Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Inuyasha gone insane ( Chapter 40 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: TaiyoukaiAyumuoftheWesternLands 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.02.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 178 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.02.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 178 | Status: Completed
Little Chibi Hikari (Author, not character): Wow. Finally updating. Sorry I haven't written anything guys. I've had a major case of writer's block. Buuut thanks to an insane RP between me, Mizu and Guardian Inuyasha, I have an idea! Kukuku. Okies. Ready!
Quote: "Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!" -- Oasis "I am the Walrus"
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~*~ In the 'camp' ~*~
Miroku: C'mon Sango!
Sango: No! Now go away!
Miroku: *sigh* Okay fine. *rubs Sango's posterior before turning around*
Sango: *blinks* MIROKU! *turns around to whack him with her boomerang*
Miroku: *ducks suddenly as Sango swings*
Inuyasha: Hey guys what's u--**PING!!!* *falls to the ground as Sango hits him full force in the head*
Sango: O.O Oh crap!Miroku: *pokes Inuyasha* I'm sure he'll be fine.
Inuyasha: *sits up, rubs his head* Ow...my head. *looks up at Sango, blinks*
Sango: Um...I'm sorry Inuyasha. I meant to hit him! *points to Miroku*
Miroku: *sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: *stands up, takes Sango's hands in his* I love you...
Miroku: *jaw drops*
Sango: O.O Um..um...Inuyasha, are you okay???
Inuyasha: *stares deep into Sango's eyes* Yes. I'm fine. *kisses her*
Sango: 0.o *pulls away from him* Um...this isn't right. *runs off*
Miroku: *glares at Inuyasha before running off after Sango*
Inuyasha: *blinks, turns and stumbles off*
~*~ In the bushes ~*~
Yuki: Ha! King me!
Sess: *sigh* Damn. *kings her*
Yuki: Woo!!!
Inuyasha: *stumbles out of the bushes*
Yuki: *waves* Hello object-of-Mizu's-affection! ^_^
Sess: *looks up at him* What do you want, hanyou?
Inuyasha: *looks at Sess* I dunno. *looks over at Yuki, blinks*
Yuki: Erm...did I say something wrong?
Inuyasha: *kneels next to her, takes her hands, stares into her eyes* I love you...
Yuki: Eep! 0.0
Sess: *growls, rolls up his sleeves* Back away from her, half-breed! *takes ahold of Tokijin*
Inuyasha: *ignores Sess, kisses Yuki*
Yuki: Aiee!!! *pushes him away, flings her arms around Sess* SAVE ME FROM THE PSYCHO!
Sess: *blinks, holds onto her*
Inuyasha: *stands up, stumbles off*~*~ In the hot spring ~*~
Ayumu: Wee! *squirts Kagome with a water gun*
Kagome: Ah! No fair! *splashes her*
Both: *giggling profusely*
Inuyasha: *walks into the hot spring, like actually into the water in his clothes*
Kagome: Inu...Inuyasha?
Ayumu: *waves* Hellos!
Both: ...wait...*SCREAM, cover themselves with their hands* HENTAI!!!
Miroku: *peeks over a rock* What?
Ayumu: Aaaah! *points to Miroku* MORE hentai!!!
Miroku: O.O Oh carp...
Inuyasha: *walks over to Ayumu, takes her hands* I love you...Miroku: WHAT???!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha --
Inuyasha: *kisses Ayumu*
Ayumu: O.O
Kagome: --SIT!!!!
Inuyasha: *wham*
Kagome: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SSSSSSIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!
Inuyasha: *is now a hole in the bottom of hot spring*
Ayumu: O.O
Miroku: *jumps down into the spring without thinking* Are you okay, Ayumu-chan? *puts a hand on her shoulder*
Ayumu: AAAH!!! HENTAI! *slaps him* Oh, and I'm fine. ^_^
Inuyasha: *crawls away*
~*~ Forest Clearing ~*~
Charles: *huggles Shippo* Oh I loves ya!!!
