Fan Fiction ❯ The Fs, Ls, and BBs of Malaria ❯ Intro ( Chapter 1 )
Hideeho...
Diddlydo...
This is chapto... one!
It's weirdo.
If you haven't seen The Lost Boys, then just remember when you read it that they are funny and hot and they are little fuzzy vampire hunters. Their names are Edgar Frog and Alan Frog. Like, as in Edgar Alan Poe... except...separate
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.24.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 586 | Visits: 175 | Status: Work In Progress
Malaria!!!
This is the story of what happens when the inhabitants of a made-up country called Malaria take an Elf, a Hobbit, a Dwarf, and a Man captive… we are going to save them…
We do own Malaria, the B.B.'s, the Fags of Malaria, the name Lesbos of Malaria, but we don't own the actual people that are them… We don't own the Elves, the Hobbits, the Dwarves (thank God), the Men, Lesbos of Malaria, or the random characters from different series that appear in each different chapter! At this point, there are us, Haldir, Elrond, Rumil, Orophin, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, Gimli, Gloin, Thranduil, Celeborn, and some other people.
We begin when the FMs (Fags of Malaria) are trying to invade our stronghold in the middle of nowhere, they wish to capture cuties. We are currently in the dining chambers eating when they attack…
Gimli is eating potatoes when he chokes on one. He coughs and coughs and coughs. All just laugh and will not help. He finally chokes it up and it lands on Elrond, who screams like a little girl and jumps up on the table and runs around in circles knocking hot soup on everyone. The rest of them scream and run around also. Then… you hear a sharp, perverted, shrill screaming moan. "Call of the Fags!!", said Wind. They all tun into the armory and take some things. Wind has a sword, the Elves get bows, the Hobbits get swords, the Men get swords, and the Dwarves get axes. They all attack them…
After the assault, I won't go through it, there are dead Fags all over the place. Haldir, Frodo, Gimli, and Aragorn were carried off slowly… then everyone screamed in slow-mo. After a few minutes of looking around stupidly and doing nothing, Wind said, "I must call the Frog Brothers!"
"Who?" said the rest blankly.
"The Frog Brothers!" Wind and Hem said in unison. "They kill vampires!"
"We're not after Vampires!" cried Legolas.
"So? They know loads! They can help! Plus, they're hot and funny!" said they.
"So are we!" said Merry and Pippin.
Wind said, "Two… dynamic… duos…" and falls on the floor.
"What are you doin'?" said Hem, "Call the Frog Brothers… NOW!"
Wind jumped up, "Okie!" She calls the Frog Brothers and they cower at the thought of fighting Fags of Malaria, but they are coming anyway. They want cash.
They take a plane to Malaria, which is some made up country in Africa. I don't know why, it just sounds like it would be in Africa. Malaria, Africa is what it's called. This is where the chapter ends…