Fan Fiction ❯ The AUTHORS 5!!! ❯ CSOmega's Mood Changingness! ( Chapter 3 )

The AUTHORS 5!

CSOMEGA: FUN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

Titans: [brandish weapons/attacks]

CSOmega: -_- [snaps fingers and weapons disappear] Silly fools. But for

now I don't need Cyborg, so you may leave. [points to an exit door]

Cyborg: YAY! [dashes towards it but suddenly the ground opens and

Cyborg falls into an endless chasm]

Henchmen: [take away the picture of the Exit]

CSOmega: Gets em every time.

Other Titans: [mourn the loss of Cyborg]

Robin: Well, I guess we'll need a new toaster.

CSOmega: …………………...Right. [puts two emotion controllers on Raven and

Starfire then throws them both into separate rooms]

Them: @.@

CSOmega: Now before you can save your girlfriends………

BB: She's not my girlfriend!

Raven: I'm not his girlfriend!

CSO: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [smites their TV]

TV: [dies]

BB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! @_@

CSO: Now as I was saying, before you can save your girlfriends you must

face the dreaded fears of doom!

[a steak appears]

BB: [screams in a high pitched voice]

CSO: SILENCE! [stuffs it down his throat] MEAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!! It

builds character………...and over sizes your thighs.

BB: [having a seizure]

CSO: -_- Now for Robin. [holds out Slade's mask which is emitting

dust]

Robin: [eyes widen] Oh no. NOT AGAIN!!!!!!! [girly scream, runs]

CSO: ^_^ [eventually gets them both calmed down] Now you must save them

or die trying!

EC: I'm betting on them dying.

GC: I'm betting on them saving them!

CSO: SILENCE YOU TWO! You shouldn't say those things!

BB: [nods]

CSO: It's obvious they'll die saving them!

EC: Hmm, he's right.

Robin and BB: [sweatdrop and go into the rooms]

Robin: [wakes up Starfire]

Me: [sets Starfire's mood changer on anger]

Starfire: [roars and descends on Robin in a blaze of righteous fury]

Me: [sets Ravens on Love]

Raven: [stroking BB's hair] ^_^ [kisses BB's cheek]

BB: o_o

Robin: [getting beaten down by Starfire, tries to crawl away but is

dragged back in]

CSO: ^_^ My work here is done.

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Okay, that's Cloud's chap. Next up is Prisionero!