Fan Fiction ❯ The Rise of the Authoresses 5 ❯ Phaung and Spin the Bottle ( Chapter 4 )

The Rise of the Authoresses 5

Ch. 5: Phaung and Spin the Bottle

"Have fun Phaung!" The four authoresses waved and disappeared. Phaung grinned and turned towards the titans.

"Cyborg!" She said.

"Uh……… yeah?" Cyborg said.

"You must go get me ice cream from the North Pole so I can make a pop-tart al-a-mode!"

"Why the North Pole?"

"Because I must have special ice cream!"

Cyborg glared and thought it over. "Fine." He left the tower.

"Now guess what I have planned for you four!"

"What?" The four remaining titans said cowardly.

"You will see!" Out of nowhere, Phaung grabbed a small machine. She pressed a few buttons and a black hole appeared in mid-air. She leaned into it, her waist down only visible; the rest of her body was in the black hole. She pulled out the entire Tenchi Muyo Crew (not grandpa and dad though), Inuyasha, Kagome, and Miroku. She stepped out of the black hole and it disappeared.

"What the hell?" Inuyasha said.

"Welcome to Titans' Tower!" Phaung said, "You have been invited here for a game of SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Death music played in the background.

"OH! Tenchi! I will kiss you!" Ryoko hugged Tenchi's arm tightly.

"NO YOU DON'T RYOKO!" Ayeka said furiously. She grabbed Tenchi's other arm and they pulled him like tug-o-war. Tenchi silently cried.

"In the circle now!" Phaung commanded. Everyone got in a circle. Phaung pulled Sasami, Washu, Kiyone, and Mihoshi out. "Sasami, go cook me some spicy food, Washu, you help me out with the torment, Kiyone, you watch, and Mihoshi, you sleep! Sleep is good!" The four girls went to their jobs.

"Now," Washu began, "I have a special invention made specially for this game!" Washu pulled out a bottle and Phaung cheered, "This is the Mechanical Spin the Bottle, in which I control!" Washu said as Phaung cheered more.

"Which means no dumb yaoi or lesbo!" Phaung stuck her tongue out after she said lesbo.

"So let the game begin! Inuyasha, you start." Washu said, tossing the bottle into the ring. Inuyasha shrugged and spinned it. It landed on………

"You mean I have to kiss that old hag?"

"WHO YOU CALLING AN OLD HAG!?" Ayeka picked up a table and tried to smash it in Inuyasha's face, but he dodged just in time. Ayeka glared and kept trying to smash him.

"Stop!" Robin commanded, and Ayeka glared at Robin. "Don't wreck my tower!" Ayeka glared and sat down.

"Now Inuyasha, you must kiss Ayeka!" Phaung cheered.

"No."

Phaung shrugged and grabbed her laptop out of mid-air. She typed in the following message:

So Inuyasha kissed Ayeka.

And Inuyasha kissed her.

"Yay! Miroku! You're up yay!" Phaung cheered.

"Yes!" Miroku spinned the bottle and it landed on………

"But I only want to kiss Tenchi!"

"Kiss me!" Miroku lunged at Ryoko and kissed her, "Will you marry me and bare my children?"

"Go away you hentai!" Ryoko teleported over to Tenchi and hung onto his arm.

"Tenchi! Your turn!" Phaung cheered.

"Do I have to?"

"Yes!"

Tenchi cowardly spinned the bottle and it landed on………

"I'm leaving."

Phaung typed the following message into her laptop:

And Betd1's 5 ninjas appeared and tied Raven to a chair.

And they did.

"Let me go!"

"Tenchi! Kiss her before I torture you!"

"Fine." Tenchi quickly kissed Raven and Beast Boy glared at him. Tenchi ran away but couldn't due to Phaung's force field.

"Yay!" Phaung cheered, "Now you must spin Robin!"

Robin reluctantly spinned and landed on………

"Weeeeeee!" Kagome cheered as she glomped Robin. He kissed her and Inuyasha glared, hitting him on the head with his sword.

"Ow." Robin silently cried as Inuyasha glared at him.

"Beast Boy! It is your turn!" Phaung cheered. Beast Boy gulped as he spun and it landed on………

"What is the point of this entire game?"

"Learn!" Phaung yelled into the alien's ear. Beast Boy kissed Starfire, only to get kicked in the butt by Robin.

"This is fun!" Phaung said. "Now to end my segment, who wants to buy Tenchi?" Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, and Sasami raised their hands, "You!" Phaung pointed at herself, "You get him for $100!" She gave herself $100 dollars and grabbed Tenchi by his shirt collar, "Yay!" Tenchi sighed. Ryoko and Ayeka glared but they were sucked into the black hole with the 3 Inuyasha characters before they could do anything. All that was left was Phaung, Tenchi, and the Teen Titans.

"Happy now?" Cyborg had returned with a big bucket of Ice cream.

"Yay!" Phaung piled a bunch of Ice cream on her pop tart and added chocolate and sprinkles. She ate it quickly as the other authoresses arrived.

"Looks like you sure had fun!" K9 cheered.

"Yeah, what did you do?" Moga asked.

"Tell you later." Phaung joined her friends with her ice cream and Tenchi.

"Now Teen Titans," K9 pulled out another card, "Your next and final event is with me."

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Answering reviews!

DesmondX7- The Shadow Titans are just a few of Moga's head voices.

Betd1- I used your ninjas! Anyway, you laughed! Yay!

ROBINROX- Yeah poor Robin. Even more poor this chapter.

Ivno Veldar- You REALLY thinks you're being evil JUST by giving us 1 point out of 10? Think again.

Starre- you'll have to ask Moga. What's with the blood? ?_?

M*Star- You got more!

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