Shippo: Let...me...go!!! *squirms*
Inuyasha: *stumbles in, shakes like a dog to get the water off of himself*
Shippo: Inuyasha! Inuyasha, help me!!!
Charles: There's no escape for you!
Shippo: Nooooooooooooooooo!!! TT_TT
Inuyasha: *blinks, picks up Charles from under her arms*
Charles: Eh?! *drops Shippo*
Shippo: *scurries behind Inuyasha* That'll teach ya!
Inuyasha: *stares into Charles's eyes* I love you...*kisses her*
Shippo: O.O Inuyasha?!!
Charles: O.O Eeee! No! Shippo! Help me!
Shippo: No way, you're on your own. *turns to walk off, accidently trips Inuyasha which makes him drop Charles* Oh crap! *darts away*
Charles: Oh come back here dear! I have to punish you for not helping me!!! *runs after him*
Inuyasha: *sits up, blinks, looks around, stands up and stumbles off*
~*~ Forest ~*~
Kai: *kicks a tree* Woo! I am winner! ...*looks around* Ow...*rubs his ankle*
Squirrel: *tilts it's head* Ku?
Kai: 0.o DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Squirrel: Mee! *scampers off*
Kai: Ha...that'll teach you.
Inuyasha: *stumbles in*
Kai: Hey Inuyasha. Wanna train with the best? *gets into a fighting stance*
Little Chibi Hikari (Author, not character): *pops up in the corner* *sweatdrop* Kinda cocky, ain't 'e? *disappears*
Inuyasha: *shrugs* Sure.
Kai: Ready? *lunges at him, goes to punch him* Take this!
Inuyasha: *reaches up, grabs his fist*
Kai: Ha! *goes to punch him with the other hand*
Inuyasha: *catches that fist too, blinks* Kai...?
Kai: Erm...that's not all I have planned! I-I can still beat you!!!
Inuyasha: *looks at him* I love you...
Kai: Um...I'm not like that man.
Inuyasha: *smiles* Not yet. *kisses him*
Kai: O.O *freezes*
Squirrel: *comes back with an armada of squirrels, all squirrels throw acorns at Kai*
Kai: *gets hit by a bunch of acorns, falls unconscious and slips out of Inuyasha's grasp*
Inuyasha: *looks down at Kai, blinks, stumbles off*
~*~ At a Stream ~*~
Mizu: *kicking her feet in the water* Hello Mr and Mrs Fish! Aren't you cute?! =^_^=
Mr and Mrs. Fish: Glub glub.
Mizu: *puts her hands on her cheeks* Awww!!!
Inuyasha: *stumbles into the scene*
Mizu: Say something else Mr Fish!!!
Inuyasha: M-mizu?
Mizu: *freezes, turns to look at him, face turns tomato red* Y-yes Inu-inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *walks over next to her, drops to one knee, takes her hands in his* Mizu...
Mizu: *turns every shade of red plausible* Y-y-y-y-yes?
Inuyasha: *stares into her eyes* I love you...
Mizu: *blinks, turns a neon red* Wh-what?!
Inuyasha: I love you, Mizu. *kisses her*
Mizu: *eyes widen*
Inuyasha: *wraps his arms around her waist, keeps kissing her*
Mizu: *sparkle heart stars*
Mr and Mrs Fish: *poke their eyeballs out of the water*
Mr Fish: Glub bub?
Mrs Fish: Bub glub bub, bub gub.
Mr Fish: Buuuuub... glub.
Mizu: *blinks, pulls away from him* Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *opens his eyes to look at her* Yes Mizu?
Mizu: What...what about Kagome?
Inuyasha: *tilts his head* What about her?
Mizu: *sparkle sparkle heart stars* Okay, it's all fine.
