Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Moving in for the Kill... ( Chapter 3 )

Hey, Mizu has been lost to us for about a week, so this is the Yuki, crankin' it up old school!

Mizu: don't do that…

Sorry! I just got a little too excited about this!

My face still hurts from reading chapter 2…oh, and by the way, chapter two was written by none other than:

Hikari: Me….woo-hoo…

So, I'm going to put some odd quote then get started, `kays? `Kays, good!

"Then, you gotta have some obligatory old movie quote, like: `the system is down; the system is down…'" - Strong Bad from Homestarrunner.com.

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Girls: (draw their weapons) Prepare to die, Kikyou!

Kikyou: (sweat drop) Why me?! (runs away)

Girls: Get her! (run after Kikyou)

InuYasha: (sighs) Should I even bother trying to stop them?

Kagome: (whaps InuYasha upside his head) Of course, you should!

Sango: (looking confused) Why wouldn't you?

Sess: Because they are utterly stupid?! (face in dirt)

Yuki: (pops back into the clearing) I still have the chain, Seisho! (runs off again)

Miroku: The esteemed taiyoukai brought down by a gaggle of silly girls…this is pitiful, Sesshoumaru…

InuYasha: (laughing uncontrollably) This is too much!!! (rip!) Ack!

Kagome: (sewing Inu's side) You should leave your brother alone…

Inu: (grumble, grumble)

Sess: (smiling evilly) That's what you get half-breed! (face in dirt) Would you stop that!?

Girls: (coming back into the clearing) No! (pulling Kikyou)

Sess: (face in dirt again) Grr…

GIR: I do what I'm told!!! (doing a monkey dance on Sess's head)

Shippo: (looking confused) But nobody told you to do anything…

GIR: (lights turn red) Yes, sir! (falls over "dead")

Ayumu: (jumping up and down) We got her!

Hikari: (shaking head) But, she didn't put up as much of a fight as we thought she would…

Mizu: (smiling insanely) But I got the kill! Long live drowning people with water staffs!!!

Yuki: (sits on Sess's back, smashing him into the ground again) I'm not that heavy, jerk! (hits Sess's head)

Sess: (trying to lift face off of ground) No, but your purposefully pushing me into the ground!!!

Yuki: Oh, yeah, I forgot! (rubs the back of her head nervously)

Hikari: You're all idiots…

InuYasha: What have you done to Kikyou?!

Mizu: (confused) I thought I already said that I drown her…oh, well…

Hikari: See? What did I tell you? Idiots, the whole lot of you… (points to everyone) (crazed look in her eyes)

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InuYasha: How could you?!

Girls: (thinking) Like:

Ayumu: This! (pulls out water gun and squirts InuYasha)

Inu: Stop, no, it burns… (rolling eyes)

Girls and GIR: Really?! (eyes get really big)

GIR: Wee-hoo!!! (does the monkey dance on Inu's head)

Mizu: Do that again, Ayumu! I wanna see him burn!

Kelala: Mew…?

Yuki and Hikari: (nodding vigorously)

Ayumu: Okay! (squirts Inu again)

Inu: Um…?

Mizu: He's not burning?!

Yuki: He must have become immune to the water gun!!!

Hikari: (sighs) I-d-i-o-t-s…

Ayumu: Get him!!!

Girls: (start to run) Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!

Inu: (gulp) Ack! (runs away)

Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo: Um…? Did we miss something here?

GIR: (doing the monkey dance in front of Sess) Do-do-do-di-do-do…

Sess: No, they're just insane! (still trying to pull himself off the ground) And get this crazy, metal contraption away from me!

Kelala: (sits on Sess's head) Mew…?

Sess: AAAaaargh!!!!!

Girls: (coming back into clearing) Got him!

Sess: (face in dirt) What was that for?! (glaring at them from the ground)

Girls: (shrug) We don't know!

Yuki: Okay, Seisho! Now, you have to go revive Kikyou for us! (unlocks Sess's shackles)

Sess: (jumps up, trying to run away) Merf…! (falls on face)

Ayumu: (chain in hand) We still have this chain, Sesshy! (jiggles chain that's connected to Sess's ankle)

Sess: (grumble, grumble) Idiots… (hops over and revives Kikyou and Inu)

Kikyou: Huh…? (sits up) What…? What happened?

Girls: Get her!!!

Kikyou: What?!?!? (jumps up and runs away)

Ayumu: (hangs back in the clearing) Oh, yeah, and before I forget… (squirts Inu)

Inu: (sat up, but is now writhing on the ground in pain)

Kagome: Uh… what was that?

Ayumu: (starting to follow sisters) Well, if he was immune to water, then acid would sure get him! (runs away)

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Ayumu: (in distance) Got her!!!

Sess, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo: (sigh) It's going to be a long day…

Inu: (starting to froth at the mouth)

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So, there's, um, my chapter. Pretty good, eh Steve? And the words I tried to teach the kids were froth, acid, and, um, contraption. You know education at its finest. Well, some people need to go get Mizu TO WRITE HER CHAPTER!!! Yuki and Hikari need to go get Mizu to write her chapter…

see you, space cowboy…