Fan Fiction ❯ The Rise of the Authoresses 5 ❯ Suma and Behind the Scenes ( Chapter 2 )

The Rise of the Authoresses 5

Ch. 3: Suma and the Behind the Scenes

"Ready for the next event?" K9 asked the Teen Titans.

"Yes we are!" Starfire beamed. All the other Teen Titans looked at her like she was crazy.

"Great! Suma, you've got control." Phaung said and the four authoresses disappeared, leaving Suma to do her dirty work.

"Guess what I have planned for you!" Suma said getting out a bunch of DVDs out of thin air.

"Not more embarrassing moments PLEASE." Cyborg pleaded.

"Kind of! It's time for BEHIND THE SCENES!" Suma cheered. Starfire cheered as well and the other Titans stared at Starfire again. "Time for the first one!" Suma popped a DVD in the DVD drive and grinned as the DVD started up (Behind the Scenes is in script form).

Manager: Cyborg, you're fired!

Cyborg: WHAT!?

Studio Dude: *walks up to Manager and whispers in his ear*

Manager: He's that important?

SD: *nods sadly*

Manager: *points at Cyborg* you're hired!

Cyborg: Can I have a raise?

Manager: Why should you? This is real life I'm filming!

Cyborg: Darn.

All but Cyborg laughed at the DVD as Cyborg glared at Suma. Suma fired up her ray gun and the ray gun gave a tiny beep, and then she blasted him.

"Don't mess with me!" She said as she popped in the next DVD.

Beast Boy: *punches punching bag and it whacks him* Yeah thins you can mess with me huh? *Kicks the bag and it whacks him again* Oh no you don't! *Punches and kicks it and it whacks him again* HEY YOU'RE AN INAMITE OBJECT! *Bag whacks him to the ground* Ow………

Robin: *in the hallway with a control stick which apparently controls the punching bag and snickers*

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THAT TO ME!?" Beast Boy screamed in Robin's face.

"Dude you need a breath mint." Robin said while swishing the air in front of his face with his hand. Beast Boy glared and sat down as Suma laughed and popped in the next DVD.

Starfire: *knocks on Raven's door*

Happy Raven: *opens the door* Hi Star!

Starfire: (?_?) Is something wrong?

HR: (^o^) Why would something wrong?

Starfire: (^_^) Oh never mind……… I was wondering if you would participate in spending quality time with me?

HR: Sure!

Starfire: Yay! *Goes to the mall with HR who she thinks is Raven*

"Excuse me." Raven went to her room and entered her magic mirror, beat HR up, and returned.

"Heh, heh. Time for more!" Suma said cheerfully and entered the next DVD.

Starfire: Raven, what do the boys do when we are not filming the show?

Raven: Stupid boy things.

Starfire: Like what?

Raven: Stare at pictures of J. Lo and Britney Spears and all those of stupid singers and actresses.

Starfire: Oh……… so that's who those people are………

"Hey!" The three boys said in unison as Raven snickered and Starfire beamed. Suma shot the three boys with her ray gun.

"Sit down and watch!" Suma said and entered the last DVD in.

Beast Boy: Hey guys what do you think the girls do when we're not around?

Cyborg: Stupid girl things.

Beast Boy: Like what?

Robin: Stare at pictures of Brad Pitt and other dumb actors and singers. You know I don't know what they see in those guys………

Cyborg: I know! It's stupid; those guys don't even look good! They got to much hair!

Beast Boy: Well duh your saying that, you're bald!

Cyborg: Wanna say that to my face little man?

Beast Boy: YOU'RE ON!

Cyborg and Beast Boy: *go head to head at video games*

Robin: Oh crud………

"Who is Brad Pitt?" Starfire asked.

"Some actor." Raven replied.

"She didn't even say stupid! She-" Cyborg didn't get to finish his statement because Raven blasted him into the wall.

"That was fun!" Suma cheered. Just then her comrades appeared and she joined them.

"You've gotten through the videos, now let's see how you do at real tormenting stuff." K9 said and another card appeared in her hand, with Moga's picture on it. "You're next event is with Moga."