Fan Fiction ❯ The AUTHORS 5!!! ❯ Neo's Nonsense ( Chapter 2 )

The AUTHORS 5!

Neo was 14, 5 foot 7 inches, and was smiling. He was wearing black jeans,black shoes,and a dark blue shirt that had a picture of a little bear swinging a stick, missing a pinata, and hitting a larger bear in a bad spot (owchies), and said below it "Don't stand to

close to the pinata". He had a baseball bat is his right hand that had "Slugger" written in cursive on it.

Neo: Titans. . . my name is Ne0. . . and I have come to. . . deal ultimate humiliation and torture to you and especailly to Cyborg! What can you do stop me you are asking?

Titans: Umm. . . what can?

Ne0: Well. . . nothin!

Ne0 laughed evily and swung his baseball bat into Cyborg's leg.

Cyborg: OW!

Beastboy laughed.

Beastboy: Dude! Your cool by me!

Ne0: Good. . . now you will suffer the least! After all. . . you are my favorite Titan! Raven is second, Robin is third and Star is fourth, only cuz I don't like the way she talks.

Cyborg: What about me?

Ne0: Your so despied by me I consider you dirt!

Cyborg: ooooh,ok!

Ne0 looked around.

Ne0: . . .has anyone seen Phuang?

Titans: Yes,why?

Ne0: Well, I was wondering where my wife was, and why she hasn't talked to me for. . . about 3 weeks?

Titans: ooo-SHE'S YOUR WIFE!?!?

Ne0: Yes. . . see the crazyness similarites?

Titans: Yes, that makes sense.

Ne0 swung his bat into Robin's side.making him fall. Beastboy and Ne0 laugh

Ne0&Beastboy: THAT NEVER GETS OLD!!!

Raven: Loser. . .

Ne0 looked sad.

Ne0: I ranked you second and you still hate me. . .

Raven: *feeling bad* Well. . . sorry. . .

Ne0 smiled and hugged Raven.

Ne0: No hard feelings!

Ne0 was hit by a whip and let go of Raven.

Ne0: I know that horrible pain anywhere! PHUANG!!!

Ne0 ran over to Phuang and hugged her, as she hugged him back, she hit him over the head

Phuang: Honey, your supposed to be torturing all of them, not hugging Raven!

Ne0: Sorry. . . Hey, can some of my friends help me?

Phuang: Umm. . . sure!

Ne0: Yay! *whacks Cyborg and picks him up* You be slave boy!

Cyborg: @_@

Ne0 begins to drag him away when there's a big rush of smoke from outside.

Ne0: What the!?

The other Authors appear.

Cloud: Hey Ne0 you can't be taking them away!

Ne0: Why not?

Bruce: Cause then we won't be able to torture them!

Pris: Take Gayborg away AFTER we're done!

Ne0: Okay!

Phaung: POP-TART!!!!!!!!!!!

Other Authors: Hello Phaung. . .

Phaung: Goodbye! *disappears*

Ne0: NO! *cries*

Other Authors: Get over it.

Ne0: OKAY! *tosses Cyborg behind him*

Everyone: (blinks)

TT: *stare frightfully*

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There. Ne0 wrote this chapter and I added the ending. *claps*