Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Um...sure! ( Chapter 43 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Grah!! Oh, I mean, Hi!! ^^ This is Yuki... Yuki is this. Okay! ^^ I haven't written -any- in quite a while... but you won't stone -me-, right? RIGHT?!?!?! O.o >>please don't stone me...<< When you're two years ahead in math, and when you're extremely lazy, -then- you can come whining to me about not writing okay? OKAY??? Okay! ^-^ Quote: “CRAZY LIKE A FOX!!” -- Red Mage from 8-bit Theater *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Yuki: (laying on the ground) (sighs) Sess: (looks down at her after walking in) What's wrong with you? Yuki: (SIIIIIIIIIIIGHS) Sess: Right... leaving then... (rolls his eyes and walks off) Mizu and Ayumu: (run in a few minute later) Yuki! Yuki~!! YUKI!!! Yuki: (sighs) Ayumu: Shirtless men! In the river!! 0.o Mizu: (blushing) InuYasha's nearby too!! (squeals and faints) Yuki: (siiiiiiiiiiighs) Ayumu: A lot of them?!?! 0.o Mizu: (wakes up long enough to yell “with a sword!” then faints again) Yuki: (SIIIIIIIIIIIGHS) Mizu: (awake and sitting up) Umm... Yuki? Yuki: (sigh?) Ayumu: ... you're not... drooling and running off to watch and harass them? Yuki: (sigh...) Mizu and Ayumu: Hikari! Hikari~!! HIKARI!!! Hikari: (appears out of her shadows) This had better be good... (glares at them then looks down at Yuki)(rolls her eyes) What's wrong with her? Mizu: We can't figure it out! We bribed her to get up... Ayumu: With men! We bribed her with -men-, 'kari!! 0.o Hikari: ..... Ayumu: Shirtless men! Mizu: In the river!! Hikari: ... 0.o And she's... still laying there?? Both: (nodnodnodnodnod) Hikari: ... wow. This could be serious... or not. Y'know, I really don't care... Kai: (walks in) There you are! What's up? All three: (point to Yuki) Her... Kai: (pokes her with a suspiciously sharp stick) ... what's wrong...? (still poking) All three: (shrug) Kai: (poke, poke, poke) Does she do this a lot...? Mizu: Only on the sixth of December... Kai: (poke) Ayumu: And we still haven't figured out why... Kai: (pokey) Hikari: (steps on Yuki's face) Get up... or at least tell us what's wrong so I can leave... Kai: (pokuru) Yuki: (mumbling under her foot) Kai: (poke?) Hikari: ... right... (removes her foot) Talk...! Kai: (stab... I mean, poke.) Yuki: ... I miss Doggy... Kai: (... that's right... “poke”... sure...) All three girls: Doggy?? Kai: (shrugs)(gives up and pulls out knife... of Darkness!)(starts stabbing Yuki) Yuki: (bats him away) Yes, Doggy! Kai: (sulks off a few feet and pouts) Hikari: Okay, I give... who's Doggy...? Yuki: (sniffles) ... only my bestest best friend in the entire universe! ... until Paris...!! (bursts into tears) Mizu: ... wasn't Doggy her pet snail for, like, two days a few decades ago...? Ayumu: Mm... he was delicious... ^^ Hikari: Oh, yeah... and she took him to France that once... he made the best soup... Ayumu: (nodnodnod) Yuki: (still wailing) I hate you guys!!! Kai: You're crazy... (rolls his eyes) You tell them on a regular basis that you love them... Mizu: CRAZY LIKE A FOX!! Kai: Umm... sure! Why not? Yuki: (ignoring them all while continuing to bawl) I miss you, DOGGY!!!!!!!!! Hikari: (now has cotton balls in her ears) Ayumu: I AM CHRIST!!! (running around the clearing with a cape on) Kai: ... I'm gonna go... place. Bye! (runs off quickly) Hikari: Now look what you idiots have done... (walks back into her shadows, muttering darkly about idiots) Ayumu: ... wanna go watch the guys run around in the river now...? Yuki: Okay! ^-^ (leaves with Ayumu) Mizu: (sniffles) ... now -I- miss Doggy... (sits down and cries) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ... sigh... I -do- miss Doggy... He's a snail that my Biology teacher keeps in a jar fills with water plants... I found him one day and owned him for a full 13 minutes before my teacher told me he'd die before I got him to my pond at home... I had to put him back... but I visit him everyday now! ^^ Oh, well... I'm, uh... well, I guess I'm done now... Ja ne! Yuki Amadeyasu Masaharu