Fan Fiction ❯ The AUTHORS 5!!! ❯ The Authors are here! ( Prologue )

The AUTHORS 5!!!

Here we are, Titans Tower, where… odd things take place.

Robin: COOKIE!

Yeah… odd…

Cyborg: Come on Rae… you know you love WAFFELS!

Raven: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!

Uh huh… now I'm scared.

Beast Boy: (gorges on tofu)

Starfire: (watches in disgust)

Let's just move along now shall we! It was movie night at Titans' Tower, and, like always, they were fighting over what movie to watch.

Beast Boy: LET'S WATCH MASTER OF DISGUISE!

Cyborg: Dude, that's a freakshow! We should watch Lord of the Rings!

Robin: You just want to stare at Legolas the entire time! I vote we watch Spy Kids 2!

Titans: (stare at Robin)

Robin: WHAT!? IT'S A GOOD FILM!

Starfire: Friends, I have rented a movie we are all sure to enjoy! It is about three angels that work for a man named Charlie!

Guys: (drool) Chaaaaaaarrrrlieeeeeeeeeees Annnnnnnnnnnnnnngellllllllllllllllls….

Raven: (takes movie from Starfire and throws it out the window)

Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Raven: Shut up Cyborg, you're gay.

Cyborg: WHAT!? NOW EVEN RAVEN IS SAYING THAT!

Raven: It's true.

Cyborg: (cries)

Raven: QUIT IT! We'll watch Haunted Mansion. That way Beast Boy gets his comedy, Robin gets… well… some action. Cyborg gets his ghost special effects, I get a bit of horrow, and even Starfire gets a tad a romance. CAPEISH!? (I have no idea how to spell that)

All: (nod)

Raven: Good.

And so the Titans sit back and enjoy The Haunted Mansion.

Beast Boy: Dude, Eddie Murphy is so funny!

???: Yeah, I know, black people always have the best humor!

Titans: (look back and scream)

K9: HI GUYS!

Titans: (faint)

K9: Um… did I do something wrong?

Dude 1: Who cares? I can destroy Beast Boy now!

K9: Do that and you're dead.

D1: (sulks) (thinks: I'LL DO IT WHEN SHE'S GONE!)

D2: OH! MOVIE! (sits fainted Raven up next to him and steals BB's popcorn and watched delightfully)

D3: KAMEHAMEHA!

D4: Woah… Robin's right on top of Star! (takes pictures) It's like porn with clothes on!

K9: (whacks D4)

D5: (laughs)

1 hour later:

K9: GAWD THEY'RE STILL NOT AWAKE! (zaps them awake) FINALLY! Now I can introduce myself! FOR DA THIRD TIME!

Titans: (back ionto a corner in fear)

K9: I AM K9 THE GREAT LEGEND PERSON OF TEEN TITANS FAN STUFF! I am here to torture you until your heads bleed. Any volunteers?

Titans: (shrink)

K9: Didn't think so. But I'll have to save all torment for my new employees to do.

D 1-5: WE'RE NOT YOUR EMPLOYEES!

D4: I CAN KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW K9!

K9: Yeah. Right. Anyway, meet my new employees (points at them)

D1: I'M BETD1!

D2: Neo. (hugs Raven)

Betd1: Stop that before I kill you.

D3: KAMEHAMEHA!

K9: SHUT UP AND TELL THEM YOUR NAME!

D2: I'M CLOUD STRIFE OMEGA!

D4: Prisionero.

D5: Admiral Super Bruce here.

K9: SAY I TO YOUR NEW TORMENTORS!

Raven: NEO! (hugs) I'll gladly be tormented by you anytime!

Everyone: (stares at Raven)

Raven: NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVES!

K9: Thank goodness! Okay, well, I gotta go Gaymen hunting.

Prisionero: (glares at K9)

K9: Keep doing that and you'll be added to my list. BYE TITANS!

Titans: YAY SHE'S LEAVING!

K9: BE BACK SOON!

Titans: NO!

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All re-done. Hopefully, this time no one will quit.