Fan Fiction ❯ The AUTHORS 5!!! ❯ Betd1's Christmas ( Chapter 1 )

Shadow The hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, E-123 Omega and Mewtwo appear in a flash of light.

Shadow: All hail his excellency-

Mewtwo: the great and powerful-

Rouge: Grand Overlord of Randomness-

Omega: Betd1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Betd1: (Appears) Raven!!!!!!!! (Hugs Raven) Terra!!!!! (hugs Terra) Beast Boy!!! (Punches him)

BB: What was that for?

Betd1: For think you could ever have Raven. Be Happy with the skinny blonde girl.

Terra: Hey!

Betd1: I blame tofu. Kiss the dollar for it is Christmas!!!!!!!!!

Robin: No it's not.

Betd1: (Uses author powers to make it Christmas) Now it is!!!!!! (Point to TT) Sing my twelve days of Christmas.

Raven: Is this gonna be like your Yu-Gi-Oh Twelve Days of Christmas?

Betd1: Yup (Hands out sheets) SING!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin: on the first day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. A cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Raven: On the second day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Two tons of Herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

BB: On the third day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Three right hooks!? (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Cyborg: On the fourth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. four Pulse cannons

BB: Three right hooks!? (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Slade: on the fifth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: four Pulse cannons

BB: (groans) Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times) {A/N: That's nine hits so far}

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: MUST KIL- I mean, and a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!! (robot beeps)

Starfire: On the sixth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Six Slang Dictionaries? (Six Slang dictionaries Land on her head)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Terra: On the seventh Day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Seven Hiking boots?

Starfire: Six Slang Dictionaries? (Six Slang dictionaries Land on her head)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Blackfire: On the eighth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. eight free jailbreaks.

Terra: (Scratches head) Seven Hiking boots? [I mean seven Pairs of Hiking boots I'd understand]

Starfire: (rubbing the large bumps on her head) Six Slang Dictionaries. (jumps out of the way)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Jinx: On the ninth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Nine ticking time bombs?! (throws time bombs out the window)

Blackfire: Eight free jailbreaks.

Terra: Seven hiking boots?

Starfire: Six slang dictionaries? (jumps out of the way)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Gizmo: On the tenth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Ten Machine guns.

Jinx: Nine ticking time bombs?! (throws time bombs out the window)

Blackfire: Eight free jailbreaks.

Terra: Seven hiking boots?

Starfire: Six slang dictionaries? (Books land on her)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Mammoth: on the eleventh day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Eleven Christmas Dinners!!!!!!

Gizmo: Ten Machine guns!!!!!!!!!

Jinx: Nine ticking time bombs?! (throws time bombs out the window)

Blackfire: Eight free jailbreaks.

Terra: Seven hiking boots?

Starfire: Six slang dictionaries? (Books land on her)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Mad Mod: On the twelfth day of Christmas Betd1 gave to me. Twelve new students!!!!!!

Mammoth: Eleven Christmas Dinners!!!!!!

Gizmo: Ten Machine guns!

Jinx: Nine ticking time bombs?! (throws time bombs out the window)

Blackfire: Eight free jailbreaks.

Terra: Seven hiking boots?

Starfire: Six slang dictionaries? (Buried under books)

Slade: FIVE BRAND NEW SCHEMES!!!!!!! (jumps over all the TT's Heads)

Cyborg: Four Pulse Cannons

BB: Three right hooks. (Betd1 Punches him three times and he passes out)

Raven: Two tons of herbal tea.

Robin: And a cool Slade tracking ro-bot!!

Betd1: YAY!!!!!! (bounces) Fun!!!!!!! Now for the next song. "Beast Boy Got run over by robot Reindeer" (revives BB)

BB: Oh boy.

TT: (except for BB) Beast Boy Got Run over by Robot Reindeer (It happens), Walking from the tower Christmas eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa...

Ten minutes later...

Betd1: YAY!!!!!!!!! Hot Coca time!!!!!!!!! (drinks hot coca) now for snowball fight me vs. the TT!

TT: (Grin)

When they go outside (It snowed cause it is Christmas)

Robin: Get him!!!!!!

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