Inuyasha: ^^ *kisses her again*
Mizu: *basks in the glory*
Mr and Mrs Fish: *roll their eyes, disappear underwater*
Mizu: Mmph...*pulls away from him* Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yes Mizu? *pulls her into his lap*
Mizu: Squee! Um...I don't think this is right...I mean...you love Kagome, not me...and um...yeah. Sorry! *gets up and runs off*
Inuyasha: *blinks, stands up, brushes himself off, head back in the direction he came*
~*~ In a completely different forest clearing than earlier ~*~
Hikari: *stands in the middle of the clearing, spins Zetsunei in a complete circle around her, cutting down random trees*
Inuyasha: *walks into the clearing, narrowly missing a falling tree*
Hikari: *looks over at him* Ah...look what the human dragged in. An insolent half-breed. *sheathes Zetsunei* What do you want.
Inuyasha: *blinks, walks over to her, takes her hands in his, stares into her eyes*
Little Chibi Hikari (Author, not character): I can't believe I'm doing this to myself!!! *cowers*
Inuyasha: I love you...*kisses her*
Hikari: *eyes glow a black color, pulls her hands away from him and pushes him away, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand* You STUPID hanyou! You unbelievable HALF-BREED! Dare you touch me again and I'll --
Inuyasha: *runs up to her* But I love you. *kisses her again*
Hikari: O.O *pushes him away with her foot, stands on his chest with Zetsunei's point at his neck, a crazed look in her glowing eyes* Heh heh...always wanted a reason to kill you!
Kagome: *walks into the clearing just as she starts to decapitate him* No Hikari!
Hikari: *doesn't look at her* Damn...*sheathes Zetsunei, gets off him* Insolent hanyou. *wipes her mouth with her hand, spits on the ground* I'd rather rinse my mouth out with human blood than allow you to touch me again.
Kagome: Hey! I resent that!
Hikari: *ignores her, plants a sharp kick to Inuyasha's side* You'll have to pay of course. *lifts him up by his hair, knees him in the stomach*
Inuyasha: *cringes, groans*
Kagome: Stop it! Inuyasha!
Hikari: *throws him against a tree, appears in front of him to slam him against the tree as he approaches it, sinking her claws into his chest*
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: *rolls her eyes, pushes him farther into the tree emitting a sickening crack from Inuyasha's body*
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: *picks him back up, tosses him in the air, kicks him across the clearing into another tree as he falls down*
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...*stares at Kagome* Will you shut up?
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...um.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...?
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...*narrows her eyes* Um...sure.
Kagome: Inuyashaaa!
Hikari: *sigh, pushes Inuyasha's face into the ground* Hey Kagome.
Kagome: Inuyash--uh...oh. Yes?
Hikari: What do you tell to dogs who have been bad?
Kagome: Um...sit?
Inuyasha: *slams into the ground*
Hikari: *stands up and brushes her hands off* Thank you for your assistance.
Yuki, Ayumu, and the rest of the gang except Mizu: What happened?
Hikari: I taught him a lesson.
Yuki: Ah...
Ayumu: That explains it all.
Sango: Did he get you too, Hikari?!
Ayumu: What? He got you!
Sango and Yuki: Yeah!
Hikari: *scoffs* ...yeah.
Mizu: *walks into the clearing* What's going o--INUYASHA!!! *runs over to his side*
Hikari: *twitch*
Kai: *appears behind Yuki, Ayumu and Sango* He got me too! TT_TT
Girls: 0_0
Hikari: *spits on the ground, wipes her mouth* Well, as much fun as this has all been, I have to go rinse my mouth. *disappears into her shadows*
Kagome and Mizu: *pulls Inuyasha out of the Inuyasha shaped hole*
Kagome: Inuyasha! Why'd you do that?
Inuyasha: *rubs his head* Ugh...do what Kagome?
Kagome: Go around ki--mmmph!
Mizu: *covering her mouth* Nothing Inuyasha. It's all fine.
Inuyasha: *nods* Ugh...my head hurts. What've I been doing Kagome? I remember Miroku ducking and then darkness...
Kai: DARKNESS?! WHERE?!
Mizu: *walks back over to them*
Yuki: *pokes her* So, he get you too?
