Fan Fiction ❯ The Forest of Eternal Evil ❯ Big Swords, Little Men ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Charlie K 
I usually suck at titles(ex. M:S) but I'm pretty proud of these. Anyways, this chapter's kinda random and features Nightmare. I like it, so should you.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.26.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 417 | Visits: 337 | Status: Completed
I usually suck at titles(ex. M:S) but I'm pretty proud of these. Anyways, this chapter's kinda random and features Nightmare. I like it, so should you.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.26.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 417 | Visits: 337 | Status: Completed
The Forest of Eternal Evil
Big Swords, Tiny Men
The three now walked down the road. A samurai, a ninja, and a girl. Who knows what evil can come of such company! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Talim: Hey, Mister Ninja.
Mitsurugi: Samurai.
Talim: Yeah, yeah, <whispering> You know, she’s really pretty.
Mitsurugi: I cant tell, your both walking behind me.
Talim: Oh. Hey, Miss samurai lady.
Taki: Ninja.
Talim: Yeah, yeah. Your outfits really pretty. I really like the color red. It’s really tight to. Especially around the chest. I can almost your…
Mitsurugi: Will you be silent!
Talim: Okay.
Taki: So, you wanna fight?
Mitsurugi: No.
Taki: Why not?
Mitsurugi: There is no reason to fight.\
Taki: Yeah there is
Mitsurugi: A good one?
Taki: Oh.
<long silence>
Talim: You two like each other, don’t you?
Mitsurugi & Taki: NO!
Talim: Oh, okay.
<silence>
Talim: Mitsurugi and Taki, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I
<Mitsurugi quickly turns around with his sword extended>
Mitsurugi: I swear I’ll split you in two if you don’t shut up!
Taki: Yes! A fight!
Voice: A fight? That means blood! YES!
<Nightmare runs in from forest>
Nightmare: I love fights, and blood, and souls! I win all my fights. I just swing around a huge frickin sword and slice people in frikin pieces! HAHAHA!! I am the greatest Nightmare!
Mitsurugi: That because you’re the only freak with that name.
Nightmare: Shut-up! That’s not my real name! My real name is Siegfried!
<All three cover their mouths to keep from giggling, but then all break out into huge laughter>
Nightmare: Siefireds’ a cool name! My mom said so! You shut-up! I’m going to go tell my mom about you!
<Nightmare runs back into the forest in tears>
Talim: Whoo! That was funny
Mitsurugi: Yes it was.
Taki: Indeed.
Talim: You two like each other.]
Mitsurugi & Taki: SHUT-UP!!!
Big Swords, Tiny Men
The three now walked down the road. A samurai, a ninja, and a girl. Who knows what evil can come of such company! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Talim: Hey, Mister Ninja.
Mitsurugi: Samurai.
Talim: Yeah, yeah, <whispering> You know, she’s really pretty.
Mitsurugi: I cant tell, your both walking behind me.
Talim: Oh. Hey, Miss samurai lady.
Taki: Ninja.
Talim: Yeah, yeah. Your outfits really pretty. I really like the color red. It’s really tight to. Especially around the chest. I can almost your…
Mitsurugi: Will you be silent!
Talim: Okay.
Taki: So, you wanna fight?
Mitsurugi: No.
Taki: Why not?
Mitsurugi: There is no reason to fight.\
Taki: Yeah there is
Mitsurugi: A good one?
Taki: Oh.
<long silence>
Talim: You two like each other, don’t you?
Mitsurugi & Taki: NO!
Talim: Oh, okay.
<silence>
Talim: Mitsurugi and Taki, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I
<Mitsurugi quickly turns around with his sword extended>
Mitsurugi: I swear I’ll split you in two if you don’t shut up!
Taki: Yes! A fight!
Voice: A fight? That means blood! YES!
<Nightmare runs in from forest>
Nightmare: I love fights, and blood, and souls! I win all my fights. I just swing around a huge frickin sword and slice people in frikin pieces! HAHAHA!! I am the greatest Nightmare!
Mitsurugi: That because you’re the only freak with that name.
Nightmare: Shut-up! That’s not my real name! My real name is Siegfried!
<All three cover their mouths to keep from giggling, but then all break out into huge laughter>
Nightmare: Siefireds’ a cool name! My mom said so! You shut-up! I’m going to go tell my mom about you!
<Nightmare runs back into the forest in tears>
Talim: Whoo! That was funny
Mitsurugi: Yes it was.
Taki: Indeed.
Talim: You two like each other.]
Mitsurugi & Taki: SHUT-UP!!!