Fan Fiction ❯ The More Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ up up and away again! ( Chapter 1 )

It's a me, Queenie!! Back from hell! Back to haunt you! Back to present you

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Even though it's not necessary I recommend you to read part one (The Troublesome Quest For Sanity) since this is some sort of sequel to it.

[By the way this takes place two weeks after the end of part one]

And now: Enjoy my newest piece of madness!!

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[Ganondorf's Castle, Ganondorf is throwing darts at a group picture of Ravi, Dr. Shneek and Queenie]

Ganondorf: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ALL OF YOU! [throws more darts]

SFX: Knock! Knock!

Ganondorf: [throws a dart at the door] Who is it???

Voice: It's . . . . it's just me.

Ganondorf: Ah, come in my loyal servant!

[A random Gerudo enters the room]

Random Gerudo: The newspaper, your highness. Oh, and here's a letter for you. [hands Ganondorf the paper and the letter]

Ganondorf: Thanks, Random. You may leave now.

Gerudo Random: As you wish, sir.

[She leaves, Ganondorf takes a seat and opens the letter]

Ganondorf: So let's see what we've got there . . . . (reads)

Hey Geedo!

It's bean a long time, huh? Guez what - I'm totaly evil now! I got a nu friend and we're gonna destroy Termina. Coooool, huh? Anyway, how're things goin in Hyrule? Doz this green felow still think that you're the one that stole his Triforze? I thin you should kill him or stuff. Well anyway, you know if things get to anoying over ther - come and visit me in Termina! Uh, as long as it stil ecists of corz . . . So hav a niz day, gretings

SkullKid

Ganondorf: Geedo!! I told him at least a thousand times not to call me Geedo!!

Narrator: And then - all of a sudden - the door flew open, revealing a rather furious, green-clad man.

Link: Hi ho, Gandee-o!

Narrator: . . . the rather furious, green-clad man said . . . . furiously.

Ganondorf: YOU?? What do you want???

Link: My Triforce!!

Ganondorf: For the last time; I don't have your §"%%!?& Triforce!!!

Link: Give it back!!

Ganondorf: BUT I DON'T-

Link: SAGES!!

[Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru, Impa and Rauru appear behind Link]

Sages: Hi ho, Gandee-o!!

Narrator: . . . they said, equally furious.

Ganondorf: T__T;;;

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[Cemetery of Creativity, in the meantime]

Queenie: He was such a nice guy . . .

Shneek: Such an insane fellow . . .

Queenie: And then . . .

Shneek: Killed by his best friend . . .

Queenie+Shneek: *sob* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Queenie: Poor, poor Dr. Frank.

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Shneek: So . . . what are you going to do?

Queenie: Now? Well, I guess since Link's eighty percent of sanity are restored I'll just find another place to cause madness and havoc.

Shneek: But what about Ganondorf? He's in trouble since neither Link nor the Sages remember that he was actually the one who saved their lives.

Queenie: Strange, isn't it? So strange . . . maybe it's even another curse of The Voice.

Shneek: I wonder who she is . . .

Queenie: Dr. Frank knew . . . . unfortunately.

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Shneek: They might try to seal Ganondorf away. Or even . . . . kill him.

Queenie: *shrug*

Shneek: We could help him and find Link's Triforce. Or destroy The Voice. Or-

Queenie: Or we could finally move away to improve our international insanity. At least that's what I'm certainly going to do.

Shneek: You want to move?? Now???

Queenie: Uhm . . . yes.

Shneek: Where to??

Queenie: Well, I recently spotted a really nice castle in this city called Minas Tirith.

Shneek: And Ganondorf??

Queenie: Ganondorf? Jeez, he's the King of Evil! He can handle this without any help!

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[Ganondorf's Castle]

Ganondorf: [jumps out of the window] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

SFX: THUMP!

Ganondorf: OW!

Link: Get back here and fight like a proper man would!!!

Ganondorf: Huh? No way!! [runs away]

Link: [shouting after him] HEY!! COME BACK!!! WAIT!!!

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[somewhere mysterious]

Evil Voice (The Voice / Evoice): This is going just fine . . . MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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It's not what I intended to do in the first place but then I decided to keep this in good old TTQFS style and make the first chapter horribly short.

But so much for the plot. I hope the situation is clear. Link is after Ganondorf, Ganondorf just wants to be left alone, Link's Triforce is still missing though he's 80 % sane and the evil voice is plotting something . . . . er, evil.

All the other chapters are going to be longer - hopefully.