Mizu: *turns red* No!
Ayumu: Yes he did.
Mizu: Did not! *turns a brighter red*
Yuki and Ayumu: Uh huh...suuuuuuuure.
~*~ End ~*~
Quote: "Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!" -- Oasis "I am the Walrus"
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~*~ In the 'camp' ~*~
Miroku: C'mon Sango!
Sango: No! Now go away!
Miroku: *sigh* Okay fine. *rubs Sango's posterior before turning around*
Sango: *blinks* MIROKU! *turns around to whack him with her boomerang*
Miroku: *ducks suddenly as Sango swings*
Inuyasha: Hey guys what's u--**PING!!!* *falls to the ground as Sango hits him full force in the head*
Sango: O.O Oh crap!Miroku: *pokes Inuyasha* I'm sure he'll be fine.
Inuyasha: *sits up, rubs his head* Ow...my head. *looks up at Sango, blinks*
Sango: Um...I'm sorry Inuyasha. I meant to hit him! *points to Miroku*
Miroku: *sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: *stands up, takes Sango's hands in his* I love you...
Miroku: *jaw drops*
Sango: O.O Um..um...Inuyasha, are you okay???
Inuyasha: *stares deep into Sango's eyes* Yes. I'm fine. *kisses her*
Sango: 0.o *pulls away from him* Um...this isn't right. *runs off*
Miroku: *glares at Inuyasha before running off after Sango*
Inuyasha: *blinks, turns and stumbles off*
~*~ In the bushes ~*~
Yuki: Ha! King me!
Sess: *sigh* Damn. *kings her*
Yuki: Woo!!!
Inuyasha: *stumbles out of the bushes*
Yuki: *waves* Hello object-of-Mizu's-affection! ^_^
Sess: *looks up at him* What do you want, hanyou?
Inuyasha: *looks at Sess* I dunno. *looks over at Yuki, blinks*
Yuki: Erm...did I say something wrong?
Inuyasha: *kneels next to her, takes her hands, stares into her eyes* I love you...
Yuki: Eep! 0.0
Sess: *growls, rolls up his sleeves* Back away from her, half-breed! *takes ahold of Tokijin*
Inuyasha: *ignores Sess, kisses Yuki*
Yuki: Aiee!!! *pushes him away, flings her arms around Sess* SAVE ME FROM THE PSYCHO!
Sess: *blinks, holds onto her*
Inuyasha: *stands up, stumbles off*~*~ In the hot spring ~*~
Ayumu: Wee! *squirts Kagome with a water gun*
Kagome: Ah! No fair! *splashes her*
Both: *giggling profusely*
Inuyasha: *walks into the hot spring, like actually into the water in his clothes*
Kagome: Inu...Inuyasha?
Ayumu: *waves* Hellos!
Both: ...wait...*SCREAM, cover themselves with their hands* HENTAI!!!
Miroku: *peeks over a rock* What?
Ayumu: Aaaah! *points to Miroku* MORE hentai!!!
Miroku: O.O Oh carp...
Inuyasha: *walks over to Ayumu, takes her hands* I love you...Miroku: WHAT???!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha --
Inuyasha: *kisses Ayumu*
Ayumu: O.O
Kagome: --SIT!!!!
Inuyasha: *wham*
Kagome: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SSSSSSIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!
Inuyasha: *is now a hole in the bottom of hot spring*
Ayumu: O.O
Miroku: *jumps down into the spring without thinking* Are you okay, Ayumu-chan? *puts a hand on her shoulder*
Ayumu: AAAH!!! HENTAI! *slaps him* Oh, and I'm fine. ^_^
Inuyasha: *crawls away*
~*~ Forest Clearing ~*~
Charles: *huggles Shippo* Oh I loves ya!!!
Shippo: Let...me...go!!! *squirms*
Inuyasha: *stumbles in, shakes like a dog to get the water off of himself*
Shippo: Inuyasha! Inuyasha, help me!!!
Charles: There's no escape for you!
