Fan Fiction ❯ The Best Chatshow in Middle-earth ❯ Prologue ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Vedui il'er!

This fic is going to be a chat show thingy, where you, the readers send in letters for characters of LotR to answer. It can be ANY character, even Hama, and ya know the old gate guard? His name is Harry. Don't ask. Read The Book. You know which one I'm talking about. The Best Book Ever To Be Written. Yes, that One.

This chat show, will be the Best chat show EVER. Reason: Four Words: Lord Of The Rings.

I shall start with the introducing of the Host…………………………. ME!

<Nirvana music plays as your presenter, Elróthiel walks on set>

Elróthiel: Yo peeps! Welcome to The Best Chat Show in Middle-earth!

Audience: <wave> Hi!

Elróthiel: So, you peeps at home reading this, you guys gotta start sending in letters, questions, dares, ANYTHING you want! Hell! You can even get a cameo appearance in future episodes! Ya want to glomp your fave character? Get reviewing! Person who reviews the most (aka, Every episode) will get a cameo appearance!

Fangirls in Audience: YAAAAY!!! LEGGY!!!!!!

Elróthiel: <into walkie talkie> Security! The Fangirls are loose again. Yeah. I KNOW I'm one too! No, don't put ME in prison! You dumbass! I'M THE DAMN PRESENTER!!!!! Now GET IN HERE and DO YOUR JOB!!! I PAY you $20 an hour! Get your lowlife ass in here now and get rid of the FGs or I will get rid of YOU!

Security Guy (who I will randomly call Steve): <on walkie talkie> Yyes mma'am! Right away ma'am!

Elróthiel: OK everyone, this fanfic will officially start the moment I receive 5 reviews from different people stating their questions/dares/other. So, push that little purple button down there that says GO next to the text that says Submit Review. You know you want to. I know you want to. The whole WORLD knows you want to! So for Ilúvatar's sake! DO IT!!!!!

That concludes the pre-Episode episode! Remember! REVIEW IF YOU WANT THIS TO CONTINUE!!!!!!!

AN: So, you like it? You want more? You want to ask your fave characters stuff and dare them to do stuff? Then REVIEW!! (That's what Brian Boytano'd do! (I love South Park!!!))