Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Something or Other ( Chapter 42 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: TaiyoukaiAyumuoftheWesternLands 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.05.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 930 | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.05.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 930 | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
Greetings. I am Kai the Shadow Lord of Darkness. As funny as this may sound, the Kai in this story and I are only slightly related. The girls wrote the beginning of this before meeting me and had the idea for Kai in the works. Then I came along and just filled in the Darkness obsession and the overly cocky (and sexy, can’t forget sexy) attitude. I also picked out the name Kai without knowing they had already picked the name for this character. Anyway... That’s a little about me.... Now I’m going to shut up and write the best freakin’ chapter in this story! Mwahahaha!
Quote: “What?! Spoilers ahead?!! NOOO!!! BURN IT!!!!!!!!” – Kai
*****Chapter Something or Other*****
(Kai, Hikari and Mizu sit under the stars)
Mizu: Hey. Hey, Heeey! Hey!
(Neither answer)
Mizu: Hey! Hey! Heeey!
(Neither answer)
*Mizu stands, waving her arms* : Hey! Heeeeeeey!
(Both slowly turn their heads toward Mizu)
*Mizu- Big Happy Face* : I just saw a shooting star! Want to know what I wished for?
*Hikari- quickly answers* : No.
Kai: Sure!
*Mizu- Acting like she didn’t hear Hikari* No more carnivores!
(Kai and Hikari look at each other, then to Mizu)
Kai: You know that if you tell us...It doesn’t come true.
*Mizu - Blink*
Hikari: And if it did come true there would be no more Inuyasha-
Mizu: No!
Hikari: -Or Sesshomaru... Or Koga.
*Mizu- Blink*
*Mizu - sudden outburst*: Poor Inuyasha! What have I done!
Kai: Like I said. Nothing. It won’t come true.
*Mizu - Blink* : My wish won’t come true? Why?
Hikari: I thought you didn’t want it to come true...Because there would be no more Inuyasha.
*Mizu - Gasp* : Poor Inuyasha!
(Kai and Hikari look at each other again)
Kai: I don’t think you quite get it–
*Mizu - sudden burst* What have I done!
Hikari: What are you talking about?
Kai: We’ve lost her...
*Mizu - runs off crying* : Inuyashaaaa!
(Kai and Hikari blink)
Kai: Do we even know which one she’s sad about?
Hikari: Do we want to know?
**Clearing**
(Mizu runs in crying)
(Yuki and Sesshomaru turns heads toward her)
*Mizu - still crying* : Inuyasha!
Yuki: What’s wrong with you?
*Mizu - continues to run past, flailing arms* : Inuyashaaa!
Sesshomaru: Damn. She’s worse than that human girl...
*Yuki - forgetting about Mizu’s plight* : Err! I know! *Mocks Kagome and Inuyasha* Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyashaaaa! Kagomeeeee! God, it pisses me off!
(Sesshomaru nods)
(Mizu continues with the random screaming and running)
**Beside Stream**
(Inuyasha sits alone with arms and legs crossed)
(Mizu bolts in and glomp/huggle/cling/tackles Inuyasha sending him face first into water.)
Mizu: Oh Inuyasha!
*Inuyasha - Erk o.O continues to drown*
Mizu- faster than really really ridiculously fast: InuyashaInuyashaInuyasha! It was so horrible. First, I made this wish that you wouldn’t exist and then Kai told me that my wish wouldn’t come true and then I wanted my wish to come true and then Hikari told me that I would lose you and I didn’t want to lose you because I’d be sad and if I’m sad I wouldn’t be happy and then my wish came true and now you’re gone! I’m so sorry!
*Inuyasha - struggling from under water* : *Random gurgle sounds*
Mizu: Inuyasha, It’s getting hard to hear you, oh please come back to me I’m sorry! I’m soooooorry!
**Random Cut-scene back to Kai and Hikari**
****Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear plays in back ground through-out entire scene****
(Hikari and Kai slow-mo run toward each other with arms spread out in a field of pixies)
(A/N: Pixies?)
(Upon reaching each other, Kai and Hikari begin lay waste to pixies, annihilating all of them)
**Raining Clearing-Song still playing**
(Kai and Hikari walking hand in hand through rain. The two reach a puddle and Kai stops Hikari like a gentleman. He then grabs a randomly, but conveniently, placed traveler and lays his body face down in puddle, then proceeds to step on his face. Hikari thanks Kai with a Kiss on the cheek and walks across the now dead body of randomly but conveniently placed traveler.)
**Some sort of Feudal-era coffee shop thing-Song still playing**
(Kai and Hikari hold drinks with arms wrapped around each other smiling at each other. Peasant bumps into Hikari. Kai glares at Peasant. Kai proceeds to stab Peasant repeatedly. Hikari smiles and laughs)
**Song skips and stops**
**Back in the original clearing under stars where this pointless chapter started**
(Kai and Hikari sit under stars)
Kai:.....I hope Inuyasha is alright.