Shippo: Nooooooooooooooooo!!! TT_TT
Inuyasha: *blinks, picks up Charles from under her arms*
Charles: Eh?! *drops Shippo*
Shippo: *scurries behind Inuyasha* That'll teach ya!
Inuyasha: *stares into Charles's eyes* I love you...*kisses her*
Shippo: O.O Inuyasha?!!
Charles: O.O Eeee! No! Shippo! Help me!
Shippo: No way, you're on your own. *turns to walk off, accidently trips Inuyasha which makes him drop Charles* Oh crap! *darts away*
Charles: Oh come back here dear! I have to punish you for not helping me!!! *runs after him*
Inuyasha: *sits up, blinks, looks around, stands up and stumbles off*
~*~ Forest ~*~
Kai: *kicks a tree* Woo! I am winner! ...*looks around* Ow...*rubs his ankle*
Squirrel: *tilts it's head* Ku?
Kai: 0.o DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Squirrel: Mee! *scampers off*
Kai: Ha...that'll teach you.
Inuyasha: *stumbles in*
Kai: Hey Inuyasha. Wanna train with the best? *gets into a fighting stance*
Little Chibi Hikari (Author, not character): *pops up in the corner* *sweatdrop* Kinda cocky, ain't 'e? *disappears*
Inuyasha: *shrugs* Sure.
Kai: Ready? *lunges at him, goes to punch him* Take this!
Inuyasha: *reaches up, grabs his fist*
Kai: Ha! *goes to punch him with the other hand*
Inuyasha: *catches that fist too, blinks* Kai...?
Kai: Erm...that's not all I have planned! I-I can still beat you!!!
Inuyasha: *looks at him* I love you...
Kai: Um...I'm not like that man.
Inuyasha: *smiles* Not yet. *kisses him*
Kai: O.O *freezes*
Squirrel: *comes back with an armada of squirrels, all squirrels throw acorns at Kai*
Kai: *gets hit by a bunch of acorns, falls unconscious and slips out of Inuyasha's grasp*
Inuyasha: *looks down at Kai, blinks, stumbles off*
~*~ At a Stream ~*~
Mizu: *kicking her feet in the water* Hello Mr and Mrs Fish! Aren't you cute?! =^_^=
Mr and Mrs. Fish: Glub glub.
Mizu: *puts her hands on her cheeks* Awww!!!
Inuyasha: *stumbles into the scene*
Mizu: Say something else Mr Fish!!!
Inuyasha: M-mizu?
Mizu: *freezes, turns to look at him, face turns tomato red* Y-yes Inu-inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *walks over next to her, drops to one knee, takes her hands in his* Mizu...
Mizu: *turns every shade of red plausible* Y-y-y-y-yes?
Inuyasha: *stares into her eyes* I love you...
Mizu: *blinks, turns a neon red* Wh-what?!
Inuyasha: I love you, Mizu. *kisses her*
Mizu: *eyes widen*
Inuyasha: *wraps his arms around her waist, keeps kissing her*
Mizu: *sparkle heart stars*
Mr and Mrs Fish: *poke their eyeballs out of the water*
Mr Fish: Glub bub?
Mrs Fish: Bub glub bub, bub gub.
Mr Fish: Buuuuub... glub.
Mizu: *blinks, pulls away from him* Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *opens his eyes to look at her* Yes Mizu?
Mizu: What...what about Kagome?
Inuyasha: *tilts his head* What about her?
Mizu: *sparkle sparkle heart stars* Okay, it's all fine.
Inuyasha: ^^ *kisses her again*
Mizu: *basks in the glory*
Mr and Mrs Fish: *roll their eyes, disappear underwater*
Mizu: Mmph...*pulls away from him* Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yes Mizu? *pulls her into his lap*
Mizu: Squee! Um...I don't think this is right...I mean...you love Kagome, not me...and um...yeah. Sorry! *gets up and runs off*
Inuyasha: *blinks, stands up, brushes himself off, head back in the direction he came*
~*~ In a completely different forest clearing than earlier ~*~
Hikari: *stands in the middle of the clearing, spins Zetsunei in a complete circle around her, cutting down random trees*
Inuyasha: *walks into the clearing, narrowly missing a falling tree*
Hikari: *looks over at him* Ah...look what the human dragged in. An insolent half-breed. *sheathes Zetsunei* What do you want.
