Fan Fiction ❯ The Rise of the Authoresses 5 ❯ Kiki-chan and Know Your Stars ( Chapter 1 )

The Rise of the Authoresses 5

Ch 2: Kiki-Chan and Know you Stars

"Your first event is with Kiki-Chan. Kiki-Chan, you may handle it from here." K9 said and she left with Suma, Phaung, and Moga.

"Great!" Kiki-Chan exclaimed and grabbed a few DVDs, "This'll be fun!" ^-^

"Exactly what are you going to do?" Cyborg asked with a very scared expression on his face.

"Oh that's easy. I'm going to play some of your embarrassing moments on the TV!" She exclaimed and ran up to the DVD player. "Let's watch Robin's first!"

Robin's eyes grew big with fear, what could she play?

"These are in Know your Stars style! You know, from All That!" Kiki-Chan put the first DVD in the drive and started it. The TV flashed on and played it. (A/N This is in script form!)

Anonymous Announcer: Know you Titans……… Know you titans……… know your titans……… Robin………

Robin: Eh? Who's there?

A.A.: He's the captain of Brazil………

Robin: Captain of Brazil? What the heck?

A.A.: Ha, ha! Robin……… he wants to kidnap Starfire and keep him for his own………

Robin: WHAT THE!?

A.A.: Well you DO love her………

Robin: *blushes* NO I DON'T!!!

A.A.: Robin……… he's the best captain ever………

Robin: Thank you……… WAIT! Which captain?

A.A.: Why the captain of Brazil of course!

Robin: WHAT!?

A.A.: Now you know……… Robin………

Robin: NO THEY DON'T! YOU HAVE THE WRONG INFO DUDE! SHOW YOUR FACE! *throws bird-a-rangs everywhere*

"Ha, ha! That was so funny!" Kiki-chan yelled as the DVD fished. Robin stood there petrified. Kiki-chan grinned, "Okay now for Raven's!"

"No." Raven said but Kiki-chan already started the next DVD.

A.A.: Know your stars……… know your stars……… know your stars……… Raven………

Raven: What do you want?

A.A.: She's the Statue of Liberty………

Raven: WHAT THE!? THAT STATUE IS HUGE! HOW CAN IT BE ME!?

A.A.: Precisely……… Raven……… Sugar is her favorite food………

Raven: I hate sugar. It makes you hyper!

A.A.: It does make you hyper, that's why you eat it! Raven……… she's such a pretty statue………

Raven: I'M NOT A STATUE!

A.A.: Now you know……… Raven………

Raven: HOW CAN THEY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME WHEN YOU DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE TRUE THING!?

The Teen Titans laughed as Raven glared at the TV.

"Okay, okay. Time for Cyborg's!" Kiki-chan cheered.

"NO!" Cyborg said and tried to stop Kiki-chan from putting in the DVD, but failed.

A.A.: Know your titans……… know your titans……… know your titans……… Cyborg………

Cyborg: Yo!

A.A.: His nickname is Gayborg………

Cyborg: WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

A.A.: Gayborg……… he's a cat's scratching post………

Cyborg: I HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A.A.: That's because they scratch you!

Cyborg: WHAT!?

A.A.: Gayborg……… he's such a good cat post………

Cyborg: I'm not a scratch post!

A.A.: Now you know……… Gayborg………

Cyborg: MY NAME IS NOT GAYBORG! I HATE CATS! SHOW YOUR FACE YOU EVIL ONE!

"Ah, it's okay Gayborg!" Kiki-chan cheered again and Cyborg punched her. "Hey!" Kiki-chan healed herself with her authoress powers and went onto Starfire's tape.

A.A.: Know your titans……… know your titans……… know your titans……… Starfire………

Starfire: Hello!

A.A.: She's full of baloney………

Starfire: How can I have baloney stuffed in me? I did not eat any.

A.A.: That's not what I mean!

Starfire: Oh okay.

A.A.: Starfire……… she wants to rule the world………

Starfire: I do?

A.A.: That was meant to be annoying!

Starfire: I did not know. I am sorry.

A.A.: *sigh* Starfire……… she loves me.

Starfire: I do?

A.A.: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANNOYING!

Starfire: I am sorry sir!

A.A.: Argh……… now you know Starfire………

Starfire: They do?

A.A.: GET THE PICTURE!

Starfire: Sorry.

Starfire stared in oblivious as the other titan's laughed at her oblivion. Kiki-chan smiled and smirked at Beast Boy.

"Last but not least!" She said and put in the last DVD as Beast Boy stared in tears.

A.A.: Know your titans……… know your titans……… know your titans……… Beast Boy………

Beast Boy: Yo dude!

A.A.: He's a robot in disguise………

Beast Boy: That's impossible!

A.A.: That's what YOU think……… Beast Boy……… he hates Raven……… (Here Raven is hoping this is true)

Beast Boy: How can I hate her when I think she's cute? (Here Raven smashes Beast Boy into the wall)

A.A.: Beast Boy……… he thinks robots rule………

Beast Boy: Not exactly……… (Here Cyborg smashes Beast Boy into the wall)

A.A.: Now you know……… Beast Boy………

Beast Boy: DUDE! They do not! Say this to my face why don't ya?

Cyborg and Raven glare at Beast Boy as everyone else laughs. Kiki-chan finally stops laughing and collects her DVDs and hands them to Robin.

"Here you go you can keep these." She said. Robin eyed his DVD and prepared to demolish it but hesitated when Kiki-chan said: "They're indestructible." Robin sighed when he heard this and put the DVDs away.

The other for authoresses dropped in from the ceiling.

"How'd it go?" Suma asked.

"Great! They're embarrassed out of their wits!" Kiki-chan cheered.

"Perfect!" Phaung replied.

"Yup. Now the next event………" K9 held her fist out and thrust her fingers out once more, revealing another card. She turned the face side of it towards the titans "……… is with Suma."

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Sorry it took so long to update! I hope you like! Oh and here's Moga's REAL appearance:

Approximately 2 1/2 feet tall, alien. Looks like a black and white cat standing on two legs. Green eyes, pink nose, ivory claws, black whiskers. If she wears cloths, which she usually doesn't, only on various missions on Earth, in which case she wears whatever she pulls out of a draw, so long as it fits.
Powers: Creates electricity, which can also be used as a attack.

Now to answer reviews!

M*star: Because 5 is a cool number.

Starre: Almost, but these guys won't be killed off like the Witches 5.

ROBINROX: Good enough for you?

Lord Dante: Uh……… no.

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