo!

Now we're just waiting for Yuki to write the next chapter. Enjoy!

Hikari, Cat Youkai of the East