Inuyasha: *blinks, walks over to her, takes her hands in his, stares into her eyes*
Little Chibi Hikari (Author, not character): I can't believe I'm doing this to myself!!! *cowers*
Inuyasha: I love you...*kisses her*
Hikari: *eyes glow a black color, pulls her hands away from him and pushes him away, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand* You STUPID hanyou! You unbelievable HALF-BREED! Dare you touch me again and I'll --
Inuyasha: *runs up to her* But I love you. *kisses her again*
Hikari: O.O *pushes him away with her foot, stands on his chest with Zetsunei's point at his neck, a crazed look in her glowing eyes* Heh heh...always wanted a reason to kill you!
Kagome: *walks into the clearing just as she starts to decapitate him* No Hikari!
Hikari: *doesn't look at her* Damn...*sheathes Zetsunei, gets off him* Insolent hanyou. *wipes her mouth with her hand, spits on the ground* I'd rather rinse my mouth out with human blood than allow you to touch me again.
Kagome: Hey! I resent that!
Hikari: *ignores her, plants a sharp kick to Inuyasha's side* You'll have to pay of course. *lifts him up by his hair, knees him in the stomach*
Inuyasha: *cringes, groans*
Kagome: Stop it! Inuyasha!
Hikari: *throws him against a tree, appears in front of him to slam him against the tree as he approaches it, sinking her claws into his chest*
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: *rolls her eyes, pushes him farther into the tree emitting a sickening crack from Inuyasha's body*
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: *picks him back up, tosses him in the air, kicks him across the clearing into another tree as he falls down*
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...*stares at Kagome* Will you shut up?
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...um.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...?
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Hikari: ...*narrows her eyes* Um...sure.
Kagome: Inuyashaaa!
Hikari: *sigh, pushes Inuyasha's face into the ground* Hey Kagome.
Kagome: Inuyash--uh...oh. Yes?
Hikari: What do you tell to dogs who have been bad?
Kagome: Um...sit?
Inuyasha: *slams into the ground*
Hikari: *stands up and brushes her hands off* Thank you for your assistance.
Yuki, Ayumu, and the rest of the gang except Mizu: What happened?
Hikari: I taught him a lesson.
Yuki: Ah...
Ayumu: That explains it all.
Sango: Did he get you too, Hikari?!
Ayumu: What? He got you!
Sango and Yuki: Yeah!
Hikari: *scoffs* ...yeah.
Mizu: *walks into the clearing* What's going o--INUYASHA!!! *runs over to his side*
Hikari: *twitch*
Kai: *appears behind Yuki, Ayumu and Sango* He got me too! TT_TT
Girls: 0_0
Hikari: *spits on the ground, wipes her mouth* Well, as much fun as this has all been, I have to go rinse my mouth. *disappears into her shadows*
Kagome and Mizu: *pulls Inuyasha out of the Inuyasha shaped hole*
Kagome: Inuyasha! Why'd you do that?
Inuyasha: *rubs his head* Ugh...do what Kagome?
Kagome: Go around ki--mmmph!
Mizu: *covering her mouth* Nothing Inuyasha. It's all fine.
Inuyasha: *nods* Ugh...my head hurts. What've I been doing Kagome? I remember Miroku ducking and then darkness...
Kai: DARKNESS?! WHERE?!
Mizu: *walks back over to them*
Yuki: *pokes her* So, he get you too?
Mizu: *turns red* No!
Ayumu: Yes he did.
Mizu: Did not! *turns a brighter red*
Yuki and Ayumu: Uh huh...suuuuuuuure.
~*~ End ~*~