Hikari: He deserves it.
**Beside Stream**
(Mizu cries on the motionless body of Inuyasha, who is still face down in water)
*****END******
Quote: “What?! Spoilers ahead?!! NOOO!!! BURN IT!!!!!!!!” – Kai
*****Chapter Something or Other*****
(Kai, Hikari and Mizu sit under the stars)
Mizu: Hey. Hey, Heeey! Hey!
(Neither answer)
Mizu: Hey! Hey! Heeey!
(Neither answer)
*Mizu stands, waving her arms* : Hey! Heeeeeeey!
(Both slowly turn their heads toward Mizu)
*Mizu- Big Happy Face* : I just saw a shooting star! Want to know what I wished for?
*Hikari- quickly answers* : No.
Kai: Sure!
*Mizu- Acting like she didn’t hear Hikari* No more carnivores!
(Kai and Hikari look at each other, then to Mizu)
Kai: You know that if you tell us...It doesn’t come true.
*Mizu - Blink*
Hikari: And if it did come true there would be no more Inuyasha-
Mizu: No!
Hikari: -Or Sesshomaru... Or Koga.
*Mizu- Blink*
*Mizu - sudden outburst*: Poor Inuyasha! What have I done!
Kai: Like I said. Nothing. It won’t come true.
*Mizu - Blink* : My wish won’t come true? Why?
Hikari: I thought you didn’t want it to come true...Because there would be no more Inuyasha.
*Mizu - Gasp* : Poor Inuyasha!
(Kai and Hikari look at each other again)
Kai: I don’t think you quite get it–
*Mizu - sudden burst* What have I done!
Hikari: What are you talking about?
Kai: We’ve lost her...
*Mizu - runs off crying* : Inuyashaaaa!
(Kai and Hikari blink)
Kai: Do we even know which one she’s sad about?
Hikari: Do we want to know?
**Clearing**
(Mizu runs in crying)
(Yuki and Sesshomaru turns heads toward her)
*Mizu - still crying* : Inuyasha!
Yuki: What’s wrong with you?
*Mizu - continues to run past, flailing arms* : Inuyashaaa!
Sesshomaru: Damn. She’s worse than that human girl...
*Yuki - forgetting about Mizu’s plight* : Err! I know! *Mocks Kagome and Inuyasha* Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyashaaaa! Kagomeeeee! God, it pisses me off!
(Sesshomaru nods)
(Mizu continues with the random screaming and running)
**Beside Stream**
(Inuyasha sits alone with arms and legs crossed)
(Mizu bolts in and glomp/huggle/cling/tackles Inuyasha sending him face first into water.)
Mizu: Oh Inuyasha!
*Inuyasha - Erk o.O continues to drown*
Mizu- faster than really really ridiculously fast: InuyashaInuyashaInuyasha! It was so horrible. First, I made this wish that you wouldn’t exist and then Kai told me that my wish wouldn’t come true and then I wanted my wish to come true and then Hikari told me that I would lose you and I didn’t want to lose you because I’d be sad and if I’m sad I wouldn’t be happy and then my wish came true and now you’re gone! I’m so sorry!
*Inuyasha - struggling from under water* : *Random gurgle sounds*
Mizu: Inuyasha, It’s getting hard to hear you, oh please come back to me I’m sorry! I’m soooooorry!
**Random Cut-scene back to Kai and Hikari**
****Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear plays in back ground through-out entire scene****
(Hikari and Kai slow-mo run toward each other with arms spread out in a field of pixies)
(A/N: Pixies?)
(Upon reaching each other, Kai and Hikari begin lay waste to pixies, annihilating all of them)
**Raining Clearing-Song still playing**
(Kai and Hikari walking hand in hand through rain. The two reach a puddle and Kai stops Hikari like a gentleman. He then grabs a randomly, but conveniently, placed traveler and lays his body face down in puddle, then proceeds to step on his face. Hikari thanks Kai with a Kiss on the cheek and walks across the now dead body of randomly but conveniently placed traveler.)
**Some sort of Feudal-era coffee shop thing-Song still playing**
(Kai and Hikari hold drinks with arms wrapped around each other smiling at each other. Peasant bumps into Hikari. Kai glares at Peasant. Kai proceeds to stab Peasant repeatedly. Hikari smiles and laughs)
**Song skips and stops**
**Back in the original clearing under stars where this pointless chapter started**
(Kai and Hikari sit under stars)
Kai:.....I hope Inuyasha is alright.
Hikari: He deserves it.
**Beside Stream**
(Mizu cries on the motionless body of Inuyasha, who is still face down in water)
*****END******